"This new J-cup bra is a little bit too small"

The Boss tells Flying Rabbits

If you've read the Lorna Morgan interview in this magazine, you'll have this image of a bra label (right) burned on to your retina. This was the 32HH bra Lorna was wearing when we worked with her back in January 2005.

She had every reason to wear that size: steady growth over the previous year was crowned by four months of pregnancy, leaving that bra just a teensy-weensy bit tight.

We've moved on since then. Young Leo, a lad with quite an appetite, has done his best to keep Lorna looking the way we like her to look.

FRV were lucky enough to be the first to photograph Lorna after baby was born — and now we've been even luckier enough to do it again.

We can't prove it, of course. You'll just have to believe us.
"Just for you, boys, a nice label!"

All those letters for cup sizes are just intended to confuse us. Everything depends on where you buy your bras. You've got to try them on.

Lorna told us in September that she needed a frankly preposterous bra size in the second half of the alphabet. She's just as magnificent four months later — and now she's squeezing herself into a 32J-cup.

Fans always seem to get their knickers in a twist about cup sizes but the truth is that there's no straight comparison between bras from different makers. It's not worth getting in a lather about it.

But Lorna has been faithful to the same Moroccan bra-maker for her old 32HH and this new splendidly heavy-duty 32J, so we can guess that she is now somewhat bigger than she was in those candid shots from late 2004. And you can confirm that with just a single glance.

She sounded shyly proud of herself when she reported, "I've bought a new bra!" It was just about the third thing she said after we'd said hello. Tearing our eyes away from hers, we looked ... and were deeply impressed.

"I don't want to buy a whole load of new bras, just in case..."

How about the inches, then? Any pictures with tape measures? Well, for starters, here's some video evidence from late-November 2004.

Just still frames here — the trendy backlit video will be part of the first scene in Boob Jobs 1 — but the tape said 43" around the bust without a bra. In the bending-over position, the figure went up to 45". That's firm.

"These people are obsessed. Obsessed, I tell you!"
"There! You can measure my areolae at the same time!" Moving right along to September 2005, we can see that Leo's lunch has made a world of difference. We're now looking at 44" plus. And if you're not looking at it, there's something seriously wrong with you. Remember, the tape is stretched across the nipples and round the back, with the bust unsupported. At a guess, if Lorna were to bend over, we'd get up to 48". That's four feet. And that's big.

This picture is one of a series of 127 taken on the same day in the studio. They're all yours to download when you become a Gold member of the Flying Rabbits site. There's a link to sign up at the foot of this page.

The picture below is one of three more sets we've got lined up for you over the coming weeks. That's in addition to lots of pics of Kerry Marie, Leah-Jayne, Lisa Anne, Michelle Monaghan and regular guests.

We're almost bang up to date. It's January 2006. The tape now says only 42½" but we're comparing apples with oranges, or melons with pineapples. There's no bra under that pink blouse and the tight blouse is holding them in.

As that latest bra of Lorna's is a 32J, it ought to be a reasonable fit for a 42" bust, but as she told us, "It is a bit tight." But it fits, and it does its job, which is all that matters at the end of the day. Or in the middle of the day, at Leo's lunchtime. "I only bought the one; I don't want to buy a whole load of new bras, just in case I get smaller. Or bigger!"

But what are we banging on about numbers and letters for? Lorna is not an algebraic formula, she's an achingly lovely young woman who just happens to be funny and frighteningly intelligent at the same time. With huge boobies, of course.

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"This is my demure expression. Caerphilly cheese wouldn't melt in my mouth!"

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