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Plato Voltaire is one of the most prolific writers
of BE fiction today. He also serves as a story and concept consultant
for several cable networks. The increasing number of busty police
women on cable action series and movies can be directly attributed
to Plato's efforts. He hopes that one day that Boobs in Blue
will be made into an actual series. We wish him the best of
luck in all of his future endeavours. |
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Palomine is a modern male mammal living in Los
Angeles, California. He interests include women and technology,
and he divides most of his time between these two pursuits.
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Contributor and Boob-Cruise survivor sc
lives by this motto: "Try to avoid getting involved with somebody
who's gonna need killing before it's over. It may seem to you
that that narrows the field somewhat, but be diligent." |
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Bad Irvingwas a young strapping lad; wait, no, was she
a young lass who liked to be strapped? Hmm... Houston, we have
a problem... It seems the authors have been let loose to write
their own bios! (Which, for the uninformed in the world, is
how author bio's get done anyway. What, you thought they hired
a private dick to run down all this info? Heck no! We write
it ourselves.) That brings me back to me: I can write whatever
I want! The only restriction is that I have to be brief. So
with no further ado and before they cut me off, let me say that
Bad Irving really is... out of time and space! :-P |
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Preferring to remain a man of mystery, master archivist and
lapdance technician Chili Palmer has ignored innumerable
requests for a brief biography. |
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Judge Oaf is the Senior Judge of the Superior Court
of the BEArchive. He dispenses high, middle and low justice
on behalf of an adoring and grateful citizenry. |
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TransPonderis the most computer-literate of the many
personalities inhabiting the body he shares, and thus the one
who becomes dominant whenever there's a computer nearby. Having
so many guys in one head has always been a source of contention
among himselves, but now that he's had to add a fourth life
in the "real" world the arguments go on for hours... which makes
getting anything at all done quite a feat. |
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Franzis the F of F&K, the hard-working
Italian morpher couple Franz75 & Katia, and has always
had a big mouth. Since he wore short pants, he has spent most
of his time busting his schoolmates' balls with his ideas on
such things as the Existence of the Supernatural, the Meaning
of Life, Immortality, and Tits. Today, few things have changed
(apart from his pants): having specialized in the study of formal
logic, he started to morph, and he claims he won't stop until
he has calculated the golden section of boobs. Feeling sure
he'll never find it, Chili Palmer agreed to host his works.
Franz lives on in the vain illusion that what he does is art,
and that one day he'll have his own gallery in the Peggy Guggenheim
Museum. His friends are too kind to tell him the truth. |
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Sanitized for your safety: JustMeMike writes the
"Mai Pehn Rai" column for BEhavior and the
"Also On Video" column for R & D. JMM also
handles recruitment of new writers for BEhavior. Contact
him for story submissions. When he isn't at the keyboard, you
might find JMM at a baseball game, or on some vacation in Europe
or Asia. And he loves cats and dogs. |
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St Stephan,our European Bureau Chief, has been more
than usually preoccupied with the struggle against Evil, wherein
he has some good tidings and some bad tidings to relate: the
good is that he thinks he has been able to repress the demon
Nahpets by getting stoned out of his gourd when the moon
is full. (A second demon was trying to possess the BEA
last week and, despite being repulsive himself, was repulsed
by the united forces of Good -- though it remains to be seen
whether the exorcism will have lasting effect.) The bad news
is that Stephan's stoned condition has been noticed and
frowned upon by the canonization committee, thereby jeopardizing
his aspirations to sainthood. The committee is now pondering
Stephan's argument that, after all, his namesake got
canonized precisely by being stoned. |
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As his name might suggest, The Other MacMan is
BEhavior's resident evangelist of all things Macintosh.
What his name might not suggest, however, is that he is also
BEhavior's resident evangelist of all things Asian and
busty -- especially Japanese model Jun Kusanagi. He divides
his time between his Jun fan site, looking at or for big tits,
and even doing the odd bit of 'real' work -- amazingly, his
wife manages to tolerate all of this. He has also become BEhavior's
resident "gripe guy", since BEhavior's original
contributor of that name disappeared without a trace. No topic
is too big or too dangerous for him to tackle; indeed, for TOMM
it's a case of the tougher the better. The 'Other' part of his
name (as well as the title of his column) refers to his somewhat
alternative way of looking at things, due to the fact that he
hails from downunder (or, in the immortal words of ex-Aussie
Prime Minister Paul Keating, the arse end of the world), so
he sees everything upside down. |
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Columnist MyCroft (age 51) disappeared in 1993
after claiming to have discovered the unofficial porn collection
of the Vatican. He hasn't been the same since he returned two
years ago. Wrote a book on brainwashing techniques. Tries to
give up his longtime habit of sleep to have a second life at
night. |
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gonZo heads the Body Cavity Search Division of the Interstate
Exotic Dancer Regulatory Commission, where their motto is: Things
are looking up. Your ass. |
