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Stacker,
who is making his first appearance in BEhavior, isn't
the kind of guy who kisses and tells; he's the kind of guy who
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Plato Voltaire is one of the most prolific writers of
BE fiction today. He also serves as a story and concept consultant
for several cable networks. The increasing number of busty police
women on cable action series and movies can be directly attributed
to Plato's efforts. He hopes that one day that Boobs in Blue
will be made into an actual series. We wish him the best of
luck in all of his future endeavours.
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Arc
Tangent is the pseudonym of a regular BEArchive visitor
who regularly contributes irregular material to BEhavior. |
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Palomine
is a modern male mammal living in Los Angeles, California. He
interests include women and technology, and he divides most
of his time between these two pursuits. |
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Sanitized for your safety: JustMeMike writes the
"Mai Pehn Rai" column for BEhavior and the
"Also On Video" column for R & D. JMM also
handles recruitment of new writers for BEhavior. Contact
him for story submissions. When he isn't at the keyboard, you
might find JMM at a baseball game, or on some vacation in Europe
or Asia. And he loves cats and dogs.
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St Stephan, our European Bureau Chief and associate
editor, has been more than usually preoccupied with the struggle
against Evil, wherein he has some good tidings and some bad
tidings to relate: the good is that he thinks he has been able
to repress the demon Nahpets by getting stoned out of
his gourd when the moon is full. (A second demon was trying
to possess the BEA last week and, despite being repulsive
himself, was repulsed by the united forces of Good -- though
it remains to be seen whether the exorcism will have lasting
effect.) The bad news is that Stephan's stoned condition
has been noticed and frowned upon by the canonization committee,
thereby jeopardizing his aspirations to sainthood. The committee
is now pondering Stephan's argument that, after all,
his namesake got canonized precisely by being stoned.
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Bad Irving's bio: Don't you get tried of reading the
same author bios month after month? (Yea, like we change or
something) Don't confuse the issue with the facts. The fact
is, my history is not complete. Rather, it doesn't say much
at all yet. So, I have been asked to come clean. In order to
come clean, obviously, I need to bathe first. Here I am, just
as naked as a jay bird in my bubble bath. At last I am clean,
and can reveal the real Bad Irving to the masses. While I am
rising out of the tub, it hits me. Heck, you don't want me to
come clean; it's all a scam to see me naked! So, I rapidly cover
my crotch and stick out my tongue. Oh crap, that won't do! This
is the BEarchive, you all want to see my boobies! My hands fly
to my tits, and then I realize my crotch is exposed again! Its
time to dive for the concealment of those bubbles. Finally,
I am safe at last. Wait... you there! Get your hands off that
stopper!!! :-P
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Judge
Oaf is Senior Judge of the Superior Court of the BE-Archive.
He is a proud citizen of "Nawth Kalina", and is married to the
buxom and fiercely erotic Miz Judge Oaf (lucky him!) His hobbies
include making wholesale "adjustments" to the BE-Archive Judicial
Code. Mostly for his own personal exploitation and enjoyment.
Hizzoner dispenses Justice to a grateful, adoring, if somewhat
puzzled, citizenry.
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Gonzo
wishes every day could be Halloween due to an unfortunate wax
lips addiction. |
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