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Fairy Tales
Argyle - Angela Aames appears as "Little Bo Peep", who's lost her sheep and doesn't...awww, you know the rest. Our hero the Prince, who can't "produce an heir" (ahem), comes (figuratively) across Bo Peep in the woods, and after she sings and dances for him, she strips and tries to help him out with his "problem." No luck. Nice breasts-smothering-face scene. Angela appears throughout the film as a guest at the "party" of the Old Woman Who Lives in the Shoe (brothel). She wears a scant little skirt and a bikini top with some lace trimmings, which allows for generous portions of cleavage throughout. During her song and dance number, she shimmies her bust back and forth, "stripper style," which can't help but produce a smile.
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Famous T&A
Uncle Pugsy - This compilation includes several out-takes of the buxom Phyllis Davis from Terminal Island. Phyllis appeared topless in a number of WIP (Women In Prison) B-movies, but is seen here totally naked joking with the camera crew between scenes. She has a magnificent set of natural jugs.
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Fandango
aka Mona's Place
Argyle - Silly Western sexploitation film marketed largely on Shawn "Baby Doll" Devereaux's 42-inch breasts.
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Fangs of the Living Dead
aka Malenka
tina83 - Anita Ekberg (enough said) and Diana Lorys. Lorys shows a lot of breast flesh spilling out of her black lace outfit.
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Fanny Hill
Russ Meyer directed.
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Fantaghirò (parts II through IV)
kultkultkult - A TV fantasy serial (aired around Christmas) featuring the divine Brigitte Nielsen as the Black Queen (Black Witch) showing amazing cleavage. Brigitte acts as the opponent to the Princess - so you get Brigitte's breasts, sex appeal and her witch power. Lots of good closeups make this fantasy flick a must-see. Caution: Although Brigitte officially appears in parts II through IV, the numbering is different in some video versions of the movies.
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Fantastic Voyage
Presto - I like the scene where antibodies cling to Raquel Welch's Upper Body, and the rest of the crew has to pull them off by hand. (1:23)
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Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Presto - The "good" girl in this Russ Meyer movie is the bustiest and is really cute in her bikini. Tura Satana is the bustiest bad girl (not what I call busty though).
Howard Miller - In addition to having one of the all-time cool movie titles, this was the first Russ Meyer movie I ever saw and was my favorite for many years. It was made for the drive-in market and so contains no nudity but plenty of violence. Three go-go dancers (Tura Satana, Lori Williams and Haji) are out looking for thrills when they come upon an amateur racer and his all-American girlfriend. A fight ensues between the racer and Varla (Satana), the most belligerent of the girls. She kills him with her bare hands and coerces the other girls into kidnapping the girlfriend (Sue Bernard). They find out about a crippled hermit who lives in the desert with his two sons and is rumored to have a fortune in cash stashed away, and decide to use the kidnapped girl as bait for the old pervert. In the ensuing conflict everybody's killed except the girl and one, maybe two, of the boys. I have a copy of this film on tape and with repeated viewings the flaws of this little gem become obvious. The first 20 minutes or so are rather dull and the go-go girls look ridiculous sitting in their sports cars with somebody pushing the bumpers up and down to make it look like they're driving. However, after they get to the old man's farm things pick up considerably. Veteran Meyer actor Stuart Lancaster is superb as the crazed hermit, and the tension between he and Satana is palpable as they play cat and mouse. Satana, with her all-black outfit and exotic looks, is a credible villain and she provides by far the best cleavage in the film. Williams looks good in hot pants, but Haji and Bernard don't contribute much. You might call this the Russ Meyer film for people who don't like Russ Meyer films as it can be viewed as an action melodrama rather than a sex movie.
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Fatal Pursuit
Tagman18 - Shannon Whirry
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Fathom
SAMU - Raquel Welch in a great bikini.
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Faust: Love of the Damned
powerplay1 - Contains an enormous breast expansion scene. Premise: Mephistopheles ("M" for short) is trying to keep one of his henchwomen (Monica Van Campen) in line, so he starts to make her chest grow. Initially she takes off the part of her outfit covering her breasts, and a morph scene shows them growing to Zena Fulsom size. It is then followed by a scene of her rubbing latex falsies (definitely Zena size). But "M" ends up taking it to extremes, making her butt grow, withering all of her appendages and leaving her head attached to gigantic (though extremely slimy and chubby) breasts and butt cheeks. (0:44)
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Female Chauvinists
zappfra - Big, busty models of the past Uschi Digard, Candy Samples and Roxanne Brewer show their ample wares. The movie starts off with Roxanne and her boyfriend hard at it when their flatmate turns up. They plan for Roxanne to join an all-girls-against-males sect, where most of the girls are big and busty. The highlight of the film is Roxanne riding a horse topless chasing her boyfriend, who also infiltrates the sect as a mute gardener. Poor acting, plenty of laughs and plenty of big busty topless action.
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Femalien
23skidoo - Made-for-video softcore sci-fi film featuring Venesa Talor and her twin assets. There are other well-endowed women in this film, but I don't know their names.
Uncle Pugsy - Among the busty blondes, Summer Leigh, who plays The Girl on the Wheel stands out (in every sense). As you can see from her vidcaps and vidclip, she looks really pumped up...
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Femalien 2
Dale Voy - More of the same. Lots of exposed tits, some of them impressive.
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Fierce Creatures
Craig Mercer - Reassembles the complete headlining cast of A Fish Called Wanda. The two key cast members, Jamie Lee Curtis' legendary left and right that is, also resurface most notably from a light blue, low-cut minidress when she's seducing John Cleese in front of a lemur (?) cage. "They're so adorable... don't you just wanna fondle 'em?" Truly an eye-bugging moment.
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15 Minutes of Fame
aka Sweet Revenge
Dale Voy - The big, round, fake tits of Shauna O'Brien's are the highlights of this softcore flick.
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The Fifth Woman
aka Den 5:e kvinnan
KultKultKult - Featuring Marie Richardson. She portrays a criminal investigator who is also the hero's lover. Many scenes with her are lovingly dedicated to her firm breasts - the camera work is especially good for this type of movie.
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Final Destination
Agent Dee - Kristen Cloke
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Finders Keepers, Lovers Weepers!
Howard Miller - I refer to this movie as Russ Meyer's chamber drama - it has a lot of talk and not much action confined to a limited location. Two burglars, one older and gay, one young and crazy, stake out The Red Carpet, a small but busy go-go bar. The owner is Paul (Paul Lockwood) a typical lusty Meyer hero/cock hound. Even though the awesome Kelly (Anne Chapman) is his devoted wife, Paul is too much of a dog to stay out of the local bordello run by the exotic Claire (Lavelle Roby). So, in a fit of pique Kelly goes to the bar and takes the place of one of the go-go dancers (0:37) and later fucks the hell out of Paul's bartender, Ray (Gordon Westcourt). Before you know it, everybody's back at the bar with guns and knives, and when the dust clears Paul and Kelly are the only ones left alive. Sadder but wiser perhaps? I wouldn't list this as one of the best Meyer films, but it holds up fairly well over time. When the action finally starts, it's fairly convincing and, unlike some Meyer films of this vintage, this film has plenty of nudity. However, the only outstanding woman on view is Chapman. She has a face like Audrey Hepburn and a body like Pamela Anderson with the implants. Her underwater sex scene with Ray (0:48) is considered a minor classic. I don't think she made many other movies, so this film is worth a look just for her. I'm not 100% sure of this, but Roby might be the first black person, male or female, to appear in a Meyer flick.
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First Knight
Anonymous - After Lancelot defeats Malagant's men and saves Guinevere (Julia Ormond), she rides with him on his horse and, though the scene has a lot of trees, you can still see her bouncing in the background.
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Fit to Kill
Imaginos - Andy Sidaris directed.
Coyote - Ava Cadell and Roberta Vasquez
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Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders
Contains a breast expansion scene.
Peaks - Melissa Mounds offers her huge mounds on a plate!
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For Your Breasts Only
Argyle - A Russian spy spoof with Ann Marie in the TIT-le role.
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Fort Apache, the Bronx
Anonymous - Pam Grier as the hooker shows very impressive cleavage.
Philipott - Two further events: The girl who was the girlfriend of Paul Newman's partner when they were sitting down together, she seemed to have a fairly decent breast mass under her "dressing gown," heading towards her lap. May have been just an illusion but possibly worth checking. Secondly, in another scene when Newman and his partner are smoking a suspect out of his apartment, two girls come running out, the first unintersting but the second seemed to have something worth showing, VERY BRIEF scene.
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48 Hrs.
Titman - The cowgirl stripper in the bar scene when Eddie Murphy shows his stuff with only Nick Nolte's badge is Suzanne Regard. Great tits and silver dollar nipples.
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42-DD
Short film about a busty 45-year-old waitress (Linda E. Smith) who ponders breast reduction surgery.
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Four for Texas
JJ - Sinatra & Martin star with lots of help from Anita Ekberg and Ursula Andress.
Argyle - In this flick Anita Ekberg was at the peak of her voluptuousness, at least until fatness ensued in her later years. Her boobs look absolutely enormous in this movie, and, as opposed to Mansfield and others who wore padding to appear "ridiculously Junoesque" in size, Anita and her bod did it all by themselves. Just HUGE... a must-see for Ekberg fans.
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Foxy Brown
Pam Grier
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Frank McKlusky, C.I.
Craig Mercer - Two (4) major reasons to watch this awful movie. Joanie Laurer (Chyna) as a desperate secretary in a variety of fetish outfits (Amazon fans, she lifts a Jaguar at the end). Dolly Parton as Frank's busty June Cleaver-esque mother. Dolly's boobs look seriously huge in her costumes.
Boobwatch One - Yes, the makers of this movie obviously had a thing for breasts. Virtually every female character has big boobs or shows a lot of cleavage. Dolly shows up at 0:01, 0:07, 0:18, 0:32, 0:51, 0:54, 1:01, 1:04, 1:09 and 1:17, Joanie at 0:09, 0:33, 0:42, 0:47, 1:01 and 1:15. In addition, when Frank first meets his new partner Sharon (Cameron Richardson), he stares down at her chest and becomes fixated. The camera stares as well, and Sharon's dialog, as heard by Frank, becomes an unintelligible string of mumblings (0:28). Sharon later shows up wearing a deep-cleavage-revealing halter top (0:54-0:58). Finally, watch for a buff, super-stacked, blonde extra in a blue dress during a street scene; she's on the screen less than two seconds (0:56).
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Frankenstein's Great Aunt Tillie
Zoop - Truly one of the worst movies I've ever seen, but worth tracking down for June Wilkinson's eye-popping cleavage. The low-cut white dress she often wears is almost good enough to recommend this movie, but it's the astonishing Frederick's of Hollywood teddies she runs around in that makes this a must-see.
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Freddy vs. Jason
Features the considerable chest-talents of Monica Keena, Katharine Isabelle and Odessa Munroe.
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The French Line
SAMU - Jane Russell in does two dance numbers.
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Friday After Next
Gee - Anna Marie Horsford, who plays Ice Cube's mother, has a serious set on her!! WOW (0:19, 0:48, 0:53, 1:07)
Boobwatch One - Sommore shows some great cleavage as the new waitress Cookie. (0:19, 0:48, 0:53)
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Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
HUNK - Melanie Kinnaman - Her shirt gets wet, she has no bra on, & u can make out nice, firm 38 C's & centred nipple in what must've been the best wet-shirt shot since Monique van de Ven. Debi Sue Voorhees - The girl who shares Jason's last name. After having sex with her boyfriend in the woods, her b.f. gets up & walks off. We see a few secs of Debi sitting up, showing off her massive breasts. A very voluptuous hottie; it's a shame Debi hasn't been in many movies.
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The Frightened City
cabanaboy - Featuring the hugely talented Yvonne Romain and co-starring a young Sean Connery. British gangsters.
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Frogs for Snakes
23skidoo - Includes Lisa Marie, who spends much of her time spilling out of tight tops.
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From Dusk Till Dawn
Captain Kickback - The dance sequence of Salma Hayek is a showstopper. Rumor has it she gained 10 to 15 pounds for the role, and it makes her an over-the-top sex-bomb as she dances in her red bikini.
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Fuego
Isabel Sarli
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Full Body Massage
Anonymous - From what you've seen and heard, you might think this is just a soft-core, exploitation flick, an excuse to show off Mimi Rogers' phenomenal rack. Well, I recently had occasion to see Full Body Massage, and it's not what you might think. It's more like an NC-17-rated version of My Dinner with Andre: very talky, very deep, very philosophical. That doesn't mean, however, that we don't get to see Mimi Rogers' phenomenal rack. We do, and they are quite impressive. She has a massive pair of all-natural udders, at least a double-D cup. The best scene in the film occurs during a flashback when a masseur (identified in the film as gay) gives Mimi's boobs a good working over: he squeezes them, rolls his oily hands over them, kneads them like a pair of huge, squishy bread-doughs. Jeez. If that scene doesn't get a rise out of you, nothing will. Miss Rogers must have enjoyed the experience. She had a huge smile on her face the whole time.
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The Further Adventures of Tennessee Buck
Dale Voy - About halfway through this movie, there is a scene where a topless woman with huge tits performs a tribal dance. Then later, nude Playmate Kathy Shower gets an oil rubdown from some tribal women.
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Futtocks End
Cauchy - Ronnie Barker is the Lord of the Manor complete with sexy maids and a lecherous butler, and some relatives come to stay for the weekend. It is hilarious and sexy. The main tit action is supplied by Hilary Pritchard who at dinner wears a very low-cut dress with a paper napkin in her cleavage. The butler is always trying to look down her front. A glass of sherry is spilled and lands on the stomach area of her dress. Ronnie is sitting nearby, and being the gentleman he is he takes the napkin from her cleavage and starts to rub her stomach. Of course his hand is moving her breasts up and down. There is no dialogue only sound effects. At this point the music turns to a samba as her breasts sway up and down and from side to side. Meanwhile, the butler is carrying a large tray with a jelly on it. He is standing next to Hilary while all this is happening and when the camera goes back to him the jelly has completely melted. Unfortunately it is impossible to buy this film. It was on TV recently (Channel 4 in the UK), but I missed it, and when I wrote to them about it they replied saying they had no plans to show it again.
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