*NOTE*
All results of this poll are from our readers. We aren't making any
of this stuff up. We swear to god.
The
poll for this issue is regarding future content. We want to have a proper
balance of things for all you to view and read. Very interesting results.
The total number of votes was an astounding 548.
In future issue's
I'd like to see:
Pictures: 44.89%
Morphs: 43.07%
Videos: 31.93%
Stories: 10.95%
Humor: 9.85%
Interviews: 3.83%
Columns: 3.28%
Total Votes:548
Poll analyzation
Nice
friggin' job people. Why don't you just back up my constant stereotyping
of the community. This poll backs up a few of my theories that I'd like
to share with you all right now.
1.
Most of the people on the internet only care about pictures.
2.
As shown by video's taking 3rd, people can never be content and have
enough of whatever it is that sucks the most space on your website.
3.
The folks who are upset at Mark T apparently don't read my webzine.
(Though I already figured it wasn't high-class enough for them. I don't
have random pictures of trees and Monet paintings.)
4.
Capper is spending all this time chasing down interviews and none of
you could give a fuck less what the model actually has to say, you just
want naked pictures of her.
5.
I might as well not have a staff because you people just want naked
lady pictures anyway.
6.
If you give people a chance, they'll prove themselves to be bigger assholes
than you assume they are.
Okay,
now to be realistic here. We have a LOT of columns. That will never
change. I want everyone to have a shot at writing at some point and
it's an easy way to get that done.
I am
well aware of the lack of photo's and that's something I'd like to work
on in the future.
I'm
not going to do additional video content because no matter how many
I throw out, it wouldn't be enough. Consider the video the equivalent
to a promo DVD you may get with a magazine subscription.
I want
more stories and have a few leads I can work on in order to get some.
I like stories and I like showcasing different authors without rating
them.
And
did you have to rub in the fact that last issue was probably the most
unfunny thing I have ever written? GEEZ!!!!
I'll
give you all the benefit of the doubt and assume you are saying "you
guys have enough for interviews and columns, entertain us in a different
manner."
I just
hope that's true. Because I'm not a freakin' vending machine over here.