the femme fatale, episode 1: milky knockers

by wguy1332


chapter 1: and you wish what?

i looked up into the night sky and sighed. my life was a complete bore. i sat there in my chair looking out of the window in my room, out into the deep blackness of space. i was done all my homework, and i didn't feel like writing anything, so i just sat there and pondered to myself.

"i wonder if there is life out there... i wonder if i will ever find a girlfriend... i wonder if my life will ever become something more than just a desk job..." those were some of the things i thought about. i was a nerdy guy, and my computer could have been classified as my girlfriend, if a computer had a gender, of course. my shaggy brown hair and my face with the acne down the side really ended up turning off the girls. that and all i knew about were games and more games. not too many girls knew the latest releases for the xbox or gamecube and could debate them with me in passion. then again, not too many girls cared about the xbox or gamecube in the first place.

i continued to look out to the night sky. it was a cloudy night, and there weren't any stars out, save for the moon, glowing brightly behind the clouds. there wasn't much to look at, and i was getting bored with getting down on myself. maybe i should have gone and just written about some stupid anime story that i had floating in my head, or i should have been racing on motor city online, but i wasn't. and then i saw it.

the clouds were parting, finally. they were like a curtain devised to reveal the perfection of space. i watched with awe as finally i saw the show i sat down to see about 20 minutes ago. my eyes looked up, and there was one single star in the sky. one star. what a bummer. i was expecting more than one star! yet, there was one thing that you could do with one star that you couldn't with more than one...

"star light, star bright. first star i see tonight. i wish i may, i wish i might, have the wish i seek tonight," i muttered to myself. it was crazy, but a guy could hope, couldn't he? "i wish that my life became something better. i wish that my life would become something with action and adventure, or just a life with a girlfriend who i could talk to. thank you for listening," i sighed. what a wish. i knew that it would never ever, ever come true, but as i said before, a guy could hope.

my head turned away from the window and i went back to my computer. after booting it up, i returned to my life of playing computer games to win.

what i didn't know, though, was that my wish was answered in a strange fashion. what i didn't see was a comet streaking through the earth's atmosphere, and floating above my small town. there would be an article that i would read in tomorrow's paper with the rest of the town, and some of the population would even see it and its path. but i didn't know that the single piece of space rock would change my life forever.

the comet struck off around town, unseen and unknown. it landed at different houses, not making a single noise. it was late and most sensible people were in bed. soon, i joined the masses and i was lying there, asleep in my bed. the slow whirring of my computer had lulled me to dreamland, where some of my wishes could be answered. but as the small light came to my window, one of my dreams was going to be answered in a strange way...

the light sat down on the roof of the sun porch outside. two shadows moved through my window silently, and they entered my room by moving through the wall. the humanoid figures looked upon my unconscious body, and they held up a small device, as they got closer.

"azurik, what do you think of this one, not very strong is it?" the one said.

"well now grek, not many here are as strong as us. but we can change that for the invasion, can't we?" azurik said.

"yes, ooh, look here on the scope! he dreams of fantastic monsters and things! look at that one, dressed up in a suit of metal, using a crystal sword to slice his foes! that one could be very powerful for the invasion force!"

"grek! can't you read! that one has a heart of white! it would never fight for us, even if we did change its personality! what we need is a daemon. a big, snarling daemon that would fight for evil the second it was born into this world in the body of a human. ah, this one has exactly what i speak of! the human boy named it deltina, deltina wildfire. such a strange name."

"i see who you speak of azurik! wow, that one is quite amazing. it is rare to see such a legend of a dream monster. it is part vampire, that legendary human monster that comes from undeath, and it is part daemon. we must use this one!"

"all right, all right. i agree with you for once. this one will gain the power with deltina. now, to just check it over..." azurik said.

i rolled in my sleep, and began to stir. the aliens jumped back from my body, afraid i would awaken and see their deed.

"grek! let's forget about the check, just activate the sleeping personality!"

"but what about the overlord..."

"forget it, he would be happier if we got it instead of having to lose it because we didn't have time to check it properly. just activate it!"

grek hit a couple buttons on the strange gun device that he held. the end that the alien was pointing at me spewed out a golden light, and it covered me in that light. when the activation stopped, my body had a red aura around it, and then the red light died away. the two aliens fled my room because their job here was complete. they jumped back into their small; volleyball sized craft, and flew off into the night. "grek, give me the statistics on the deltina wildfire." azurik said as he manned the computer inside the craft.

"ok, sure. it says here, name is deltina wildfire. personality is good and kind hearted... huh?? morph time unstable!!"

"is that a joke? grek..."

"oh dear... oh dear..."

"that means it won't fight for us because it's too kind!!!! and it will change only when a certain event happens!!! what will the overlord say!?"

"the overlord won't say anything about wildfire, we just won't tell him and we will delete the data."

"good idea grek, at least you have some sense in you. now, where to next..."

chapter 2: and my enemy is...

i walked to school the next day in the normal fashion with my two friends, scott and andrew. we reached the courtyard, and waited for the others to arrive. they came in trickles, until everyone had arrived and we were 5 minutes away from walking into our large school. i met up with mike and andrew, and we relaxed on a bench together.

"so, how did you guys sleep?" i asked politely.

"horrible, just horrible. thanks for asking colin." mike said to me.

"why so down there mikkums?" andrew replied.

"well, last night i had such a nightmare. i saw these two aliens in my room, and then they ran away. it had to be a dream, right?"

"right," both andrew and i said.

"anyway, so i couldn't fall back asleep. i don't know, i just felt strange. like something new was added, or there was a test that i didn't know about. is there any test that i should know about?"

"nope, not even senor reichert is giving a test today or in the coming future. but, i am sorry to hear about the bad dream. don't worry, everything will go right today. i have that happy feeling!" i commented.

the bell rung and we walked into the school. mike followed me to my locker and we hung out for a second.

"that's good that you have the 'happy feeling'," he laughed at me. "but that dream felt so real! and i even, well eventually, went back to sleep after it."

"i understand because i've had dreams like that too. but, they are just dreams. they can't hurt you, or change your life in anyway. take last night for example. i had a dream that i fell off a really tall building, but i'm not dead or hurt, right?"

"yeah, you are right. well, i better be going to my locker before the first bell. i'll see you at first period with mr. schneider!" mike said before he ran off down the hall, happy as a clam. i was glad that i helped him a bit, even if it was a bit. but, for mike, giddy was just way too much. i didn't feel like i had helped him, that much. oh well, might as well just shake it off and get my books.

i plowed through my books, trying to find the right ones. i was in the process of piling them to put them into my backpack when the walking trouble approached me.

slam! the bitch kicked my books over and made it look like an accident. her stupid girlfriends laughed as my papers spilled all over the floor and she wore an, "oops!" expression on her dumb thin face.

"i'm sorry colin, did i do that? does the nerd need help cleaning up his computer books?" she mocked me.

"well tracy, it depends if you and your dumb blond brain could figure out how to pick up books." i sneered back at her.

"have you become blind, geek? my hair is black!"

"oh come now, the whole school knows that you dye your hair like every other week, it's not like anyone doesn't notice. it's just like how half of the school knows that you are planning to get some, well, surgery on your flat chest problem. at least my parents haven't resorted to plastic surgery to hide my acne."

she wore a really pissed off expression on her face, i had hit her in something that she was particularly sensitive about. "what's the matter," i taunted, "what will you say to your boyfriend when you have to tell him you bought your boobs?"

she got even more pissed and her posse looked around, afraid that their leader would horribly flip and get them all into trouble. tracy gritted her teeth, and looked down to the floor. then, she laughed and smiled at me as she held up one of my drawings.

"who is this? letsee here, deltina wildfire? is this another one of your fantasy creations that you jack off to at night? heh, look everyone, colin wishes he had a vampire for a girlfriend!" she said as she held up the paper. the posse laughed, because they were really the only ones in earshot of the embarrassment.

i still had one last shot up my sleeve. "well, at least she can say that she has a chest that wasn't purchased at some doctor's office, and is just about better than you in everything else. look, she doesn't even have to dye her hair or bribe friends to like her!"

"oooohhh!!! i'll get you for that brennan! come on girls!" she commanded to her little flock of six. they all walked off away from me in a hissy fit, good for them. thank god she ran out of taunts, because i had used up my last one.

quickly, i cleaned up the mess that tracy had created and i ran up to homeroom. i sat down in my chair, had a good chat with jim, the one who sits in front of me, and soon the school day was rolling along nicely, that was until lunch in the cafeteria.

chapter 3: the alien legacy

the cafeteria was crowded, as usual. today was pork choppette day with mashed potatoes, gravy, corn, and the usual milk. mike and i walked in and sniffed the air with delight, for the scent of the choppette was all about the air. we put our backpacks down at our table and got into line.

"mr. larsen's class was great today, wasn't it mike!" i said as i laughed as i thought about it again.

"yeah, him picking up sam's desk and then dragging her over to the window and lying her down so her desk was pointing into the air was really funny. i feel bad for her though; she is always getting picked on by mr. larsen." mike replied as the line moved forward a bit.

"well, she did complain that she was cold and she wanted him to shut the window. i didn't think it was that cold, but then again, it was funny as she shivered from the cold air blowing in on her."

andrew ran up to us with a happy expression on his face and got in front of us. we were about to say something when he began to speak. "colin, you wouldn't believe what i heard! the dean, mr. powers, found out about what tracy did to you this morning! he gave her detention and now the whole school knows, she is way embarrassed about what happened! finally, she got what she deserved!" he said gleefully.

"whoa, holy shit! that's good, the bitch did get what she deserved." i said. we were now by the tray pick-up area, and we ceased conversation so we could get our trays and utensils. we walked past the lunch line, picking up the necessities for lunch and then we paid and got back to our seats. we sat down next to bob and jenna and steve o, and began to eat.

"so, smink, how did your rehearsal for county band go?" jenna asked andrew.

"not bad, not bad at all. i did better than i expected. strangely, they even let me look at the scales as they asked me to play them!" he laughed as he ate a bite of his pork patty.

"oh, how did you do mike?" jenna asked again.

"i didn't try out this year jenna, remember? i just wanted to get better with my braces and try out next year," mike said. he opened his milk carton and took a big swig of it. he got a strange look on his face and he studied it over for a second.

"what's wrong there mike, you look stupefied." i asked as i took a bite of corn.

"the milk, it tastes strange, but it is not out of date or anything. maybe it is a just a problem with this carton. just my luck, and i'm thirsty too," he said, then quickly finishing off his milk in a gulp.

i opened my milk and sniffed it to make sure it was all right. mike was right, none of the milk cartons were out of date, so it wasn't that. it smelled fine, so i took a drink. but mine was screwed up too, it tasted like chocolate chalk, and i felt like i couldn't swallow it, but i did anyway. i stuck out my tongue at the stuff, and put it back down. "i agree, what is up with this crap? what god awful cow spawned this chocolate chalk?" i said, getting a laugh from some of the people at the table.

"maybe it's not milk and it ended up being the cow's..." steve o began.

"steve! that's just sick, there is no excuse for that," bob cut him off.

now everyone was interested in his or her milk. it wasn't everyday that the school served overdue milk to the students so they would get sick or something. the others took a drink and sniff of the milk, and they didn't puke or anything. it seemed all right to them.

"looks like you two were the only ones who got the crap milk!" steve o laughed.

"no, make that three." andrew replied. he put his milk back down and closed it up. "you can guess that i'm not taking another drink of that stuff."

bob and jenna shrugged towards us; their milk was fine. man, what our luck to get the crud milk. i was with mike on this subject because i was thirsty too. still, i didn't want to take another drink of that milk, because i didn't know what it could do to me. it could make me sick, and speaking of sick, mike wasn't looking too hot.

"guys, i feel really horrible. my stomach is churning and everything is cold... i think i'm going to go to the nurse. could someone watch my stuff?" he asked. strangely, for being cold, he was beginning to sweat. i didn't think it was that bad in here...

"sure mike, i'll look after it. you can go, you look horrible," bob said to mike as he ran off for the nurse.

after some conversation, i didn't feel well either. it must have been the milk, there had to be something in it. my stomach was churning, i was getting a headache, and everything kept getting blurry from time to time. i couldn't stand it. i felt like i was going to puke.

"guys and gals, i'm out of here as well. i'll take mike's stuff up to him bob, because i don't feel too good either." i said to my friends. bob nodded to me, and i got up and grabbed mike's backpack and i slung my own over my left shoulder. i started to walk out of the cafeteria when smink came running up behind me.

"colin, i'm going to come with you. i am beginning to feel horrible as well," he said to me. i gave him a nod, and we began to go up the steps to the first floor of the high school. we got to the ground floor landing when suddenly i had an uprising in my stomach and a tingling feeling in my chest. i was really going to puke now. we better stop in the bathroom.

"smink, let's go to the bathroom," i managed to say. " i really, really feel like i am going to puke up the choppette." i said. we walked over to the men's bathroom and walked inside. as we got there, we dropped our backpacks and i ran to one of the stalls. i ripped open the door, and to my surprise, i found a young girl.

she screamed at me to close the door, although she was just sitting on top of the toilet, like she was trying to hide in the men's room. then, she calmed down and looked at me. the clothing that she wore looked strangely familiar.

"colin," she managed to say, "why am i like this? it's me... mike..." she said to me. besides being shocked, i fell into disbelief. mike was not a woman, just a man. but, i could not deny it was mike. his glasses were on the floor next to the girl, and the clothing that she wore was his for certain. it looked a lot tighter on her, i'm guessing because she looked much stronger, and much taller than mike. she also had a very large pair of jugs, and i think that was another reason why the shirt looked quite cramped.

"mike, i don't know why you look like a woman, but i think i am going to puke, so you better evacuate the area. smink, close the door and put out the out of order sign. we don't want anyone walking in here." i said. andrew ran out of my vision and i heard the door close. mike got up and grabbed a hold of me. i was right, she was quite strong, and it felt like some machine was grabbing my shoulders and squeezing them.

"that's exactly how i felt before i transformed! what if you change too!" she yelled at me. just as she yelled that, pain shot through my body. i groaned, and my head fell. i felt so woozy; i had to be supported by something. i grabbed the wall so i could stand up, and the pain continued into the abdominal area and near my crotch. i stumbled over to the sink and held onto that.

my pants felt much tighter than before, and they were already pretty tight, like my butt and thighs were swelling up. the button popped on my jeans and the zipper became a bit undone. my body felt like jell-o, like i was swelling up everywhere, but not as much as my crotch. i saw my fingernails change color from white to black as they lengthened to a nice scratching size. i must have been getting taller, because the sink kept getting further away. i looked into the mirror. my hair was lengthening and my eyes were turning color, a color that was not brown. i could see smink in the background, his eyes horribly wide, like a deer caught in the headlights. the female mike looked on, like she knew this all too well. my shirt got tighter, and i looked down to find my new pair of breasts. they were around b cup size and still growing. i groaned as i looked back into the mirror. my acne was cleared and my face was becoming more like a woman's by the second. my hair was also changing color, from brown to a fiery red, like my new eye color, as it assumed a new hairstyle. i could hear ripping as my previously small t-shirt that resided under my black shirt ripped from the size of my breasts. a button popped on the flannel button shirt i was wearing over my black shirt, and soon, i could feel air in a place i never owned before. i felt like i had released a massive amount of pressure from my chest as my now ee cup breasts began to slow down in the growth department. the pain began to subside, and i felt much better.

i stood up, and looked in the mirror as my boobs jiggled from lack of support. staring back at me was not me; it was deltina, my own creation. deltina wildfire, the red haired, vampire vixen of magic. i smiled at myself, and revealed a cute little set of fangs in my mouth. i studied over my pale face, and the red hair that fell down my back and in two strips down my front. i looked down, and undid the buttons on my flannel shirt, releasing my large breasts from their prison of cloth. that felt much better than it had, the tightness was getting to me. my black shirt wasn't harmed from the transformation, but as i checked my white undershirt, i found a nice little rip. it was exposing my large cleavage, but it wasn't a huge rip at least. my second shirt hid that nicely.

i had to run a hand down my body. i felt very ecstatic and warm as i did this. my skin was plush and bouncy, like a woman's. i ran a hand over my crotch to find the fly down and the button opened from the extension of my butt and hips and crotch. i was flat, i had lost my manly hood, and my underwear was giving me a wedgie to boot. my legs and arms were sleek, all the hair had disappeared, and it probably went to lengthening my waist long red hair up top. and last, but certainly not least, i put my hands around my chest, amazed. i checked my massive breasts out, squeezing them in places that no woman would ever let me touch, save my wife, and even then maybe. they had to be about the size of two really full water balloons, or maybe two beach balls that[censored]about three would use because the full sized ones were way to large. i wasn't exactly a mathematician at guessing the cup size, but maybe they were about ee or f or ff. they were supported because my undershirt was already small, and the added area had just made it smaller and tighter, so it functioned like a makeshift sports bra.

i looked up to my two friends in absolute shock. if there was one thing that i wasn't expecting, it was this. and by the look on their faces, they weren't expecting it either.

"that was quite unexpected." i said, stating the obvious. my voice was much higher, and very feminine. "i didn't think that i would be turning into a woman today, did anyone else?" i asked, trying to keep the mood light.

chapter 4: kat's eyes

"ummm, colin do you feel all right..." smink blurted out.

"oh never better, except that i just changed sex and race, that's all! look at me! i'm a damn female vampire!" i murmured as i sat my sleek body down onto the sink. i looked over to mike and nodded. "well there, now i see your point. no problem doubting you're mike now, seeing that the same thing just happened to me. i guess being deltina isn't all that bad, except that now we can't go to our classes or anything."

"colin, or deltina, whatever, we still have one more transformation," mike said as she looked over to smink. "andrew still needs to change, he's sick from the milk too."

andrew's eyes turned to shock. he didn't realize that he had the awful milk too, and so far that was the only common link in this whole mess. he doubled over in pain suddenly, like he just remembered that he was sick. he also flailed for support on something, and he ended up grabbing the wall. "i don't want to change!" he barely said to us. he coughed and ran into one of the stalls and slammed the door shut, like he didn't want to transform in front of us. funny thing was, before he had gotten into the stall, i could have sworn that i saw a tail sticking out from the back of his pants. maybe i was just seeing things, but i could have sworn...

"deltina, did you see a tail sticking out from the back of his pants? because i sure did." mike said to me.

"yeah, i think i did. boy, that is strange. oh, by the way mike, what do you want me to call you?"

"ummm, how about valerie? because valkyries are quite strong, and so am i. and i am a female, so you know, valkyries were female warriors and all," she said to me as she ran a hand through her really messed up blond hair. it sounded like the ripping and the clawing were done from smink's stall, but he wasn't coming out.

"andrew, are you done yet?!" i yelled over to him.

"i'm not coming out! i don't want anyone to see me!" he yelled back in a high- pitched female voice.

"oh, don't worry andrew, we're all girls out here! we won't laugh at you! did we laugh at deltina? no! so we won't laugh at you!" valerie yelled into the door of the stall.

"i'm still not coming out, meow," she yelled out to us.

"yes you are smink!" valerie yelled at him. she reached back and punched the door to the stall in and pulled it off of its hinges and away. yes, i was quite impressed by that show. valerie ran in and you could hear a lot of hissing and clawing, and soon, valerie came back out, holding a female cat like thing that was hissing like no tomorrow.

a coating of light blond fur was covering most of smink's face, legs and hands, making her look a lot like a kitty. her face was still human and there were whiskers coming from her nose. her eyes were very cat like, they almost glowed a yellow color. her ears had moved to the top of her head and had become pointed, like a cat's.

her limbs were massive in the cat like way; she looked very quick and agile. the bottoms of her pants were ripped off, and you could forget about the shoes because the feet with claws had ripped them to shreds when they grew. her long sleeved shirt had become something more equivalent to a v-neck t-shirt because the sleeves were ripped off and a new rip was sent down the center of the shirt, exposing smink's large cleavage from the large, furry breasts. her blond hair was long and straight for a cat's, and it went down to a littler lower than her butt. the kitty smink didn't look too happy about being pulled out of its cage, and i was going to burst out laughing soon. if there was anyone who got screwed with a transformation, it was she.

"i can't believe this at all, it must be a dream," she muttered as she crossed her hands with the large claws.

"believe it there katrina, because it is real." i commented.

"what did you just call me?" she said as she looked over to me sitting on the sink.

"katrina, it fits your new personality perfectly. i'm deltina, mike is valerie because of her strength, and you, smink, get to be katrina because you are basically a female kitty!" i said proudly.

"i am not running around being called katrina!" she complained.

"believe it there kat, it's either that or minky. now, what would you rather it be?"

"i dunno! and why are we making up names for ourselves! it's not like we are going to spend eternity in these forms! i mean, this is probably just a little transformation from some bad milk, and we will just return to normal men in a couple minutes."

"yeah, you say that like milk makes people transform all the time! look downwards kat, when was the last time you grew breasts from drinking milk?" i asked.

"i really can't answer that because it doesn't happen too often!"

"exactly!" i commented, like i won anything in the making of this stupid battle. i got off the sink to help valerie with kat, when we all heard the noise we didn't want to hear, someone outside of the door.

"what's this, closed sign doing out here? i didn't think this bathroom was closed!" the voice commented. we all looked at each other in fright, we didn't want anyone to see us like this. quickly we dragged kat into the handicapped stall and closed and locked the door. then, we all stood off to the side, or stood on the toilet so no one could see us.

the door creaked open and we heard footsteps enter. "what the heck! no wonder this room was closed! a stall door fell off!" the voice commented. valerie almost breathed a sigh of relief when i clapped my hand over her mouth and waved my finger in the air to show "don't breathe..."

"well, i better call the other janitors to help me with this mess," the voice said to itself. soon, we heard footsteps again, and the door to the bathroom closed once again.

we almost fell out of the stall, but we knew what we had to do next. "we need to leave, and fast before anyone catches us like this." valerie commented.

"well, that would be easy, if it wasn't for katrina here. we could just run down the hall and not disguise her, or just attempt to disguise her and leave the school grounds quickly. i have a coat in my locker, which is right outside. shall i get it?" i asked.

kat looked around in shock. she still hadn't accepted that she had become a female cat in the first place, and now we were developing ways to let her escape with us, making her more confused by the second. "oh, what the hey, get the coat colin. let's just get out of here," she said to me. i nodded, and i left the bathroom.


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