Only two people sent me solutions to the sonnet "Washington Crossing the Delaware", viz:

James Jones
and
Lyndon Green

Congratulations to them! Eglerio! For those of you who didn't see the secret, here it is (I quote Green's message to me):

Every line of this sonnet is an anagram of the title. Quite brilliant! I've never seen anything like it before!

...and Jones wrote:

Thanks for sharing it with us -- it's a gorgeous bit of word play.

So, take their word if not mine: if you didn't see the secret, or didn't even see the sonnet, admire it now that you do know the secret...

Washington Crossing the Delaware
A hard, howling, tossing water scene:
Strong tide was washing hero clean.
"How cold!" Weather stings as in anger,
O silent night shows war ace danger!
The cold waters swashing on in rage,
Redcoats warn slow his hint engage.
When general's star action wish'd "Go!"
He saw his ragged continentals row.
Ah, he stands -- sailor crew went going
And so this general watches rowing.
He hastens. Winter again grows cold;
A wet crew gain Hessian stronghold.
George can't lose war with's hands in.
He's astern -- so, go alight, crew, and win!

That's all for tonight. It's late, the full moon is shining through my cell window (monastery cell, you cynic!): I'll go on tomorrow, but now I just can't...

can't...

ca....

HAH!!
It worked!
My curse worked!

Last full moon I had so much fun raiding that prissy Stephan's files that I put a curse on BEhavior and its staff, to delay the next issue until the next full moon -- and here it is! I'm getting good at cursing (and I don't mean the easy kind of &\@£#!% cursing, I've never had any trouble with that).

So now I can raid the files again: this time it'll be anime or manga ("animanga", that jerk calls it, typically stupid name). Haven't got much time, but I'll try not to duplicate recent stuff from the Gallery: hard to do, since 10 days have disappeared from the Members' Gallery. Here's an index so you can see the stuff you'll be gettin: CLiCK! Anyway, if there are a few reposts, it doesn't hurt (if you think it does...bite me.) I'll try to find the real raunchy or gruesome stuff that the "Saint" pretends not to fancy.

'Course there's plenty of stuff he does fancy that I do too. Check out this one, CLiCK! for example: I think he was grooming her for his mascot (note the cute crosses on her hair, ain't that sweet?) Here's a more devilish one CLiCK!, she could be my mascot -- or, even better, this one, by Arcticwind. CLiCK!

I mean, you gotta hand it to Stephan, he does like big tits, and this animanga stuff has lots of that. I mean, if you like big tits CLiCK! -- really big tits CLiCK! -- really really big tits CLiCK! -- animanga has them. CLiCK!

Then again, a great ass CLiCK! is a great asset too CLiCK! -- as long as you don't forget the great gazongas. CLiCK! Myself, I lean more towards the rough and ready broads CLiCK! that flourish in this genre -- whether they're cute CLiCK! or nasty. CLiCK!

Of course sometimes these tough babies get bested in a fight CLiCK! and have to pay the consequences. CLiCK! And that brings us to a second favorite theme of mine in animanga: the suffering damsel. CLiCK! Here again she can be winsome CLiCK! or not CLiCK! as long as she's seen to suffer CLiCK! (possibly even with clothes still on). CLiCK! And here's one I'm sure Stephan didn't want you to see. CLiCK!

That's all I can manage now; to close it off, one of my favorites (a tarted-up repost, but as I said above, if you don't like it, bite me!) CLiCK!

I beg to remain, gentlemen, yr least obedient serpent, Nahpets