Video: La_Super_Risa_8a
Rating: ok
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Synopsis: A lonely old guy at a bar gets a treat in the form of a bar patrons breasts inflating before his eyes. A climactic ending occurs when the old bastards dreams are shattered by the simple pop of a breast (or two).

Reviewed By: Pacman

Well, this time Q-Bert has really done it. Not only did he manage to piss me off as you may have read in our last issue, he's taken it upon himself to join the U.S. Army.

Now I don't know about you people, but the mere thought of Q-Bert being in the line of defense for my fat white ass during a war scares the shit out of me. The guy can barely manipulate the through a suburban intersection much less drive a tank. But fuck it, I still wish the patriotic bastard luck on his newest endeavor. We'll miss him on our staff.

As far as this video goes, as mentioned in the synopsis it's a sad tale of breasts inflating and then popping. You see, here in America we love breast expansion. But in Mexico, they see it as just another American import that must be done away with as quickly as possible. They make boobs pop. And that my freinds, is pure EVIL.

Up until the end of the scene this is a great video. A very attractive blonde is standing at a bar having a smoke, her boobs expand to at least SaRenna Lee's size and then pop.

I want this apparatus they used. I will pay top dollar for it. I want to throw it on girls of all shapes and sizes purely for my own amusement. I would make sure the boobs didn't pop. If you have this device please e-mail me right away. Damn, the thing has probably already been sold on Ebay. Nevermind.

So anyway, why must the breasts pop? What sort of sick joke is this supposed to get across? That it's funny the old man finally got a woody without a product made by pfizer and had it suddenly stripped away with no warning? HA FUCKING HA. That's just plain cruel. That poor old guy probably went into cardiac arrest as soon as the clip ends.

Though I must admit the camera work was pefect. A great up-close shot of the inflation, and then a nice shot from a distance so you can see the look on the girls face. George Lucas would be proud of this film. Though he may be a bit disappointed it has real actors that aren't digitally manipulated in any way....

Overall if you don't have this video download it. It's worth adding to your collection. But be forwarned do NOT watch it until the end. I'm not going to be responsible for any lost hard-ons. That's R&D's job.