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   25 October: St Crispian's Day
   
 

As you all know, "This day is call'd the feast of Crispian" - and, as you also undoubtedly remember, the anniversary of the Battle of Agincourt, where on 25 October 1415, the English forces under King Henry V wiped out a numerically superior French army. As a result, Henry gained control of a large part of France, married the French princess, and would have become King of France had he outlived the French king. Henry's pep talk to his troops is one of the best-known speeches of Shakespeare's historical plays, and can be heard in the classic film version of Henry V (also in a surprisingly stirring version in the Danny DeVito movie Renaissance Man):

   
 

 

This day is call'd the feast of Crispian:
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.

He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say, To-morrow is Saint Crispian:
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say, These wounds I had on Crispin's day....

And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered,--
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers....
(Henry V, IV:iii)

But what I am concerned with here is not the historical importance of the Battle of Agincourt, nor its place in literature, but its little-known contribution to social intercourse (that's social, O ye debauched ones): the gesture familiarly known as "the finger" or "the bird". The following bit of research is not my own (except for minor editorial changes): I found it in the monastery archives under the name Sarah W. Soderlund, dated 23 January 1997. I have been unable to trace Ms. (Prof.?) Soderlund, but she shows a flair for sociohistorical research of the first water.

At the onset of the battle the French, anticipating an easy victory over an English army one-fourth their size, loudly boasted that they would cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger yeomen would be rendered incapable of fighting in the future, since it would be impossible for them to draw the renowned English longbow. This famous weapon was made of the native English yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

Much to the dismay of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the defeated French by waving their middle fingers at them, shouting, "See, we can still pluck yew! PLUCK YEW!"

Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative 'f', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with an intimate encounter. It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird".

And yew thought yew knew everything.

   
  An English yeoperson ready to pluck yew
(Note the position of the middle finger.)

Redrawn by Otis Sweat from the Ballyhoo Tapestry, Mathom Collection, Michel Delving
 
    model: BUSTY DUSTY   photocollage: ST STEPHAN
  painting: OTIS SWEAT