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here comes a time in life when we have to put silliness behind us. The problem is, when I put silliness behind me, people laugh at my ass. Rather, let us say that life is not free. There is a price that we pay for all things in life (though I think to pay by losing one's sense of humor would be too high a price for anything). As we look about us, we can see how everything has a price. There will be many a turkey on an American's table this week. There was a price paid at the grocer --and in many other places and ways-- to make that happen.

There was also a price paid by our forefathers to make this land a reality. Back at the first Thanksgiving, the Puritans not only thanked God for their survival, but thanked their Indian friends for their assistance. Had it not been for the Indians, there might not have been a first Thanksgiving in America. Of course, the Indians were rewarded with the virtual annihilation of their race, and when the US sees that Indians can make money gambling today, they promptly declare such activities illegal, thereby carrying on our great tradition of Indian bashing. There's a little more irony and pain in that statement than humor.

However, the ideals of Thanksgiving, ah, they are good and worthwhile: to acknowledge our survival in the face of adversity, to share our good fortune with others, to give thanks and be generous. Those are pretty nice things, despite the shafting we gave the Indians. (Hey, hang on, I am part Indian! O.K., I shafted myself.)

If we can acknowledge the good things in Thanksgiving, understand that our bounty is to be shared, and remember that one must pay a price to get to Thanksgiving... if we can do these things, we might just become a better people. The thing about Thanksgiving is that it should be a selfless holiday, and not a selfish one. To help another is the greatest joy that can be brought into one's home on this day. Thanksgiving is a time to share our good fortune.

 
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ne of the ways that we can share in this spirit (not talking about any more Indians; there are some good points there, but we are going to let them lie)... As I was saying, one of the ways we can improve ourselves is to share in the spirit of that first Thanksgiving, a spirit that thrived on the brotherhood of man, a spirit that saw in the death of one man the death of all men, a spirit of peace and cooperation. It is this spirit of helping our fellow men and acknowledging our good fortune that has lead the United States and its allies to allow peace to settle in the Balkans. In the little known area of Bosnia, where genocide reigned in the early 1990's, there is peace today.

As with the first Thanksgiving, there is a price that has been paid to get to the Thanksgiving itself. In this case, besides the terrible and ugly price that civil war and ethnic strife has brought to the Bosnians, the allied nations today pay their own price in keeping peace in that war-torn land. They pay a price in young men and treasure. These are the Peacekeepers (the soldiers that enforce the Dayton Peace Accords) and the rebuilding effort. They are our price for a Thanksgiving there. We can neither build the world nor be our brother's keeper; but we can help in some places. This is a place where we can help, and pay that price to get to a Thanksgiving.

For me, Thanksgiving is coming a little late this year. You see, I don't go to Bosnia to become one of the Peacekeepers until Sunday, November 28; a good three days after Thanksgiving on Thursday. It doesn't matter though; I can share good fortune anytime, and I am not limited to one day a year.

Happy Thanksgiving.

I'll write again in 9 months, when I get back.

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-- Bad Irving

P.S. I am also thankful to hear that Bosnian women have big boobs!

 
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