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Biohazard

  1. If George Lucas Were Dead, He'd Be Rolling in His Grave
  2. Keep on Truckin'
  3. Fuck the Empire
  4. Underground
  5. Am I Dead Yet?
  6. Htrad Redav
  7. Changes, Changes
  8. Hello... My Pretty
  9. The Escape
  10. Alliance Pharmaceuticals
  11. You're On Your Own
  12. The Pawnshop
  13. A New Outfit
  14. Computer Shopping
  15. Something to Talk About
  16. Return to the Pawnshop
  17. Goddamn Divx
  18. The Plan
  19. The Elevator
  20. A Few Days Later
  21. We Interrupt This Program...

A Word From The Breastman

This was actually the second story I started, but I ran out of inspiration after about chapter seven. I then wrote my other two stories, An American In Hell and The Tower. I finally got around to finishing this. Like all of my stories, the ending is very ambiguous.

There's a chance I might write more, but I figure I'd take Mark T's sage-like advice and get this out the door rather than have it sit on my hard drive for the next several months. So, enjoy.

Feedback

I put a good number of hours into this novella, and I'd appreciate any comments you might have. I frequently check The Writers Grotto and The Forum on the Breast Expansion Archive and my e-mail.

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Biohazard Words 16,938
Characters w/o spaces 74,923
Characters w/ spaces 92,638
Paragraphs 336
Lines 1375
Time it took to write and edit this short story 17 hours, 25 minutes

This story is (C)1998 by Hugh G. Breastman. This story is authorized to be published at The Breast Expansion Archive. This story is not authorized to be published to any newsgroups, any other web site, or on any CD-ROM. If you would like to do anything with this story besides print it out for personal use, please contact me to obtain written permission.


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