Name: Beach Bunny Magazine
Rating: CRAPOLA
URL: http://www.beachbunny.com


"With web design like this, who needs enemies?"

Since this month we are having our first swimsuit issue, I thought I'd find a page that has something to do with the beach or swimsuits. I guess this is the best I could find.

Well here's the overview of the site. IT FUCKING SUCKS. There ya go, that should be enough to interest our readers, since every time we say something sucks a lot it results in a shitload of hits for the site/clip mentioned.

The difference here is that I am REALLY serious this time. Aw, fuck it..
here's the review.

Features: Features? Well, ads seem to be a large feature of this page. The first thing they want you to do is order some videos. Among the included are "SoftBodies" and "Hot Body International." These appear to be video magazines, and I sure as hell don't plan on ordering them since my video collection is already too large. You get a nice vague description (as porn
videos should only be sold with little to no details about what is ON the video) and a pic or two that may or may not actually be from the video itself. But we're not here to buy videos, we are here to tell you about the features of this site.

Let's see..
Page 1: Big fucking ads...
Page 2: 3 large pics that are vidcaps, and some sidelinks to more horribly grainy pics.
Page 3: Same thing, with different pics and a larger ad on TOP of the page this time.
Page 4: Links to other sites! Thank god! A way out of here!
Page 5: OH NO!!! Not this! Anything but ADULT HUMOUR! Good god...
Page 6: Model Links! And good models none the less!
Score- 1 out of 5

Original Content: Well, the good news is that the pics they have are mostly original stuff from the videos they are pimping. But honestly, the amount of pics worth saving? Zero, unless you are into really low quality pics.

Indeed the girls are busty, and some of the models I noticed while browsing were Danni Ashe, Alyssa Alps and Letha Weapons. If you are a fan of certain models and collect everything you see, it might be worth looking at. But make note that you won't see a whole lot of swimwear anywhere.
Score: 2 of 5

Navigation: Well I didn't get nailed with pop-ups, and thats a real good thing. It's super easy to get around just by using the top menu that lets you go to the next page. Plain and simple, just the way it should be. But it's also horrid looking and offers nothing revolutionary.
Score: 3 out of 5

Overall score: 6 out of 15

Well, we have a new champion when it comes to shitty pages that offer nothing of interest to boob-fans. The biggest disappointment here is that there was barely ANYTHING that related to the beach or swimwear. I can't believe someone squatted such a cool domain name and abused it so badly.
Shame on you all. Next issues review will be better than this one. I promise that. I couldn't handle having to review another site such as this one.

I'm going to go cry now. Bye.

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