GONZO'S DEDICATION
not by gonZo
What?! The editor dedicating an issue to himself?!
Negative.
Real Life has forced gonZo to take an extended leave from his editorial position. No, he isn't quitting. He'll be back, though he can't be sure when. In the meantime he'll be following our efforts to put out a proper issue.
Because we, the other members of the Editorial Cabal, will have to step in and try to fill his very large shoes as best we can, by pooling what skills each of us has to contribute. Please bear with us if we don't come close to the quality of gonZo's product that you are used to.
For gonZo is a person of astounding abilities:
connoisseur of mammaries, technological wizard, consummate morpher and image craftsman, highly skilled writer...and, above all, a dedicated editor embodying the tact, patience and just raw ability found in few.
A true Renaissance man. Yet on top of all this he remains modest to a fault, rarely openly claiming credit for his work and works. Since we are not at liberty to reveal his pseudonyms, you will just have to guess as to which creations that have appeared in BEhavior are his - but we can assure you that they have been consistently excellent.
And we who have worked with him have only profound respect for his editorial guidance, perseverance and just plain good work. And you can be sure that as he reads this encomium - which we swear he did not see before publication - he is blushing and trying to dream up some witty disclaimer (now, let's see him worm his way out of that one).
Well, we're all looking forward to gonZo's return. In the meantime we have managed to get an issue out with only minor help from our illustrious editor. As we said, we hope you will forgive us if it's not up to the standard you have become accustomed to, and we do hope you will find something to enjoy.
- the EEC (Ersatz Editorial Committee)