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JUDGE
OAF is Senior Judge of the Superior Court of the BE-Archive.
He is a proud citizen of "Nawth Kalina", and is married to the
buxom and fiercely erotic Miz Judge Oaf (lucky him!) His hobbies
include making wholesale "adjustments" to the BE-Archive Judicial
Code. Mostly for his own personal exploitation and enjoyment.
Hizzoner dispenses Justice to a grateful, adoring, if somewhat
puzzled, citizenry. |
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FRANZ
is
the F of F&K, the hard-working Italian morpher
couple Franz75 & Katia, and has always had a big mouth.
Since he wore short pants, he has spent most of his time busting
his schoolmates' balls with his ideas on such things as the
Existence of the Supernatural, the Meaning of Life, Immortality,
and Tits. Today, few things have changed (apart from his pants):
having specialized in the study of formal logic, he started
to morph, and he claims he won't stop until he has calculated
the golden section of boobs. Feeling sure he'll never find it,
Chili Palmer agreed to host his works. Franz lives on in the
vain illusion that what he does is art, and that one day he'll
have his own gallery in the Peggy Guggenheim Museum. His friends
are too kind to tell him the truth. |
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PLATO
VOLTAIRE is one of the most prolific writers of BE fiction today.
He also serves as a story and concept consultant for several
cable networks. The increasing number of busty police women
on cable action series and movies can be directly attributed
to Plato's efforts. He hopes that one day that Boobs in Blue
will be made into an actual series. We wish him the best of
luck in all of his future endeavours. |
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ST
STEPHAN has some bad news, and some other bad news which has
turned into good news. The bad news is that his progress towards
true sainthood is gravely imperiled by numerous local and interweb
distractions. The other bad news is that his penchant for huge
breasts and his intercourse with the Breast Expansion Archive
was recently discovered when a brother came upon the Archbishop,
uh, enjoying - flagrante delicto - Stephan's copious
collection. Well, since it was the Archbishop himself, the upshot
is that Stephan has been named missionary to big-breast lovers
everywhere, with residence at the BEA. And like any good
missionary, he must be fluent in the language of his flock,
viz. big boobs, as a means of bringing you to the Bosom of the
Church (see?). So, gratia Deo, expect more memorable
mammary material from His Holiness, but rather more directed
towards the True Faith than of late (cf. the Thanksgiving and
Christmas/St Stephen's Day contributions). And rest assured
that St Stephan intends to derive complete fulfillment from
his missionary position. |
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Sanitized
for your safety: JUSTMEMIKE writes the "Mai Pehn Rai"
column for BEhavior and the "Also On Video"
column for R & D. JMM also handles recruitment of new
writers for BEhavior. Contact him for story submissions.
When he isn't at the keyboard, you might find JMM at a baseball
game, or on some vacation in Europe or Asia. And he loves cats
and dogs. |
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BAD
IRVING's bio: Don't you get tried of reading the same author
bios month after month? (Yea, like we change or something) Don't
confuse the issue with the facts. The fact is, my history is
not complete. Rather, it doesn't say much at all yet. So, I
have been asked to come clean. In order to come clean, obviously,
I need to bathe first. Here I am, just as naked as a jay bird
in my bubble bath. At last I am clean, and can reveal the real
Bad Irving to the masses. While I am rising out of the tub,
it hits me. Heck, you don't want me to come clean; it's all
a scam to see me naked! So, I rapidly cover my crotch and stick
out my tongue. Oh crap, that won't do! This is the BEarchive,
you all want to see my boobies! My hands fly to my tits, and
then I realize my crotch is exposed again! Its time to dive
for the concealment of those bubbles. Finally, I am safe at
last. Wait... you there! Get your hands off that stopper!!!
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GONZO
is thankful for your gracious attention. |
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