Another new section of our expanding empire is ready to unfold! This, my fellow readers, is Quotables. Here, we are going to take some of our favorite quotes from the last few months and share them with you. All quotes will indeed be taken as out of context as humanly possible and we are sure that some great hate mail will derive from this new area (and a whole lot of new witty sigs).
And now, on with the quotes!!!
"Thats easy, its either the nicest guy gets picked on on theory, or bash the biggest target (i.e.. most prolific) theory. I was this close to going ballistic, so I counted to ten (thousand) backwards and repeated my mantra: I'm here for the breasts, not the boobs. I'm here for the breasts, not the boobs...."
-Sheber (on the negative people in the BE community)
"Wish
I had a creditcard...
I would leech everything off of FDD and put it onto my KaZaa account lol."
-Izlude
"I know this sounds crude but tonight I saw an average looking woman with an average body with the exception of huge, fat tits. She must have been a DDD. I'm trying to see if I'm unique or just another perverted huge tit lover. But when I saw her I just wanted to fuck the snot out of her."
-Boobs and Beer Man
"Sorry H3 but the brain is not a muscle. That's why you can't exercise it with dumb bells."
-Mammeister
"I guess what I'm saying is that you guys are really fortunate to have women who are willing to make the sacrifices they have to satisfy your fetishes..."
-Irish Girl
"All of the above: busty dream girls, favorite stories coming true, etc..... Those don't count as Christmas Wishes. Every single DAY I wish for those. For Christmas, I'll settle for a Gift certificate to a book-store"
- RemoWilliams
"I saw this Anime series about something called the "overfiend" once when I was high and now I can't remember what the fuck it was."
-Super Gish
"It's possible that the 10.0.0.2 is only one possible connection of many other connections going on. It is possible that every so often, the offending address will drop out of the blocking codes' line of sight and restore connectivity, or someone can reset the block. Unfortunately, I can't say, because I know this would be a question for people who really program SQL. Internal IP handlers in a program would be away from the scope of anything controllable from our end of the 'net. Where is this server anyways?"
-Kanodin (talking about god knows what)
"Just FYI, the BEA forum is now logging messages on Hawaiian Standard Time. (Which is something of an improvement, because I think it was on Mongolian Time before.) "
-gonZo
"Welcome back. Didn't know u left "
- Mr. Sebbo (on Prophet Tenebrae's return)