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  Some of you know that languages are my second love (or third, if you count the first as two -- I don't, because I like them in pairs) and I sometimes post remarks (or once, even an entire article) in languages other than English. Now, I doubt that many of you out there in Cyberspace are interested in posting entire threads in, say, French (as was recently done, partly in response to my above-mentioned article). Sure, if some of you French or Spanish or Vietnamese speakers want to get together for some mutual back-slapping (Vietnamese back-slapping? a new form of martial arts?), go right ahead and more power to ye; but of course your audience will be severely limited.

It is far more likely that you would want to write a foreign name, word or phrase: you might, for some reason, want to mention Düsseldorf, mañana, or pièce de résistance -- and you want to get it right. I mean, "I'll get back to you manana" just doesn't cut the mustard, does it? ("Yes! We have no mananas...") Or perhaps you'd like to put in a caption in the model's native language (like the four examples given).
   
  
  Supernénés français (il y a du monde au balcon)
   
  If that's the case, I may be able to help those of you who are as computer-illiterate as I am. I mean, many of you, glancing at the following content, might say, "Hey, everybody knows that." Well, not everybody does. It took me some time to work things out (and I had some help from experts like TransPonder), but that might, in a way, be better for those of you who, like me, need simple, complete explanations. So...here goes.

We can't deal with the most exotic languages, of course: we are talking about the major tongues of Europe and how to post needed special characters of the Roman alphabet. As usual with Windows, there are several possible methods. All of these should work with all kinds of Windows applications, including Word, Notepad, email, forum and gallery posts, and even file names.
   
  
  A major tongue of Europe
   
 

The first, and easiest, method is to download a set of those oddball letters, which you can then copy and paste into any message. Here are all the characters needed for French, German, Italian and Spanish. You can highlight this list or Appendix 1, copy and paste into a text or Word file (or, if you prefer, download Appendix 1 HERE; I'll explain the appendix's accompanying numbers in the next paragraph):

FRENCH
é è à ù â ê î ô û ë ç Ç


GERMAN
ä ö ü Ä Ö Ü ß


SPANISH
á é í ó ú Á É Í Ó Ú ü ñ Ñ ¡ ¿

ITALIAN
à è ì ò ù À È Ì Ò Ù

   
  
  Deutsche Riesenübergrößebüstenhaltersprengende Brüste
(Holz vor der Hütte)
   
 

If you want a more complete list, covering (I think) all Western European (but not Slavic) languages, copy Appendix 2 the same way, or download it HERE. Or if you want the complete list of high-level ASCII characters, including the ordinary English alphabet and mathematical and other symbols, go HERE.

   
  
  Tettone italiane (È stata "la soubrettina" nella "Città delle donne" di Fellini)
   
 

Although that first method is the easiest, I rarely use it, I'm really not sure why. Somehow it seems more convenient, when I'm in the middle of a post or letter, to use the ASCII code. Here's how it's done: each character in Appendix 1 or 2 (or any of the 256 ASCII characters you find on the webpage I just gave a link to) has a number. If you hold down the ALT key and, on the numeric keypad, type 0 (zero) and that number, then release the ALT key, you get the associated character. Example: hold ALT, type 0241, release ALT...and you should have typed ñ.

   
  
  Tetonas españolas (o decimos, almenos, hispánicas)
   
 

Of course, you still need to consult the list to know which number to type -- I have the short list taped to the side of my computer -- but it's still somehow more satisfying than copy+paste. Remember to hold the ALT key down while you type the numbers on the numeric keypad (the keyboard numbers above QWERTYUIOP won't work).

There is a third method, but it depends on your system configuration. Many Notepad, Wordpad or Word applications have a built-in multilanguage function. If you experiment with these, holding down either CTRL or ALT or both CTRL+ALT while you type a letter (normally a vowel), it may give you a special character. Notepad on my computer in the cloister library automatically transfers " or ~ or ` or ' to the following letter, so that typing them before u, n, a or e yields, respectively, ü, ñ, à and é. Or you may have to hold ALT or CTRL+ALT while you type the signs, then release and type the letter. As I say, you'll have to experiment.

Finally: as I said above, we can't deal with exotic languages using other alphabets, like Russian, Arabic or Japanese. For these you need special software. There is one exception, Greek. I don't know Greek, but I occasionally post a known word or phrase just for fun. Eurhka! Greek letters can be posted in HTML (which works in forum and gallery posts) because there is a font for mathematical symbols, which includes the Greek alphabet. When you follow these instructions you must type < > where I have used { } (if I used < > all the instructions would be in Greek letters). So:

Type {font face = symbol}, type your Greek text here, then end the Greek by typing {/font}. The Greek letters correspond to the obvious Roman-letter equivalent, so "a" will give you a, b = b, Gg = Gg, etc.

The following are the not-so-obvious Roman equivalents:

Hh = Hh
Qq =
Qq
Cc =
Cc
Yy =
Yy
Ww =
Ww
and V =
V (the final form of s).

Have fun...but gnwqi seauton!

   
   
   

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FRENCH

233 é
232 è
224 à
249 ù
226 â
234 ê
238 î
244 ô
251 û
235 ë
231 ç
199 Ç

GERMAN

228 ä
246 ö
252 ü
196 Ä
214 Ö
220 Ü
223 ß

ITALIAN

224 à
232 è
236 ì
242 ò
249 ù

SPANISH

225 á
233 é
237 í
243 ó
250 ú
193 Á
201 É
205 Í
211 Ó
218 Ú
252 ü
241 ñ
209 Ñ
161 ¡
191 ¿

 
   
   
   
   

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  191 ¿
192 À
193 Á
194 Â
195 Ã
196 Ä
197 Å
198 Æ
199 Ç
200 È
201 É
202 Ê
203 Ë
204 Ì
205 Í
206 Î
207 Ï
208 Ð
209 Ñ
210 Ò
211 Ó
212 Ô
213 Õ
214 Ö
215 ×
216 Ø
217 Ù
218 Ú
219 Û
220 Ü
221 Ý
222 Þ
223 ß
224 à
225 á
226 â
227 ã
228 ä
229 å
230 æ
231 ç
232 è
233 é
234 ê
235 ë
236 ì
237 í
238 î
239 ï
240 ð
241 ñ
242 ò
243 ó
244 ô
245 õ
246 ö
247 ÷
248 ø
249 ù
250 ú
251 û
252 ü
253 ý
254 þ
255 ü
 
   
 
    models: LOLO FERRARI, EUROPE DiCHAN, NATALIA
  MÜHLHAUSEN, DONATELLA DAMIANI, KITTEN NATIVIDAD