INDEX of the St Cat's series of stories
by Some Sort of Dog

Although the St Cat's tales stand alone and can be read in any order, it is logical to read them in chronological order. Here is the suggested order for reading. The associated story threads, Trudy by Road Dog and Big Little Sister are included at the appropriate point in the order. The whole series is gradually being converted from plain text to HTML. Links from this page to the HTML versions will be added as conversions are completed.

• Fourth Form at St Cat's: (HTML)

  Shan, her bestest friend Smegs and Moggie, the Chemistry Mistress, are involved in a laboratory accident at St Cat's High School for Girls. The result is a disturbing increase in breast size.

• Fifth Form at St Cat's: (HTML)

  Further adventures of Shan, now revealed as Chauntaille Gruntworthy, and her friends from St Cat's, as they undertake an ambitious holiday video project. Moggie, Chemistry Mistress and entrepreneur, decides that there is a future in the chemical enlargement of breasts, but things get rather out of hand.

• St Cat's - Megan's Revenge: (HTML)

  Smegs, assisted by a not entirely willing Chauntaille, seeks revenge on the school, using every chemical means at her disposal. The effects are never entirely predictable, but every cloud has a silver lining.

• St Cat's Dairies: (HTML)

  Smegs and Shan make the most of unforeseen developments at St Cat's, and cash in on the demand for pure organic dairy produce, straight from the udder to the user.

• Big Little Sister:

  Two sisters discovering their bodies together. We meet Tanya and her sister, the narrator of the story.

• Trudy — by Road Dog:

  A young girl grows up - and out - in 1950's America.

• Grown-Up Girls:

  Tanya, her sister, and their children meet Grandma Trudy, now the wife of Sir Roger Pym. They learn very few of the facts of life in an adventure-filled summer holiday in the country.

• New Girls at St Cat's:

  A new headmistress at St Cat's, or perhaps not. Miss Ella Wheeler Thunderbolt takes on some new staff as our young heroines transform St Cat's High School for Girls by forming SCAPA, St Cat's Academy for the Performing Arts.

• More New Girls at St Cat's:

  More chemical anarchy at St Cat's High School for Girls as the First Form Sexual Chemistry Group find that most important scientific discoveries are the result of accidents. The story ends in a Christmas orgy.

• Even More New Girls at St Cat's:

  Christmas at Fillamore Deepleigh, and more evil doings with Sexual Chemistry, giant bras and ballooning breasts. Most of the cast indulge in quite a lot of sexual intercourse.

• Back to School at St Cat's :

  Enter Rumiko, and the establishment of St Cat's High School for Girls as an international player in the field of girls' education. No national stereotypes here as Shan, Smegs and Moggie weave a web of bodily fluids culminating in an action-packed finale.

• Big Feature at St Cat's:
  Part 1   Part 2   Part 3   Part 4   Part 5   Part 6

  The St Cat's Chorus sets out on a singing tour of the North of England, culminating in a choir contest, appearing live on nationwide television. Unfortunately for all concerned, including Chauntaille's current boyfriend, the grand final of the contest turns into an orgy as some girls' breasts become huge on stage. However, it's an ill wind, and some of the girls take advantage of the presence of the film crew to organise a production of their own. A very long story indeed, it is supplied in several parts.

• Head Girl of St Cat's:

  As St Cat's is a mammocracy, the leaders of the student body have to be selected using a suitable system. The girl with the biggest bust has to be Head Girl. But things are never as clear-cut as they seem.

• Crusade at St Cat's:

  It's all gone too far. The whole of St Cat's is irretrievably corrupt and sleaze-ridden. Something has to be done about it, and who better than the staff of St Cats? The quick answer has to be 'practically anybody'. As if they'll let that stop them.

• St Cat's System: (all in RTF format)
  Part 1   Part 2   Part 3   Part 4   Part 5   Part 6   Part 7   Part 8   Part 9   Part 10   Part 11   Part 12   Part 13   Part 14   Part 15   Part 16   Part 17   Part 18   (Please note that RTF format files are readable only by Word Processing programs such as Microsoft Word and are not viewable in your browser - you will need to download them and view them in the WP program of your choice).

  At last, an inexplicable explanation for all the absurd and bizarre goings-on at St Cat's High School for Growing Girls. It's far too complicated to explain, but there's a hugely powerful computer involved and as technical adviser Corinne Meadowlark so delightfully explains, 'weird shit happens.'

• St Cat's Puffies: (HTML format)

  Now being released in weekly parts with R & D