Pleasure is something that passes from an individual to another; it is not hidden behind identity. Pleasure has no passport.

- Michel Foucault

This column is devoted to something singular, precious, often wasted, rarely appreciated: to the women who share our fetish - or, better, to some of them.

When it's about sexual fetishes (is there any other kind?), one can have a positive attitude, even enjoyment, but an objective view, anyway. Or, one can really get involved, obsessed, turned on, if you know what I mean. For instance, I happen to enjoy good ol' hardcore pics with PE'd guys, and I am not gay at all (although I might be unconsciously). Similarly Katia*, who used to morph with me in our early days at the BEA, being a (consciously) heterosexual girl, actually liked BE art. The way we like to see our own gender's sexual features enhanced, though, is somehow only objective: Katia enjoyed looking at big tits, but for sure she wouldn't wish to suck their nipples as much as I would (make the symmetrical statement about me and...).

I guess this is the kind of relationship many women can have with BE. Both online and in so-called real life, though, I have met a few girls who, being lesbian or bisexual, expressed something more than objective interest for big breasts and BE morphs and stories.

Now, I have to admit that, like many other perverted males, I have a passion for lesbians. There is something about two women having sex that brings to mind perfection. My passion doesn't stop at Traci & SaRenna in girl-girl action, though (this would do for anyone else, I suppose): it extends to real-life and virtual friendship. One reason is, I sometimes wonder how a (so-called) normal average woman can be attracted by the average us, men, hairy beings still so close to orangutans in the evolutionary scale: this has made me think that lesbians have understood everything about life (although I am grateful to the so-called normal average woman for not having understood everything about life yet). And, in case you've never tried it, let me tell you that nothing is funnier than making hardhat-type remarks about girls passing by together with a lesbian.

On a more serious side, I happen to be that kind of guy girls refer to as "the boy I can talk to" (this usually means: the boy I am never gonna fuck, 'cause I enjoy unburdening all my problems onto him... sigh...). This allowed me to learn from a pair of real-life lesbian friends how complicated a lesbian's or a bi's life can get. I am not talking about the declared, self-possessed homosexual woman: I am talking about young, insecure teens and their stories. Stories full of doubts, hidden desires, little lies and big frustrations in the family, and sometimes guilt and loneliness.

Because of this, few things make me happier than an e-mail from a lez telling me how she got horny looking at my morphs - especially when she gives me...ahem...a detailed description of her reactions. Let me just say this: it is the kind of feedback that makes life worth morphing.

This has, in turn, made me wonder if there is a particular kind of BE stuff that lesbians and bi girls especially like. Tastefulness seems the key word: a lesbian won't approach a busty lady with a masculine "Hey, I luv yer big tits. Wanna fuck?" - just as she won't enjoy a low-quality or badly expanded BE pic. She won't be satisfied with the common BE story scheme: gal's breasts grow/gal has sex/end of story. She doesn't need overflowing expansions or aerostatic balloons, just that kind of fantastic, rare touch that turns a pic or a story into an erotic dream. I think that what I actually enjoy in the lesbians and bi-gals I know is creativity: that mysterious quality that, when it's about sexual fetishes, is sometimes sadly lacking among us neo-orangutans. Thus, if you are a morpher experiencing inflater's block (the BE version of writer's block), just look for a lesbian friend. She'll help you for sure, and you won't even guess how.

* I have made about 300 morphs and maybe 50 of them were four-hand jobs (not to be confused with four hand-jobs), but the people I meet surfing around keep recognizing me as "the one who morphs with Katia". So, let me take this chance to close the issue, by dropping a few short answers to questions I am commonly asked about her:

1. No, she is not my girlfriend, nor my wife, my mom, my daughter, or my landlady.

2. No, she is not a J- nor an E- nor a D-cup, she hasn't had implants, I dare say she might be a B-cup at most.

3. No, I have never BE'd her, she has never PE'd me (hmmm... that sounds ambiguous...).

4. No, I'll never post pics of her around, because: (a) people would recognize her (she hasn't got a blurry indistinguishable face such as TW's ex); and (b) she would be considered SPAM in any big-breast site, because of the reasons outlined under point (2) above.

5. No, she is not single. You can't marry her. You can't even do roleplay with her unless you speak perfect Italian (dirty words included), for her English is non-existent.

6. No, she is not interested in viewing your penis, no matter how big it is.

7. No, she is also not interested in expanding your penis, take it in any sense you want.

8. Despite what is said under point (2), she hasn't got any problem or envy towards buxom or BE stuff (should she?), even though her breasts are small: just as I have no trouble with PE even though my own you-know-what is not at all as big as the ones that can be created through morphing. And I am not gay, at least not consciously (did I already say that?) :-).