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Macumba Love
Nicklaus - June Wilkinson dancing.
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Madame Sans-Gêne
KultKultKult - Sophia Loren portrays a washer-woman and displays a shapely bosom through a constantly wet peasant blouse - awesome! And she moves, breathes, runs and acts like a real proud woman. Don't miss it.
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Mafia!
aka Jane Austen's Mafia!
Dale Voy - This movie contains a scene where a young boy is sitting next to a young girl. The girl tells the boy to make a wish, and when he does, her breasts grow.
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Making the Grade
Craig Mercer - Blonde, wide-eyed wonder Jonna Lee stars as the preppy, Izod sweater-bending love interest. Watch for the love scene when she peels off her sweater and thrusts her DD's toward the sky. Brief but memorable.
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Malèna
Rick Levinson - Art house film by the guy who directed Il Postino. Il Postino co-starred Maria Grazia Cucinotta, while Malèna stars Monica Bellucci, Cucinotta's great rival for the "heir to Sophia Loren" stacked and sultry film diva competition. Cucinotta has the edge in the "firm and fully packed boobs" dept, but Bellucci may be the most sensuous actress working today.
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The Malibu Beach Vampires
Argyle - Angelyne has a small part as a "Barbara Bush Impersonator", which must be some kind of in-joke because she's wearing a tutu and carrying a wand with a star at the end of it. Truly bizarre.
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The Malibu Bikini Shop
Tagman18 - Debra Blee bikini
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Malibu Express
Left_Goldberg - In my opinion the best of a great big-breast filmmaker's classic films. All of Andy Sidaris' movies are worth renting (and then some) but this is my favorite hands down. Most of the girls are playmates and have that fantastic late 70's early 80's natural look. (One of the characters' names is "Khnockers" (Lynda Wiesmeier). Enough said.) Well worth seeing; everything a breast lover could want. Sidaris is second only to Meyer in my opinion, and this is before massive silicon girls played the lead (which is also great). Great film all around even has an interesting plot twist.
SAMU - Sybil Danning
Argyle - This is my favorite Andy Sidaris flick, bar none. I know the tits may have gotten bigger in Sidaris' later films (Shae Marks in Return to Savage Beach, etc.), but for my money, any time you can fit Kim "37-22-34 D-cup" McArthur, Lynda "36-22-36" Wiesmeier and Robyn "Hello boys!" Hilton into the same flick, you just have to take an evening and savor the experience. Kim (Playboy's Miss January 1982) and fellow Playmate Barbara Edwards play protagonist Darby Hinton's "neighbors" who repeatedly invade his houseboat to make themselves at home. How he can resist their charms is beyond me, but apparently he's dedicated to being a detective. Kim can be seen in a bikini, topless in a nice shower scene with Edwards ("I'm in love with the girl in the centerfold of Playboy Magazine... she's got to be the prettiest woman that I think I've ever seen...") and twirling a baton. Wiesmeier appears as a character named June Khnockers--with an 'h'--for good reason, seen slipping out of her race driver's uniform, briefly in a tight yellow T-shirt, and later topless in a nice chase scene. The latter ends with an amusing exchange between Lynda and the driver of a motor home who gives her a lift after she flashes him: "God bless you, sir!" she exclaims. "God certainly blessed you, ma'am," says the driver, as the camera starts on her canyonesque cleavage and slowly pans upward to her innocent smile. Finally, Robyn Hilton, best known as Mel Brooks' bimbo secretary "Miss Stein" in Blazing Saddles, plays a blond French maid named Marian here, displaying generous cleavage herself. I can't recall now, because I saw it as a teen, but I think this may have been the first movie I ever saw that had nudity in it, and it's always had a fond place in my heart.
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Mallrats
Anonymous - Priscilla Barnes plays Miss Ivannah, the topless pshyic with three nipples. Not a bad rack and a fun shot. Also, Joey Lauren Adams takes her tops off for a sec.
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The Man Inside
Argyle - Incredibly obscure, and you may never find it, but if you do, buy it, rent it, whatever you can do to see it. Inch for inch, at least up until Four for Texas, Anita Ekberg may never have looked so busty as in this flick. In almost every one of her scenes, she's clad in some or other tight apparel and shot from the side. I mean, we get it... she has gigantic garbonzos.
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Man of La Mancha
ubu - Sophia Loren's breasts in a push-up corset.
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The Man with Two Brains
Lesbian Bob - Near the end of the movie, Steve Martin is desperately searching for a hot-looking woman to kill and put his girlfriend's brain into. Randi Brooks plays a prostitute with a Tweety Bird voice who unwittingly agrees to be injected with lethal Pane In The Glass window cleaner. She appears topless for only a couple of seconds. (1:12)
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Marked for Murder
rb - Rick Sloane
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Marriage on the Rocks
JJ - Starring Frank Sinatra & Dean Martin; has several sexy scenes featuring beautiful Joi Lansing.
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Mars Attacks!
23skidoo - Lisa Marie as the Martian chick gets to show off an impressive (clothed) chest -- yes, it's augmented for the role, but trust me, 99% of it is her (0:59-1:06). Also, another actress wears a skimpy Egyptian costume (0:41, 1:30-1:32, 1:36). Pam Grier co-stars, but doesn't reveal anything.
kultkultkult - The "Cleopatra Cocktail Waitress" is Alexandra Smothers. She gets far too little screen time but blows the other actresses away in her awesome Egyptian costume.
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Me, Myself & Irene
Presto - A bunch of guys in a barber shop spot a busty mom (young and pretty Shannon Whirry) and start hooting and hollering (0:16). Jim Carrey's character is very reserved and tells them to, "Take it easy. She's a mom," and they laugh at him. Later he snaps and starts doing wild things, and he ends up nursing on her boob (0:21). It's played for laughs but is very realistic. You just see him locked on to one tit and sucking like crazy.
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Mean Mother
Argyle - A 1973 Blaxploitation film starring "Clifton Brown" (aka Dobie Gray). Unusually for a small film such as this, the cast had some pretty major babes, including Bond girl Luciana Paluzzi and Tracy King, in addition to boobalicious Robyn Hilton, who'll never live down being cast as Mel Brooks's buxom dimwit secretary in Blazing Saddles. Robyn only has a brief part, but it sure isn't a small one. The first time she appears on screen is a close up of her chest. She plays a gang moll who feigns being a stranded motorist on her way to the beach. "Can you help?" she coos in a baby doll voice, while batting her eyelashes. As Dobie gets under the hood (of the car, people), she pulls a gun on him ("maybe you should try the distributor"). Well, after some excellent shots of Robyn and her cleavage, Dobie turns the tables and wrestles the gun away from her, then forces her to strip at gunpoint--actually, he helps her off with her bra, and that's darned gentlemanly of him, if I do say so myself. There's an unabashedly great exchange when Dobie first happens upon her on the road--she's explaining how she got stranded, as the camera focuses on him just staring at her breasts... Pretty neat stuff.
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Meatballs
Tagman18 - The camping trip, and Cindy Girling lies down in the canoe and tells Spaz to "keep us in the sun; I want to even out my tan" as she adjusts her top, and Spaz just LOSES the oar, but keeps stroking.
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Meatballs Part II
Argyle - It wasn't a very good movie, and in contrast to many I've seen since, it pales by comparison, but this scene stuck in my mind for a long time--Misty Rowe of "Hee Haw" fame and Archie Hahn getting squeezed together between two school buses. IIRC he says "I know a place where the four of--I mean, the two of us can go and..."
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Meatballs III
squidsucker - There's a part in the movie about a wet T-shirt contest featuring a near-sighted young gal who looks like she's trying to shop lift a pair of cantaloupes under her shirt. Ya also get a few shots every now and then of Shannon Tweed in a bikini, but no nudity from her.
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Meatballs 4
Anonymous - One fantastic looking Asian girl (Christy Thom) who has boobs that will make you drool. They are, shall we say, nice, soft-looking oversized pillows! VERY VERY NICE!
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Meridian
aka Kiss of the Beast
anon - In this warped Beauty and the Beast inspired movie, the characters played by Charlie Spradling and Sherilyn Fenn are drugged, then in a dream-like sequence disrobed and, well, taken advantage of. I wish the stunning and voluptuous Charlie had more camera time during this part; she's dreamy!
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Microwave Massacre
Marla Simon's breasts get some great screen time, especially while bouncing up and down during the opening credits.
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The Midnight Hour
Argyle - Jonna Lee
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Midnight Madness
Anonymous - The busty waitress is one of the best! (Donna Garrett)
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Midnight Tease II
anon - Strippers become murder victims in this flick (boo, hiss!); the most notable of them being the sexy Julie K. Smith, who you'll get to see dance twice.
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The Millionairess
SAMU - Sophia Loren
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Mind, Body & Soul
rb - Rick Sloane
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Miracle Beach
Dale Voy - Lots of good looking women in this beach flick, some in bikinis, some out of them. Watch for Miss Great Britains (Michelle Grassnick) in all her topless glory (1:00). (Make sure you've got the R-rated version!)
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Miranda
Palomine - Similar to Paprika but falls short. The protagonist Miranda, played by the voluptuous Serena Grandi is certainly well endowed and easy on the eyes, but she's no Deborah Caprioglio I'm sorry to say. As with other Tinto Brass films, the erotica stops short of actual penetration, but there's plenty of nudity (both male and female), jounce/jiggle, erections, etc. Perhaps it's the director's thing, or reflective of the film's European nature, but there does seem to be a fascination with body hair (especially on women) and body functions. Not so much as to be a turn-off to most American tastes, but don't say I didn't warn you.
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Mirror Images II
Anonymous - An essential part of any Shannon Whirry collection, this time she lets the guys touch her extraordinary breasts. And they do. In the final sex scene her lover squeezes them together, pushes them upwards, and she briefly sucks/kisses/licks them - a classic. Also features her seducing her quite well-stacked psychiatrist (Kristine Kelly) into some breast-on-breast fun. The excellently-bosomed Sara Suzanne Brown plays a bra-less hooker in one nice scene.
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Mischief
moviewiz2000 - Kelly Preston is the total focus of this coming-of-age film set in the 1950s. The main character is obssessed with her, but he is a geek, so his cool friend helps him get her. He first feels her chest through her top in the beginning of the film, then later there is a scene where he has his hands down her pants and wrips off her panties. It's a very funny scene. Then they have sex while the dog watches, and there are several great shots of Ms. Preston's tits, ass and bush.
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The Model Solution
Kimberlee Castaic's and Kitana Baker's big, fake tits are stand-outs.
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Molly and Lawless John
Presto - Features a nice couple of scenes with Cynthia Myers.
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Mondo Topless
Howard Miller - Definitely one of Russ Meyer's minor efforts. This pseudo-documentary is supposed to be a look at the topless dancing scene in swinging '60s San Francisco. The film stars Babette Bardot, Lorna Maitland, and Candy Morrison, all of whom fit in the humongus catagory. Unfortunately, it also features about a half dozen other girls who are no better than average and gives them as much screen time as the mammary queens. This is hard to explain since Meyer's mission has always been to populate his films with the biggest breasts available. He also has the irritating habit of quick cutting between the girls for no particular reason - and the '60s dancing and music both seem rather silly now. (To tell the truth, most of the girls aren't very good dancers.) On the other hand, the film does feature full nudity, with Morrison being especially impressive and Maitland not far behind. Curiously, Bardot actually suffers from being able to let it all hang out. She's still much larger than average, but she's one of those women (like Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield) whose bosom looks bigger in clothing than it does out of them. It's interesting that during part of her interview Bardot says she's not allowed to touch her breasts during her stage act because it would be deemed too suggestive. Anyone who has gone to a strip joint lately knows things have certainly changed since then. I don't think this is an easy tape to find, but I'd certainly recommend renting it if you can, rather than buying.
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Monkeybone
23skidoo - Rose McGowan in a cleavage-baring cat fetish costume! Meow! (0:13, 0:19, 0:54, 0:59, 1:00)
Boobwatch One - At one point Monkeybone dresses up like Marilyn Monroe, takes his ears off, blows them up like balloons, and attaches them to his chest as big ol' tits. (0:14)
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Monster!
Anonymous - Keep your eyes peeled for the lovely Bianca Nacson as the character "Susan" who shows off her spectacularly ALL-NATURAL endowments in a make-out scene (only to get killed by the monster... Boo! Hiss!). No nudity (Again... BOO! HISS!) but still she looks way hot.
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Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
Anonymous - In one scene, a man has been convicted of "gratuitous sexist jokes in a moving picture" and has been allowed to choose the manner of his execution. Apparently, he chooses to be chased off of a high cliff (that I think is somewhere in Ireland) by roughly a dozen topless women wearing matching red, yellow, or blue helmets, knee pads and elbow pads, and an article of clothing that has barely enough fabric to be considered a thong. The absolute highlight of scene is a sequence in slow-motion that culminates in a zoomed in (and still slow-mo) shot of one of the girls breasts bouncing up and down. Then at the end of the movie, there's a song and dance number featuring a Broadway-type line of girls (some of whom were in the previous scene I described) with exposed (but fake) breasts.
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More Than a Miracle
SAMU - Sophia Loren does a scene of a dishwashing contest. It starts with her in a beautiful, orange, low cut dress, full makeup, wig and huge earrings. During the contest she is bent over the wash basin in the best display of her cleavage ever. She's scrubbing the the hell out of the dishes and the water is splashing all over her chest and her cleavage is jiggling like crazy. She gets so wet, jiggly and bent over I think you can see a nipple for a frame or two. The scene lasts a good long time too. It is IMHO the best non-mature-audiences-only cleavage jiggly scene in movie history.
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Mother, Jugs & Speed
Peaks - Starring Raquel Welch: Guess who she plays? Yes, Jugs! And her Jugs look great in some tight sweaters. This movie also boasted a weird mixture of actors, Bill Cosby, Larry Hagman and Harvey Keitel, plus Raquel of course.
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Motor Psycho
aka Motor Mods and Rockers, Rio Vengeance
Howard Miller - This movie qualifies as a remake of Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! only with a male rather than female gang. Three rejects from a Roger Corman movie tool around the desert on little Japanese motorbikes (NOT motorcycles, motorbikes) beating up men and raping women. They beat up and rape the wife of the local veterinarian, who takes off after them in his Toyota Land Cruiser. Meanwhile the boys kill a traveler and shoot his wife and take off in HIS Land Cruiser. The doctor picks up the wife (Russ Meyer vet Haji), discovers she only has a flesh wound and continues after the punks. By the time the movie is over one tough has been shot, one has been stabbed and one is blown up with a stick of dynamite. I wish I could say this is as good a film as Pussycat but I can't. There's a real "been there, done that" feel about it and the sight of the motorcycle bums with their legs dragging the ground on their tiny motorbikes is too funny to take seriously. This is another of Meyer's made for the drive-in efforts, so no nudity. Full-busted Arshalouis Aivazian looks good in a bikini at the beginning of the film, as does a slightly smaller Holle K. Winters as the doc's unfortunate wife. Haji's as active and animated as usual and her tight, deep-cleavaged dress shows off her figure well. The outstanding find in this film is Sharon Lee. She appears in only one scene (0:14) as a rich horse owner making a try for the vet while his wife is being assaulted back home. Sharon seems to have a few miles on her face, but her breasts look impossibly huge in a full body suit. I remember seeing this film years ago at a theatre and thinking to myself that these must be the biggest breasts in the world. Two other points of interest: Russ Meyer himself has a rare speaking part as an insensitive policeman who interviews the doctor after the rape. And I do believe this 1965 movie marks the first appearance of what was to become a late 20th-century film cliché - the crazed Vietnam veteran. The main villain goes nuts in the desert and thinks he's back in the jungle, with little military drums sounding in the background and everything.
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The Mountain of the Cannibal God
aka Slave of the Cannibal God
Anonymous - Ursula Andress changes her shirt in one scene and is painted in another.
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Mudhoney
Howard Miller - This Russ Meyer film could be viewed as a sequel to Lorna: it's in black and white, it's about poor white trash, and Lorna Maitland is in the cast. This time the action takes place in Spooner, Mo., not Cajun country, at the height of the Depression. A young drifter from Detroit (John Furlong) takes a job at the farm of kindly but sickly old Luke (Stu Lancaster). Luke's got a mighty purdy niece named Hanna (Antoinette Christiani) who lives with him, and she has a mean as a snake husband named Sidney (Hal Hopper). Sidney likes three things: fucking, fighting and drinking, and not necessarily in that order. By the end of the movie he's pretty much pissed off all the townspeople, so they invite him to a lynching - his own. That's just about it as far as story goes. Furlong makes a decent, likable hero and Hopper is easy to hate, although by the end he comes off as almost pitiful. Some interesting things about the nudity here. Meyer seems to be trying a "natural" approach, and although there are plenty of breasts and butts on view, they're kept within the context of the plot. Maitland has a couple of brief but welcome nude scenes (0:26, 0:56) as does Rena Horten (0:35, 1:02) as the title character. Another full-busted character called Sister Lucy is raped and killed by Sidney near the end of the movie (1:23), but I didn't get her name. A bit overblown in parts, but not bad Meyer.
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Mulholland Dr.
Byz - While a rather artsy, disjointed movie, the lesbian love scene between Naomi Watts and Laura Elena Harring made me feel like this movie wasn't three wasted hours of my life. Laura Elena Harring's breasts push a full C, if not a D, and they're shown off very well in the film. I didn't get minutes seconds and frames, but it happens about halfway through the movie. Laura looks marvelous, and while Naomi is rather small-breasted, her nipples look wonderful. The lesbian scenes are wonderful.
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Mulholland Falls
Lightfoot - You can see Jennifer Connelly naked (or at least topless). (0:03, 0:17, 1:10)
Boobwatch One - Even more impressive than Ms. Connelly's topless scenes (which are actually scenes of people watching a black-and-white film of her making love) is the scene where she wears this incredible, bust-accentuating green dress. (0:31)
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Murder Can Hurt You
Nicklaus - Connie Stevens with olympian-sized pads in her blouse, portraying a Dolly Parton rip-off. She boasts of having the "two biggest hits in Hollywood"...
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Murderers' Row
Chili Palmer - Matt Helm movie with Ann-Margret.
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My Favorite Year
Boobwatch One - Lainie Kazan's cleavage is truly extraordinary, especially during the scene at the dinner table (0:50).
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My Tutor
BreastCrazee - When the guys go to the whorehouse for their high school "graduation presents" and one lucky bastard gets Kitten Natividad as his lady for the night. Her tits are HUGE and her tight black dress shows amazing cleavage...
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