One of the reasons I prefer using adult film actresses and dancers as my escorts of choice is that I know what I'm getting when I knock on the door. After all, I've seen dozens (if not hundreds) of movies featuring the lady in question, so there's very little room for surprise.

Why don't I like surprises? Like everything else in my life, I have a budget for my entertainment expenses. This is a finite amount, and I don't like spending hundreds of dollars only to be severely disappointed by the looks of an escort once she shows up (as opposed to her self-description over the phone or in the advertisement). I once met a gal who advertised herself as an F-Cup, with a 25" waist and 36" ass. What showed up (45 minutes late) was a gal with--maybe--flabby B-cups, and a waist nearly the size of her ass (which was _much_ larger than advertised. Top it all off with an insolent don't-touch-me (literally) attitude, and you have the definition of a complete waste of time and money.

A couple of hints when perusing the adverts: always remove one cup size from her bra, add 1-2" to her waist, 2-3" to her hips and five years to her age, and you'll have a more realistic portrayal of what she really looks like. If you ask her to describe herself and all she talks about is her hair and eyes, and hesitates to give you figures, she's fat/old/other (avoid at all costs). Try to avoid ads without pictures, and avoid agencies that use stock photos. I've seen agencies use pictures of Shae Marks, Alley Baggett and other playmate types, so you have to pay attention or you'll get burned.

I used to call this service run by a gal who allowed her apartment to be a base for a number of porn stars. Rarely a disappointment, in either performance or looks. Once, when my faves were unavailable, she told me about a new gal named Caressa Savage. She described her to me, and I figured I'd give the new gal a shot.

When the door opened up, I was stunned. Initially disappointed by the lack of boobs ("only" an enhanced "D"), I was overwhelmed by the 50,000 watt smile, the legs that went on forever and the fresh, unspoiled attitude. She snuggled up next to me as we walked to bedroom, helping me undress. I asked her what movies she had done, because I was unfamiliar with her work, and she told me she had just started and had only done about dozen movies at that time. That made her practically a virgin in this business!

I got down on the bed and she went to work. We kissed for a bit, then she went south. Her technique was exquisite... alternating licking with suction, throating and stroking. I pride myself on being able to last as long as I want to, and Caressa had me ready to blow in no time, she was that good. I pleaded with her stop, and offered to reciprocate. Now, I love going down on women more than even sex itself. With Caressa, I was like a man possessed. Never have I tasted a woman so fresh, so wonderful. It was as though I could not get enough of her juices, I had to keep licking and sucking her (with no complaints from above). We steadily moved into a 69 position, with her on top (my preferred position, so she can control the depth of penetration and I can bury my face in her sweet pussy).

Finally, she reached over and slipped the raincoat on. I'd pump her for five minutes or so in one position, then pull and suck her again. I was obsessed with her nectar, and had to have more. We'd do it doggy, then I'd pull out and lick her. Cowgirl, reverse, you name it, the pumping was fast and furious, stopped only by my need to taste her again and again. I was reaching the home stretch, and when I finally spewed, I was thankful for the condom, as it gave an opportunity to leisurely tongue her again without any mess in the way.

All in all, a wholly satisfying experience. When Caressa eventually started doing only girl-girl scenes in her films, I always had my hour with her to fall back on. She currently advertises on one of the LA-based internet adult malls, but at about three times the price I paid. As with all things in life, if you snooze, you lose!