You see, now this is our problem.

You all take a poll telling us what you want and hope that it actually means something. Kind of like how we do a webzine and hope it means something. We hope that something has to do with feedback, good or bad. But you people don't seem to understand that concept.

While I can hardly act shocked, it would have been nice for the other staffers. But then again, that would involve you people actually writing. And judging by the numbers in the poll, most of you can't even read.

Pictures. Always gotta have more pictures.

These days people need a diagram just to open a can of soup.

I know, it's a webzine. Webzines have pictures. But here's what you don't seem to understand. I walk on eggshells when it comes to pictures. If you've been hanging around the BEA for a while you know that Elliot James himself has went on his cute little antitheft tirades all over the web. I don't plan on getting any mail from Mr. James anytime soon.

I'm touchy when it comes to morphs for this reason. So while I can try my ass off to get new pictures for all of you to look at, I hope you have a great deal of understanding if I fail.

I am responsible for this webspace and I plan on keeping it for a long time.

So if you really want to help out, how's about sending over stuff for us to use that YOU actually photographed. This thing revolves around contributions. No contributions, no webzine.

Oh yeah, and to the guy who was writing the story for our previous issue, if you are out there please contact me! I still want to print it for everyone to read!

Happy Holidays,

-"Emperor" Pac

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