| |
|
NEWSNIPS
LATER,
THEY DISCOVERED THAT A TRADITIONAL BRITISH DIET WOULD WORK
JUST AS WELL
"In
1881, F. Parsons of Gracechurch Street, London, registered
a patent for corsets with "expandable busts". Rubber bags
in the top of the corsets were provided with a short tube
fitted with a suitable mouthpiece whereby the "busts" may
be expanded as required when the corset is on the body."
-- www.ritualmag.co.uk
WHERE'S
THE BEEF, BIG MAC?
Sure, it might make you a record-breaker, but Androstenedione,
the hormone supplement popularized by Mark McGwire, also shrinks
your testicles and expands your breasts. Finally: science
has developed a painless chemical method to transform men
into... really butch women...
|
TOTALLY
OFF-TOPIC
PROMOTING LUST BEFORE LIFE
In
the mid 1980's, while the AIDS epidemic still dominated the public's
attention, a media controversy developed over the touchy subject
of condom commercials. Fearful of backlash from morally conservative
viewers, the major US television networks --NBC, ABC, and CBS --
refused to air commercials produced by condom manufacturers. Worse,
they rejected public service announcements promoting condom use
that were produced by AIDS awareness organizations.
That
was almost fifteen years ago. Today, AIDS infects 40,000 new victims
per year in the US, and continues to spread rapidly through any
part of the world's population that receives insufficient safe-sex
education. Years after the initial controversy, the television networks
agreed to limited airing of public service announcements promoting
the use of condoms. Nothing during the 8pm-to-9pm "family hour",
of course; the networks still believe that it would be demographic
suicide to promote condom use to the generation of Americans who
most need to hear the message.
Meanwhile,
the networks continue their refusal to air condom manufacturers'
commercials, apparently still holding to their original objection
that condom commercials promote immorality. Why, then, do they cheerfully
broadcast Viagra commercials without restrictions?
Is
a drug that gives people erections somehow less offensive to some
than a device that prevents people from contracting potentially
fatal sexually transmitted diseases? Is the generation of erectile-dysfunctional,
affluent older white men who form Viagra's target audience somehow
more likely to practice safe sex than other demographic groups,
or to use their just-repaired boners only in morally-acceptable
congress with their marital partners? Are the television networks
mostly owned and managed by affluent older white men?
Gosh,
I don't know... what do YOU think?
|