There can be no other explanation; German girls' breasts — always world-class — are getting bigger.

This is not the result of one of those pieces of publicly-funded research carried out at huge expense by would-be academics; R & D has arrived at this conclusion by keeping its eyes open. And it's not just models like Nadine Jansen who need a new shirt every week, this growth is now afflicting the ordinary woman in the strasse.

How about the fluffy fraulein in the pale blue crop top? Something about it suggests that it now fits a little more snugly than when she bought it a couple of months ago.

And take another look at this torpedo-titted teen strutting along in the sunshine — chest out, shoulders back — exactly what is holding those things up?

Sure, she's wearing a bra, of course, but it isn't one of those hefty like-your-granny's foundation garments with two-inch wide shoulder straps and armour-plated cups. This slender self-supporting vixen can get away with something altogether more flimsy.

But we shouldn't run away with the idea that the Germans don't know how to make really huge bras. In the background, speeding on its way to the local bra store, is a van loaded with a consignment of whoppers from a company whose proud boast is that they are the country's premier suppliers of bras up to size 44X.

Having spied the camera, she's back for another run in the opposite direction while reporting by phone to her boyfriend. Or judging by the number on her sports bag, is it her girlfriend?

Then she's back on course again, cruising past a posse of envious and frankly disbelieving teens who are still waiting for their own little handfuls to become sackfuls. Whoever told them life was supposed to be fair?

There's a bubbling stream of buxomness at Candiddingdongs with the considerable bonus that you can watch them move. In real time as well as in slow motion!

Both movie clips of of this girl (it's the same one) just happen to be available at CDD this week, 25 August 2003. And to find out what really does hold those things up, check out this page. A minor TV celebrity, Annini Ucatis has had a little help from her plastic surgeon. Shockingly stacked Thai maidens, blimp-like implantees from Miami Beach, Roly-poly Romans, French fillies — and German giantesses. Don't miss them!

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