C H I L I   P A L M E R ' S  
BE
MORPHSOFTHEWEEK
 
FOR THE
FORTNIGHT OF
SATURDAY
6/19/99
THROUGH
FRIDAY
7/2/99
 
 
THEY'RE ONLY OPINIONS, BUT THEY'RE ALL MINE...
   
 

If you haven't already done so, be sure to hop on over to Ladybumps Stories and download four-part saga "Hot Ultra-Buxom Loving" by Richard O. Steele. It's not BE per se, but I've loved everything he's written. The gist of his stories. The protagonist is a good looking, incredibly over-endowed stud with remarkable staying power and recovery capabilities, and all the women are walking BEA fantasies. Don't worry about having to read three-quarters of the story to get to the sex; it comes early and often (and so will you). Chili tips his hat to you, sir, and looks forward to more of your writing.

And speaking of stories, did you catch "The Contest" as it sped through the alt.sex.stories newsgroup? A research scientist has a created a new elixer which increases men's semen production by 500x, with a concomitant increase in size as well. After a nurse "handily" demonstrates its effects on a test subject, the Doctor offers 1,000 shares of the soon to be public stock to anyone who can swallow an entire load for 10 minutes without spilling a drop. A DD-cup sized volunteer gives it her best shot. Very nice work.

   
   
THE BE ROLL CALL
   
   

THIS WEEK'S GALLERY BE ARTISTS (AND THE NUMBER OF MORPHS THEY CONTRIBUTED)

Thanks to all the artists who contributed in the last two weeks:

 

   
 
Absimiliard (1) IAMX (1)
Annonymouse (1) J (4)
Anonymous (1) Jutta (16)
Axle (2) KC (1)
Bob (1) Magic (0)
Bonfire (3) MORFY (2)
Boober (2) MorphMonger (19)
btd (2) Mr. Boobaholic (5)
Col. Morphermor (8) Mr. Fufu (3)
Coyote (5) MWA (3)
Dikfer (6) Mystery Man (4)
Dr. Ivan (1) Niven (5)
eDD (8) Qaz (3)
Franz75 & Katia (6) Santa (1)
Flash Bird (7) Silver Bullet (1)
Friday (2) Sinister (1)
Gimp (2) Some Sort of Guy (1)
Goldorak (1) Tommy (6)
Gunbuster (1) Victor Scale (3)
   
   
LET'S SEE WHO'S SPANKING IT AND
WHO'S CRANKING IT LATELY...
   
 
No doubt tired after posting so many new morphs and reposting his entire catalog, Absimiliard contributed just one morph this period, another babe from foxes.com. Meanwhile, Annonymouse returned with a grotesque mega-fatty morph, and there was a (rightfully) anonymous upload of Casey James on the beach, utterly pixilated. Axle posted two more "hanger" morphs, Bob goo'd a model up against a wall, but Bonfire delivered two of his best morphs to date--the SCORE lineup gals and a phenomenal shot of Alyssa Alps. Boober expanded a chubby amateur, and old pro btd was paid the ultimate compliment when someone asked if his Minka upload was real or a morph.

Celebrating the grand opening of his new gallery, Colonel Morphermor handed out eight new nubile nymphs, and my favorite carnivore, Coyote, returned to drop off a bunch of muscle babes. Still not a fan of the face/head morphs, but I can endure that for the rest of the package. "Wall.jpg" was my favorite of the bunch. Dikfer continued to spit into the wind, tug on Superman's cape and pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and poorly morph the same women time after time after time. Dr. Ivan delivered another of his patented morphs, and eDD showed us his excellent taste in models (cuz it's just like mine!).

How about Franz? He just keeps getting better and better, and now that he can actually see, he might just do something amazing. How do pick from among his selections? Not an easy task, let me tell you. Another surprise return was from Flash Bird, who dropped by to deliver seven new morphs in his own inimitable style (all of which can be viewed in his gallery here at GOR). Friday took time out from his "sweatermeat" Yahoo club and ripping spammer Harald to generate two new morphed wonders, and the Gimp showed some good taste in models and needs just a little more work to get to the next level. From Goldorak we got a morph of a model in a knit bra and panty set, IAMX did a blurry morph request of amateur Adrianne, and J returned from Japan, showing the proper use of gill nets.

Jutta gave a number of blurry morphs and one rather good one of Japanese Yuki (before and after), KC delivered a Britney Spears morph (actually her head on a nude model's body), Do you believe in Magic? Not when he remorfs dozens of already perfect morphs by some of greatest artists (how presumptuous to think you can improve a ZZ or JS morph!). Kudos to MorphMonger for telling it like it is. My hat is off to MORFY, who wrote me after I criticized his work last time and demonstrated an uncommon sense to his approach to work and life, and then showed how capable he is in morphing breasts by delivering a tasty slim-n-stacked model, although he couldn't resist rounding out her ass, too. My thanks, sir. Speaking of MorphMonger, he's on a roll, with 19 new morphs this period. Did you catch what he did to Claudia's waist? And that Jenna Jameson morph was simply outstanding! Mr. Boobaholic continued to experiment with PowerGoo, and Mr. Fufu did his best work to date on Adara Michaels.

There's a new gun in town, and its initals are MWA. For the uninitiated, this is an acronym for "Morphers With Attitude." It's the start of a program by one of our greatest morphers to get more contributions from his fellow artists who might otherwise be worried about losing their anonymity. If you are an artist who is interested in joining MWA, write me and I'll forward your info on to the head honcho. Speaking of anonymous, many thanks to the Mystery Man for his varied uploads this period, and welcome to Niven, whose initial contributions were a bit fuzzy but definitely showed promise, and we welcomed back Qaz, who demonstrated that having only half a keyboard is no impediment to nice morphing. I've never understood the multi-breast fascination, so this 4-breasted Heather Kozar "gift" from Santa makes me glad I'm Jewish, while Silver Bullet also found his way home with a Busty Dusty morph. From Sinister came a Liz Hurley morph, and Some Sort of Guy (not be confused with Al, Some Sort of Dog) demonstrated the gravitational effects available onboard Babylon 5. Good ol' Tommy gave us some outstanding Playboy morphs this week, especially his Marilyn Cole rendering. Finally, Victor Scale gave us the first three in what I hope will be a long line of fitness/bikini morphs.

   
   
MY JUDGING CRITERIA
   
 

I look at: quality of the morph, quality and uniqueness of the model and/or the original shot, and that special quality I call the "gasp-effect" -- looking at a thumbnail and actually letting out a little moan in anticipation of its unveiling. Until we get the production of morphs back to its previous level, both the clothed and unclothed awards have been combined. And, of course, my own personal prejudices about what I like to see on the screen. Morphs appearing only in an artist's own gallery are not eligible for medals (however, I will do a separate review of them), and one medal awarded per week for an artist. (Hey, it's my section!)

   
   
BE MORPH OF THE WEEK WINNERS
   
 

MWA MWA626.jpg

With only three awards spread out over two weeks, there's bound to be some very deserving candidates go unrewarded, but such is the task I have set for myself. This fortnight's uploads were capped by the introduction of Morphers With Attitude, with this construction cutie building the way to brighter, bustier future. Seamless, even when magnified at 400%, with nipples poking through the too small white t-shirt, this is the quintessence of BE morphing.
   
 

Franz75
& Katia
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the_Corset.jpg

Hot on her tail is yet another Franz75 & Katia contribution, this one featuring Pandora Peaks cinching her waist down even more in this lovely pink corset, which, of course, leads to an even larger looking bustline. F&K have perfectly accentuated her cleavage, and expanded the fabric of the corset without losing any of the clarity. An excellent lesson in clothed morphs for one and all to view.
   
 

Bonfire Swiss alps.jpg

Many thought Bonfire's "SCORE" lineup girls would be the one to pick, but that shot is too sterile for me, no matter how good the morphing is. So, I selected his Alyssa Alps morphs instead. Effectively doubling her breast size, Bonfire manages to maintain the correct skin tone and shape of the breasts as Alyssa no doubt takes a break from carrying the twins around all day.
   
   
 

Thanks to everyone who has written me with questions or comments. Is there something you'd like to see here at ACOC? Are you an artist who'd like his work displayed here? The only way I'll know is if you tell me, so feel free to write and let me know what you like, dislike, or would like to see more of. I'm happy to answer any questions I can. E-mail me @ chilipalmer99@yahoo.com.

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'Til next time,

Chili Palmer
Curator,
A CUP OF CHILI

 
    featured models: UNKNOWN, PANDORA PEAKS, & ALYSSA ALPS