By Capper
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ARTICLE ABOUT?
Based on the title you might think this article is an accounting of a lovely day in the fall, or something along those lines. But you damn well know that since the article is in this webzine it must have something to do with big boobs! And of course it does. Autumn, Sunny, and Sky are three housedancers at the Market Street Cinema in San Francisco, California and yes they all have big boobs.
This article is basically the comments of a breastman, me, about the Market Street Cinema, or "MSC" as many people call it. And specifically, I give some commentary on these three stacked dancers. You may ask, why should I care about the Market Street Cinema? You might especially be wondering that if you don't live near San Francisco.
OK, WHY SHOULD I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MARKET STREET CINEMA?
Well, if you're into big breasts, you definitely should care about MSC. Over the years it has been sort of a Mecca for big breasted dancers on tour. On a fairly frequent basis, big bust features appear there. Chelsea has been there several times and will be there again in June. Sable Holiday was there recently. Minka and Kayla have both been there in the past, and Kimberly Kupps was there only a few weeks ago.
Even if you
don't live in San Francisco, the trip to MSC to see your favorite big
busted feature may be well worth it to you because of the nature of the
place. If you go to see Chelsea Charms or some of the other super busted
ladies at a club like Flashdancers in New York City, yes you're going
to be amazed at how those huge breasts look and move and sway in real
life. But touching.... forget it. At Flashdancers and many other clubs
the rule is look but don't touch. At MSC... well things are very, very,
very hands on. Its quite something to be holding Chelsea's huge breasts
in your hands, or having Sable Holiday smother your face in her
boobs - I've definitely had those two experiences at MSC.
MARKET STREET CINEMA 101
Now I'm definitely not an expert on the place, but I have been there a few times now. I think I've amassed enough knowledge at this point to share something of value with big breast lovers who contemplate making a journey there for the first time.
Be forewarned that MSC is not some upscale gentlemen's club: it's pretty much a dive. It costs you 16 bucks just to get in the door, and usually there are housedancers a-plenty waiting to come up and beg for you to pay them for lapdances and more (in many cases MUCH more). It is definitely true that patrons of MSC can and do have sex with many of the housedancers there, and if that's your goal it's definitely attainable. Pursue that goal at your own risk though - prostitution is illegal in California. That's never been my goal during visits there, though. Mainly I have just wanted to see big bust features like Chelsea, and spend a little time getting very nice up close and personal lapdances from a few of the biggest busted housedancers there, (one in particular who is just awesome).
The first thing you should do before contemplating a visit is to do some homework. You can learn a lot about the place by exploring the site http://www.sfredbook.com.
Another amazing
resource can be found at the Market Street Cinema Yahoo Club, http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/marketstreetcinema
The
Yahoo Club is amazing because it has a link to an associated Yahoo
Group http://groups.yahoo.com/group/MSCinema, which contains a browsable
database of all the housedancers and pictures of many of them.
You can also look around on the website of the Market Street Cinema itself, http://www.msclive.com
I'll talk a little more about the ins and outs of the place, at least based on my limited knowledge, at the end of the article but first I want to run through my take on the three ladies whose names form the title for this article.
AUTUMN
The first
time I bumped into Autumn, she lied and told me her name was "Kayla
Kleevage". She looks nothing at all like Kayla (the only thing she
has in common is blonde hair and big boobs) but I didn't think it would
be gentlemanly to call her a liar. I was there to see Chelsea Charms but
Autumn intercepted me on my way to the main stage and convinced me to
follow her upstairs to the video booths and pay money for a full contact
lapdance. If you read about her on various sites, she has a reptuation
for being a so-called "ROB" (rip off bitch). I think that means
that basically you're not getting your money's worth in terms of amount
of time she spends with you and she may not go as far as she claims when
you first encounter her. For me, like I said I was mainly there to see
Chelsea and so decided to get the lap dance just because Autumn was rather
insistent. In a way I didn't regret it because she has nice boobs. They
are in the D Cup range, definitely enhanced, but rather soft. Autumn's
a blonde and you can find a
picture or two of her on the Market Street Cinema Yahoo Club. On subsequent
visits I've seen her occasionally loitering in the lobby, always on the
lookout for someone else to convince to get a lapdance. She's definitely
in the top 10 as far as boob size goes for housedancers. So if
you're a boobman, you may want to check her out but definitely do some
reading about her first on the websites mentioned above.
SUNNY
Sunny has the biggest boobs of any of the housedancers I've seen at MSC. I mean her tits are HUGE! They're definitely augmented, nice and heavy to hold. She's blonde and is probably an E cup, maybe a little bigger. One time I had a fairly long lapdance from her and she is pretty awesome. There are mixed reviews of her on various sites though. For a breastman, if you are ok with enhanced big boobs, I think she's definitely worth seeing. She told me her name was Sunny Wells and if you fish around the net you might be able to find a pic or two.
I definitely saw a picture of her on Kayla Kleevage's website under the name "Sonny" at http://www.kaylakleevage.com, but her boobs must have grown since the picture was taken because when I saw Sunny in March, 2001, her boobs were just gigantic.
SKY
The first
time I ever visited MSC was in February, 2001, and it was to go see Chelsea
Charms. I saw her two times, on a Thursday and a Sunday, and I remember
thinking through most of my time there that the only reason I'd ever want
to come back to a dive like MSC was only to see Chelsea or maybe some
other huge busted feature I really liked. None of the housedancers
really impressed me very much... until I saw Sky. I only saw her toward
the end of my Sunday visit, when I had already been deprived of much of
my spending money by some of the other housedancers, including Autumn,
and so I didn't really have anything left to spend on her that day. But
she's definitely the reason I returned in the few times I have gone back
since
the February visit. ure was taken because when I saw Sunny in March, 2001,
her boobs were just gigantic.
Sky is 5 feet 6 inches tall, and is a brunette with fair creamy white skin. Her body is incredible and her breasts are HUGE and beautiful. She's enhanced, but her boobs are very soft to the touch, and while she's not quite as big in the boob department as Sunny, she's packing what I'd guess are easily a pair of double d's. She reminds me a lot of Shae Marks. Brunette, beautiful and stacked!
In my opinion
she's sort of the diamond in the rough at MSC. The first time I saw her
she was wearing sort of a black bikini that was little more than some
shoelaces and her gigantic boobs just sort of pulled the top way past
its limit. She usually wears costumes like that and walks around the club.
She's also the nicest of any of the housedancers I have bumped into. Getting
a long lapdance from her is not only incredible for just being in close
proximity to her heavenly body, but also it's really nice to chat with
her for a bit.
I can't get up to MSC very often, but any time I do go nowadays, it's
always to see Sky. I would highly, highly recommend her if you want to
get a lapdance from a beautiful slim and stacked lady who is really nice.
And if you do go visit her at Market Street Cinema, please tell her I
said hi!
CLOSING COMMENTS
If you're a boobman and you want to visit MSC, make sure you check the schedules at http://www.msclive.com to see if one of the three busty dancers I mentioned is working on a given day.
All of them are enhanced, so if you are a natural big boob lover do some homework at the websites I mentioned above and I'm sure you can find some naturally stacked women there.
I can give you a good recipe for seeing Sky, which I highly recommend. If you go to see Chelsea or another feature, and Sky happens to be there on the same day, it's well worth your time to get a lapdance from her. And in my opinion she's definitely worth a trip to MSC just in and of herself, whether Chelsea is there that day or not! Sky's voicemail is 650-876-SKYY . If you call that number, you hear her basically just say leave your name and number. If you leave a short message with your name and a number where she can call you, and you tell her you're interested in knowing which days she's going to be dancing, she can let you know which days for a given week she'll be at MSC. If you don't call her, you can usually figure out when she's dancing by checking the websites I mentioned above. She only dances during the day shift - usually between noon and 3:30 - and usually only on Sunday and weekdays.
My usual way to go to MSC has been to drive north on 101 from Silicon Valley and exit on 7th Street. Drive along 7th for a few blocks, turn right on Mission. Then drive half a block and make a left into a parking lot there where they charge 7 bucks for parking. Walk along Mission to 7th, make a right and walk up to Market Street. Make a right on Market, walk a half block (actually a little less) and you've arrived. Like I said, be sure to do some homework at the websites I mentioned *before* you attempt a visit so you won't be as clueless as I was when I first visited. And if you want to get a lapdance from a big boobed housedancer, Autumn, Sunny and most especially Sky can definitely oblige.
-Capper