GTECH is in his 40's, lives in the southeastern US. Works in the PC gaming field. Loves "clothed" HUGE boobs (is captured by the mystery).

BAD IRVING has had a very diverse and challenging life. He came to BEhavior as the result of a federal work release program. Due to certain irregularities while on the federal program you will find more information on Bad Irving at your local post office.

As well as being Editor of R&D for 73 more or less monthly issues and countless updates, AL has written several million words of meticulously edited smut under a number of transparent pseudonyms. He enjoyed the research.
In real life he is still not too decrepit for some sports, has a small but mature family and divides his work time between the outer fringes of the film industry and the field of corporate excellence, whatever the hell that means.
Politically he was trying to tell the UK that their present government were a bunch of lying phonies five long years before they were voted into office and knows that the country will start listening soon. Too late.
One day he proposes to line a whole lot of people up against the wall and shoot them: Animal Rights Activists, BBC presenters who employ fashionable glottal stops, and Frems of De Urff.
Likes many kinds of music, young girls with truly vast tits and West Ham United. He drives a Volvo but only as an ironic statement.
Next, please.

PACMAN is the Happy-Go-Lucky Morph artist who is most known for being seen in the #BE_LOFT at all hours of the day and night. He is also obsessed with girls with Blue Hair. (Why don't they have a homepage yet?) He lives off of a healthy diet of Chicken Strips and Cheese, and only eats vegetables if they are deep fried in batter. A webmaster, an artist, a musician, and a boob addict. That would be him. (P.S. He is highly afraid of water.)

MARLOWE lives in Liverpool with two cats and a computer. He never saw the Beatles. Marlowe would like to travel, meet interesting people, and work to end Third World Debt. Marlowe will probably win an Oscar for best-adapted-screenplay, but may have to settle for the notoriety of being the world's first serial killer of night anglers...

Pornographic mass-quantities consumer advocate and Certified Lucky Bastard CHILI PALMER refuses to write a brief biography of himself until he has completed his tour of the on-call escort services in Los Angeles.

SAYONARA has been described as a recluse, a libertarian, and even as a misanthrope, perhaps for living too long in a cave, and is frequently asked how things are going, for which there can only be speculation and wonderment, till word comes down from the mountaintop. And until then Sayonara's two most favorite questions are likely to remain, "Why?" and, "How do you know?"

Sanitized for your safety: JUSTMEMIKE writes the "Mai Pehn Rai" column for BEhavior and the "Also On Video" column for R & D. JMM also handles recruitment of new writers for BEhavior. Contact him for story submissions. When he isn't at the keyboard, you might find JMM at a baseball game, or on some vacation in Europe or Asia. And he loves cats and dogs.

JULIEKAT has been concerned with the notions of BE for more than 2/3 of her life, and is, sadly for the rest of us, not available (BustArtist, as well as being an incredibly talented artist, is a lucky bugger too!). Her life in the frozen North has lead her to this one true belief: despite rumors, milk -does not- freeze inside the human breast, even when it -is- 40 degrees below zero. Besides this profession as an almost literary figure, Juliekat's love of shepherding cats and small children has lead her to yet another possible outlet for her many talents: veterinarian school. If she could say one thing to America, it would be to remind snooty store clerks that bra sizes don't stop at DD...or F...or G...

Digital artist TRAX bears a passing resemblance to the author Mycroft, and is (to our knowledge) the only BEhavior contributor who has been published in Score (unless you count Maxi Mounds and Wendy Whoppers, who were published for entirely different reasons).

RICHARD O. STEELE is a lawyer, and therefore a dangerous social parasite. He tries to atone for this deplorable status by writing highly erotic big breast fiction, all of which happily lacks any socially redeeming value whatever. It features beautiful young women with impossibly huge bosoms whose consorts are stallion-like in their reproductive equipment. Mr. Steele's latest effort, a 99-chapter, 167,000-word novel entitled The Bigger the Better was just posted to the Ladybumps site and other locations. As his article suggests, Mr. Steele engages in hands-on field research for his stories. Although his scholarly investigations require late hours, a significant monetary outlay, and even some physical exertion, Mr. Steele gladly undertakes them in order to render his stories as true to life as possible. His readers, after all, deserve no less.

Unfortunately, we did not obtain brief biographies from STEVEO, SCOTTY, and the OWNER. However, we can tell you this about them: SteveO is a nice guy and a good writer, and one of the other two guys runs the best oversized-breast website in the world. >:)

ST STEPHAN (editing, scratching his tonsure in bemused puzzlement over the TWG frenzy) and GONZO (editing, webmastering, stalling for time) send their sincere thanks to our guests for their contributions to this special issue.