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C H I L I
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MORPHSOFTHEWEEK
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FOR
THE
FORTNIGHT OF
SATURDAY
6/19/99
THROUGH
FRIDAY
7/2/99
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OPINIONS, BUT THEY'RE ALL MINE... |
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If you
haven't already done so, be sure to hop on over to Ladybumps
Stories and download four-part saga "Hot Ultra-Buxom Loving"
by Richard O. Steele. It's not BE per se, but
I've loved everything he's written. The gist of his stories.
The protagonist is a good looking, incredibly over-endowed
stud with remarkable staying power and recovery capabilities,
and all the women are walking BEA fantasies. Don't worry about
having to read three-quarters of the story to get to the sex;
it comes early and often (and so will you). Chili tips his
hat to you, sir, and looks forward to more of your writing.
And speaking
of stories, did you catch "The Contest" as it sped through
the alt.sex.stories newsgroup? A research scientist has a
created a new elixer which increases men's semen production
by 500x, with a concomitant increase in size as well. After
a nurse "handily" demonstrates its effects on a test subject,
the Doctor offers 1,000 shares of the soon to be public stock
to anyone who can swallow an entire load for 10 minutes without
spilling a drop. A DD-cup sized volunteer gives it her best
shot. Very nice work.
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| THE
BE ROLL CALL |
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THIS
WEEK'S GALLERY BE ARTISTS (AND THE NUMBER OF MORPHS
THEY CONTRIBUTED)
Thanks
to all the artists who contributed in the last
two weeks:
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| Absimiliard
(1) |
IAMX
(1) |
| Annonymouse
(1) |
J
(4) |
| Anonymous
(1) |
Jutta
(16) |
| Axle
(2) |
KC
(1) |
| Bob
(1) |
Magic
(0) |
| Bonfire
(3) |
MORFY
(2) |
| Boober
(2) |
MorphMonger
(19) |
| btd
(2) |
Mr.
Boobaholic (5) |
| Col.
Morphermor (8) |
Mr.
Fufu (3) |
| Coyote
(5) |
MWA
(3) |
| Dikfer
(6) |
Mystery
Man (4) |
| Dr.
Ivan (1) |
Niven
(5) |
| eDD
(8) |
Qaz
(3) |
| Franz75
& Katia (6) |
Santa
(1) |
| Flash
Bird (7) |
Silver
Bullet (1) |
| Friday
(2) |
Sinister
(1) |
| Gimp
(2) |
Some
Sort of Guy (1) |
| Goldorak
(1) |
Tommy
(6) |
| Gunbuster
(1) |
Victor
Scale (3) |
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LET'S
SEE WHO'S SPANKING IT AND
WHO'S CRANKING IT LATELY... |
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No doubt
tired after posting so many new morphs and reposting his entire
catalog, Absimiliard contributed just one morph this
period, another babe from foxes.com. Meanwhile, Annonymouse
returned with a grotesque mega-fatty morph, and there was
a (rightfully) anonymous upload of Casey James on the beach,
utterly pixilated. Axle posted two more "hanger" morphs,
Bob goo'd a model up against a wall, but Bonfire
delivered two of his best morphs to date--the SCORE lineup
gals and a phenomenal shot of Alyssa Alps. Boober expanded
a chubby amateur, and old pro btd was paid the ultimate
compliment when someone asked if his Minka upload was real
or a morph.
Celebrating
the grand opening of his new gallery, Colonel Morphermor
handed out eight new nubile nymphs, and my favorite carnivore,
Coyote, returned to drop off a bunch of muscle babes.
Still not a fan of the face/head morphs, but I can endure
that for the rest of the package. "Wall.jpg" was my favorite
of the bunch. Dikfer continued to spit into the wind,
tug on Superman's cape and pull the mask off the old Lone
Ranger and poorly morph the same women time after time after
time. Dr. Ivan delivered another of his patented
morphs, and eDD showed us his excellent taste in
models (cuz it's just like mine!).
How
about Franz? He just keeps getting better and better,
and now that he can actually see, he might just do something
amazing. How do pick from among his selections? Not an easy
task, let me tell you. Another surprise return was from
Flash Bird, who dropped by to deliver seven new morphs
in his own inimitable style (all of which can be viewed
in his gallery here at GOR). Friday took time out
from his "sweatermeat" Yahoo club and ripping spammer Harald
to generate two new morphed wonders, and the Gimp
showed some good taste in models and needs just a little
more work to get to the next level. From Goldorak
we got a morph of a model in a knit bra and panty set, IAMX
did a blurry morph request of amateur Adrianne, and J
returned from Japan, showing the proper use of gill nets.
Jutta
gave a number of blurry morphs and one rather good one of
Japanese Yuki (before and after), KC delivered a
Britney Spears morph (actually her head on a nude model's
body), Do you believe in Magic? Not when he remorfs
dozens of already perfect morphs by some of greatest artists
(how presumptuous to think you can improve a ZZ or
JS morph!). Kudos to MorphMonger for telling
it like it is. My hat is off to MORFY, who wrote
me after I criticized his work last time and demonstrated
an uncommon sense to his approach to work and life, and
then showed how capable he is in morphing breasts by delivering
a tasty slim-n-stacked model, although he couldn't resist
rounding out her ass, too. My thanks, sir. Speaking of MorphMonger,
he's on a roll, with 19 new morphs this period. Did you
catch what he did to Claudia's waist? And that Jenna Jameson
morph was simply outstanding! Mr. Boobaholic continued
to experiment with PowerGoo, and Mr. Fufu did his
best work to date on Adara Michaels.
There's
a new gun in town, and its initals are MWA. For the
uninitiated, this is an acronym for "Morphers With Attitude."
It's the start of a program by one of our greatest morphers
to get more contributions from his fellow artists who might
otherwise be worried about losing their anonymity. If you
are an artist who is interested in joining MWA, write
me and I'll forward your info on to the head honcho. Speaking
of anonymous, many thanks to the Mystery Man for
his varied uploads this period, and welcome to Niven,
whose initial contributions were a bit fuzzy but definitely
showed promise, and we welcomed back Qaz, who demonstrated
that having only half a keyboard is no impediment to nice
morphing. I've never understood the multi-breast fascination,
so this 4-breasted Heather Kozar "gift" from Santa
makes me glad I'm Jewish, while Silver Bullet also
found his way home with a Busty Dusty morph. From Sinister
came a Liz Hurley morph, and Some Sort of Guy (not
be confused with Al, Some Sort of Dog) demonstrated
the gravitational effects available onboard Babylon 5. Good
ol' Tommy gave us some outstanding Playboy morphs
this week, especially his Marilyn Cole rendering. Finally,
Victor Scale gave us the first three in what I hope
will be a long line of fitness/bikini morphs.
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| MY
JUDGING CRITERIA |
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I
look at: quality of the morph, quality and uniqueness
of the model and/or the original shot, and that special
quality I call the "gasp-effect" -- looking at a thumbnail
and actually letting out a little moan in anticipation
of its unveiling. Until we get the production of morphs
back to its previous level, both the clothed and unclothed
awards have been combined. And, of course, my own
personal prejudices about what I like to see on the
screen. Morphs appearing only in an artist's own gallery
are not eligible for medals (however, I will do a
separate review of them), and one medal awarded per
week for an artist. (Hey, it's my section!)
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| BE
MORPH OF THE WEEK WINNERS |
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With
only three awards spread out over two weeks, there's bound to
be some very deserving candidates go unrewarded, but such is
the task I have set for myself. This fortnight's uploads were
capped by the introduction of Morphers With Attitude,
with this construction cutie building the way to brighter, bustier
future. Seamless, even when magnified at 400%, with nipples
poking through the too small white t-shirt, this is the quintessence
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Hot
on her tail is yet another Franz75 & Katia contribution,
this one featuring Pandora Peaks cinching her waist down even
more in this lovely pink corset, which, of course, leads to
an even larger looking bustline. F&K have perfectly accentuated
her cleavage, and expanded the fabric of the corset without
losing any of the clarity. An excellent lesson in clothed morphs
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Many
thought Bonfire's "SCORE" lineup girls would be the one
to pick, but that shot is too sterile for me, no matter how
good the morphing is. So, I selected his Alyssa Alps morphs
instead. Effectively doubling her breast size, Bonfire
manages to maintain the correct skin tone and shape of the breasts
as Alyssa no doubt takes a break from carrying the twins around
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Thanks
to everyone who has written me with questions or comments.
Is there something you'd like to see here at ACOC? Are
you an artist who'd like his work displayed here? The
only way I'll know is if you tell me, so feel free to
write and let me know what you like, dislike, or would
like to see more of. I'm happy to answer any questions
I can. E-mail me @ chilipalmer99@yahoo.com.
Oops,
almost forgot...
The new home of A Cup of Chili, Jr. is:
A
CUP OF CHILI, JR.
Bookmark It Today!
Now
featuring...
The
entire TW's Ex-Girlfriend gallery!
Cheviot's
BE Morphs!
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'Til
next time,
Chili
Palmer
Curator,
A CUP OF CHILI
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