It's Christmas time again and as you should have expected, we are back with our 2nd Annual Christmas Wish List! That makes our first second annual anything, ever! So let's find out, have you been naughty or nice? Stock up on your nog and read away. Even YOU may be on this list.
The gifts are bountiful this year and Paccy Claus is ready to hand them out one by one.
To Scotty: A permanent Pop-Up FAQ posted at the top of every boob forum on the web with an included link over to the Hooters forum.
To Imaginos: A box of Eggo waffles. The ones with the maple flavor inside.
To Transponder: A new UBB crying towel to replace the one I gave you last year. It's very obviously been put to good use.
To Topheavy.com: What I gave R&D last year.
To Gunbuster: 20 minutes with Chelsea Charms.
To Capper: All the things I owe you.
To the BEA: Many changes to come in the next few months.
To Sheber: A warehouse with a lot of VHS racks.
To Dick and Jane: A few drinks with Ms. Pac and I.
To Mark T: Redemption
To Chili Palmer: Whatever you want. You name it.
To Crystal Gunns: The BIG year you deserve.
To Invisible Pervert: A beautiful busty girlfriend who loves you for who you are.
To Morphermor: For nobody to harass you in any way, shape, or form. Some of us want things to be the way they used to be around here.
To Craig Mercer: Your own sightings archive.
To the BEA Updates Forum: For someone to love you, take care of you, and use you.
To Those Who Post Anonymous in the UG: To have your ability to use that name stripped away and never returned.
To Magic: Your own forum dedicated to people thanking you for your work.
To Melloan: Recognition.