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At
first blush the index of forbidden images, i.e. posts considered
off-topic and therefore subject to deletion, might seem obvious.
Since my last two articles (In Nomine Archivi
and
The BEA Pentateuch) covered what types of posts are welcome,
i.e. on-topic, in the BEA Gallery, everything else could be
deemed off-topic. But this is not so cut and dried as it might
first appear. This page will be my last (gratia Dei)
on topicality at the BEA, and will examine this remainder,
i.e. off-topic and marginal posts.
When Owner first appointed moderators in the UG, their mandate
was to eliminate spam and off-topic posts. His declaration
is no longer online, but I remember words to the effect that
"off-topic" posts included illegal posts (such as child pornography
and bestiality) as well as those vicious and obscene posts
whose only purpose was to attack other participants. Obviously
such posts could not and will not be tolerated. Equally obviously
there are other categories of off-topic posts: male homosexuality,
to pick an obvious one (but who could conceive of a gay raid
on the BEA?), or landscapes, or family-album pics (unless
some family members are on-topic!).
A glance at the Users' Gallery, however, will show numerous
posts which fall outside the category of large breasts, but
which have nevertheless been deemed acceptable by many participants
- and, above all, by the moderators, since the posts were
not removed. Such posts are in a limbo between off-topic and
on-topic, leading to disagreement among participants and moderators.
I will go over several types of these "marginal posts" now.
Jokes: There are occasional gallery posts intended only
as a joke, without any connection to big breasts. One common
example, which has fortunately become unnecessary with the
advent of moderators, was a can of Spam with a caption
such as "Please stuff this in your own mouth and keep it out
of the Gallery!" Not exactly a laff riot, I know, but there
have been really good jokes. The most hilarious cartoon I
have seen in years was posted by MyCroft, who had to post
it in halves in order to scale it down to UG size, allowing
me to perform a public service now by presenting it in its
uncut glory (I've also taken the liberty of editing the English
slightly).
MyCroft
hesitated to post this because it was off-topic, until I pointed
out that the lady has sufficiently large breasts to justify
its posting, and I think we are the richer for it - but have
we missed other comic masterpieces because they were felt
to be off-topic? I feel that the BEA would benefit by regaining
some of the humor it had last year, in the Forums as well
as the Gallery - and it need not always be strictly on-topic.
Pictures peripherally related to breasts - such as the
recently-posted bra showing size tag. Other possibilities
include pictures of:
- the
strap-on appendages used by the latex princesses;
- artists
active in the big-boob field (e.g. Russ Meyer, though most
available pictures of him seem to feature on-topic models
anyway);
- faces
or other non-mammillary anatomical close-ups of big-breasted
models we all know and love.
OBE: not Order of the British Empire, much as some of
the models posted here might deserve that honor, but Other-than-Breast
Expansion, e.g. butt expansion, penis expansion, elbow
expansion, also waist reduction, leg lengthening - heck, give
her a nose job while you're at it. (There is a good argument,
however, that nipple expansion is a subset of breast expansion
and therefore completely on-topic). I know many participants
are dead set against OBE posts. I'm not a fan of OBE myself,
but I feel that it is marginally valid as a cousin of breast
expansion. After all, the technique is presumably the same,
and it is conceivable that OBE morphers might want to compare
notes with BE morphers.
"Morph-me": The most frequent and most controversial type:
pictures of small-breasted, even flat-chested women as subjects
for the morphers to ply their trade on. I hope it is universally
accepted that breast expansion has a place at the Breast Expansion
Archive, albeit not the exclusive one some have believed or
would like, and morphers do need raw material to work on.
The trouble is, morph candidates are not in themselves on-topic:
they are only potentially on-topic, and a large number
of morph-me posts will lead to acrimony. Such posts definitely
fall into the marginal category.
So: these are the categories that fall into the limbo between
on- and off-topic (there may of course be others I haven't
thought of). Each is cherished by some and abhorred by others.
To try to ensure domestic tranquility, I think (as usual)
there should be a guideline for posts (and thus for moderators)
in these categories; clearly, given their tenuous claim to
topicality, the right to post them is more limited than the
standard on-topic posts. I guess the de facto limit
of ten on-topic posts has gained general acceptance (though
personally I think ten is a little high, and should be a size
rather than numerical limit): I propose a limit of one
post per person per day for posts falling within these
marginal categories.
As always, such a guideline is only a guideline, subject to
the discretion and judgment of the moderators. And I would
advise those who resent such a limit on their favorite category
to consider this guideline as a protection of minority rights
rather than just a restriction. Without any guideline everything
is left up to the moderators, and a moderator who hates, say,
OBE posts is likely to delete all that occur. Remember that
the final output of moderation is the least common denominator:
it's obvious that the moderators do not work as a group but
individually, and if each deletes his bête noire nothing
marginal is likely to survive. If there exists a guideline
of one post per person a day (for example), individual preferences
have some protection - as do the great majority who do not
share those preferences.
In medio stat virtus.
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