Video: The Best of Jay Leno
Rating: WTF?

Synopsis: Another random late night talk show clip with the most fucked up twist you will ever see. I mean REALLY fucked up. After a staff poll, it was decided that we THINK this is Alyssa Milano being interviewed, but we really have no clue since we aren't really aware of who the hell is a celebrity these days.

Reviewed By: Pacman

First off, I know everyone is going to freak out about this clip for two reasons. First, it's not a big boob clip. Second, well read on and find out what this clip contains.

The job of an editor is never done. In films, this is more true than ever. I just got done watching the Star Wars Episode 1 DVD, and now I feel like an expert on editing. And CGI as well. I can do that shit. Well, maybe I can.

Anyway, something needs to be said about the editing AFTER the editing. And I'm speaking of the editing that nobody on earth should do.

Like this clip. Disguised as an innocent little Jay Leno excerpt, it's floating around Morpheus and Kazaa like you wouldn't believe. But this clip is different.

It looks like a basic Leno interview with a star. Until you notice that the star has no underpants on, and is frigging herself off seemingly unnoticed by the Leno audience and Jay. This is good enough on it's own. It's a fabulous video edit that even resident video expert Cheviot gave credit to in a recent conversation in the BE LOFT. But then it goes wrong.

She pees.

She pees a lot.

She pees on the floor of Jay Leno's set.

I don't know why she pees. But she does.

I don't get much off of ladies taking a leak and this has disturbed me so much that I can no longer even think of it in an innocent way. I have been corrupted, brothers and sisters.

So much that if you want to see this clip, you have to find it.

It's hidden in this webzine somewhere, but I'm not telling anyone where. Talk amongst yourselves.

And for those who find it, I'm so so sorry.

I'm out.