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Sometimes
months go by without a single major breast-related news
story, but with millions of women in the world lugging
around approximately two boobs and one attitude apiece,
BEhavior's NewsNips file tends to fill up pretty
quickly. Let's take a look... |
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| INFLATABLE
DOLL GIVES BIRTH... TO HER OWN MOM! |
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Loni Anderson (the fiftyish blonde bombshell who became
a television star, underwent a breast reduction, and endured
a very public failed marriage) will join the cast of V.I.P.,
the television show starring Pamela Anderson Lee (the
thirtyish blonde bombshell who became a television star,
underwent a breast reduction, and endured a very public
failed marriage). Ms. Anderson will play a recurring role
as Ms. Anderson Lee's mother. This phenomenon will repeat
itself every twenty years from now until Doomsday. |
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| BUT
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THEM GOOFBALLS! |
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"Let
me put it this way, if anybody believes it, I brand them
an ignorant goofball." -- Britney Spears' mother, reponding
to speculation that Ms Spears has undergone breast augmentation
surgery. |
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| AND
HOW WOULD THAT WORK? DIVINE INTERVENTION?
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"I
wouldn't mind having bigger boobs, but I would never have
plastic surgery... only au naturel." -- actress Nicole
Kidman (sic). |
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| SHOULD
I ANSWER THOSE FOR YOU? |
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"You
know how your ears start ringing when people talk about
you? My tits were ringing. Everywhere I went, I thought
people were just looking straight at my chest." --
actress Pamela Anderson Lee. |
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| ONE
WOMAN'S POISON IS ANOTHER MAN'S MEAT... |
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After
being catcalled by construction workers a few times too
often, Kitten "I gotta get me another nickname"
Reynolds picketed the construction company, wearing a
bra made out of pork chops and carrying a sign on which
she'd written her objection to being treated like a piece
of meat. Reynolds apparently intended her costume to be
a statement of her disgust, but one can only imagine how
many male passers-by asked her if she'd like a little
gravy with those. |
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| ...BUT
ONE WOMAN'S MEAT IS ANOTHER WOMAN'S POTATOES... |
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"Some women can be completely gay. I'm not one of them.
When I do it, though, I like really trashy porno girls
... Like porno 44DD, and they have to be really aggressive.
Otherwise, why bother?" -- musician Courtney
Love, quoted in Jane magazine.
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| OF
COURSE NOT. THAT WOULD BE FATAL. |
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"It's
not like I was Dolly Parton one day and Kate Moss the
next." -- actress Pamela Anderson Lee again. |
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