C H I L I   P A L M E R ' S  
BE
MORPHSOFTHEWEEK
 
FOR THE
EXTENDED
WEEK OF
SATURDAY
6/5/99
THROUGH
FRIDAY
6/18/99
 
 
THEY'RE ONLY OPINIONS, BUT THEY'RE ALL MINE...
   
 
You know it's silly season at the BEA when we get original morphs uploaded at a whopping 10kb, ruining an otherwise fine morph by Atar...I love the Dolly/Deja pix, but can ya upload some new ones? Puh-leeze, how many times do we gotta see the same ones?...Can someone explain Isabellite to me, please?...My eternal gratitude to sc for the Richard Java morphs...Were you as surprised as I was to find out this was just the second morph of Traci Topps by MorphMonger?...More Britney Spears, please! Morphed, unmorphed, vidcaps, doesn't matter...Why do Catholics give up meat on Fridays? One glimpse at MORFY's uploads that evening will explain everything...Kudos to Mr. Boobaholic. You may not be the most PC guy at the BEA, but you're A-OK in my book...Can you believe the length of Seevie's MPEGS? Woo-hoo! I've GOT TO rent Femalien now...
   
   
CHILI NEEDS YOUR HELP...
   
 
Recently, on a visit to my fave local topless bar (as opposed to my fave strip club), I spied a stunning redhead with rather nice, large natural breasts. I put down my pool cue and threw a few dollars at her, and told her when she got offstage to visit with me. It took me awhile, but when I asked her, "Did you pose in SCORE a few months ago?", she shyly said yes. You'll recognize her as Hunter. Anyway, when the subject got around to Tawny Peaks, her eyes glowed. Turns out she knows Tawny and, in fact, cared for her kid while TP was on the road. What she'd really like to see is the Maury Povich show where Tawny talks about her breast reduction. So, if anyone out there has a copy of the tape they can dupe for me, you'd have my (and Hunter's) eternal gratitude. E-mail me if you can help out.
   
   
THE BE ROLL CALL
   
   

THIS WEEK'S GALLERY BE ARTISTS (AND THE NUMBER OF MORPHS THEY CONTRIBUTED)

Thanks to all the artists who contributed in the last two weeks:

 

   
 
Absimiliard (12) Join (2)
Alex Soeiro (1) JRC (1)
Atar (4) Jutta (2)
Axle (7) Kyle Shank (1)
BombayDuk (1) The Magnifier (3)
Bonfire (6) MORFY (4)
BraBuddy (9) MorphMonger (21)
btd (11) Mr. Boobaholic (1)
Col. Morphermor (1) Mr. Fufu (2)
Coyote (1) Mystery Man (5)
Dikfer (3) NIB (1)
Dr. Ivan (4) No One In Particular (1)
EM-T (1) R (1)
The Engineer (3) Shifter (4)
Franz75 & Katia (1) smgfan (1)
Friday (1) Spiceman (1)
Fuzzy (9) S.Y. (1)
Hunter S. Creek (1) Tommy (7)
Inflate123 (1) Victor Scale (1)
J (1) Zx (1)
   
   
LET'S SEE WHO'S SPANKING IT AND
WHO'S CRANKING IT LATELY...
   
 
With 140 morphs by 40 artists over the last two weeks and the return of some lost (but not forgotten) friends, this was an exciting fortnight at the BEA. Leading off with Absimiliard, who posted 12 new morphs along with the rest of his catalog, allowing everyone who may have missed some to fill in their collections. Fine work, Abs. Brazil's Alex Soeiro was heard from again, with a chunky amateur, and Atar returned with four new ones, including a pixilated (and stunning) Petra Verkaik. After several disappointments, Axle "rose" to the occasion with a bondage scene of amazonian Fantasia, and BombayDuk returned with a bikini-clad, silly hat wearing Sable Holiday morph. Up in the great white north, Bonfire raged again, blazing the gallery with six new portraits of pulchritudinous peaches, and new artist BraBuddy chose, naturally enough, clothed models for his eight selections.

Keeping busy, as usual, was btd, with more varied selections from his vast archive, including another (too small) Fantasia in bondage pic. Colonel Morphermor's single upload this time was worth looking for, and look who else dropped by...Coyote, whose morph of this black Playboy model (Karin Taylor?) shows us how sorely his unique vision has been missed. Fortunately for us, Dikfer appears to be slowing down his production, but Dr. Ivan appears to be in the groove again. His morph of European megababes Chloe and Linsey Dawn is a keeper for any serious collector. Another refugee returns with a bang, as EM-T takes lingerie modeling to a new level, and The Engineer gives us three more from his classic series of stroy morphs. In about two weeks, we should see him break 100, all of which are (or will be) available in his exclusive gallery right here in the Gallery of Rogues (end commercial).

A perennial favorite target of Franz75 & Katia, Pandora Peaks undergoes another cyber-surgery under the skilled scalpel of my young Italian friend. Friday managed to unearth another Chili fetish, turning "wifey" into a BE'd giantess. Whew! Fuzzy's best was camouflage wearing model from Foxes.com, and speaking of giantess fetishes, there was also a rare morph by Hunter S. Creek, combining both Teen BE with the giantess action. Few have done as much for the BE scene as Inflate123, and now he gifts us with two more lycra-clad BE'd models, and Japan's J gave us another topheavy Tokyo tootsie. Join's two morphs were vidcaps from Charmed, and, finally finished with all the snowblowing chores his wife assigned him, JRC celebrated with another wonderful Sable morph. Welcome back, Johnny!

Jutta returned with two more personal amateur morphs, Kyle Shank gave us a muscular bathing beauty BE'd, and The Magnifier gave us a nice clothed morph of superfox brunette Angela. But MORFY? Sorry, but why would anyone want to morph fat and make it fatter? Not the boobs, mind you, the fat. Huh? On a more pleasant topic, MorphMonger announced that he has saved 25 morphs during his hiatus, and gave us 21 of them, including the specially commissioned Ashley Juggs morphs that Ashley seems no longer interested in (nor is she interested in the BEA any longer, apparently. Ah well, such is life.) Taking time out from his "spamming" ways, Mr. Boobaholic repented long enough to give us a morph of former PMOY Victoria Silvstedt. Another mister, this one Mr. Fufu, finally figured out how to set the scan settings so that the images don't come out HUGE, just the boobies. Mystery Man had the opposite problem: huge boobs, small images, but he is fixing that, now, thankfully. Nice work on the Busty Dusty morph, MM.

From NIB came a scratchy amateur photo morph, and No One In Particular morphed Ashley Juggs yet again. As best as I could decipher, "R" gave us still another magnificent Ashley morph. I checked my files, couldn't find a duplicate in my old Ashley Gallery from ACOC, so I am assuming it's an original. If that's the case, then we have ourselves a budding star on our hands, folks (or an established one using a pseudonym). Shifter's three morphs got progresssively better, and weren't we lucky he waited to do Shae Marks last? Now that the final Buffy has an air date, smgfan celebrated with a Vanna White morph (didn't know she was still alive), while the Spiceman helped himself to a Foxes.com model. What's this--S.Y. completed the NEBM alumni hat trick (along with JRC and Friday) with a new morph of Sugar Kane. As usual, Tommy gave a number of well-hung and low slung Playboy morphs, and a special request vidcap morph of Jennifer Love Hewitt, and rookie artist Victor Scale showed off a fitness model at the beach, and Zx finishes up with a Busty Dusty morph.

   
   
MY JUDGING CRITERIA
   
 

I look at: quality of the morph, quality and uniqueness of the model and/or the original shot, and that special quality I call the "gasp-effect" -- looking at a thumbnail and actually letting out a little moan in anticipation of its unveiling. Until we get the production of morphs back to its previous level, both the clothed and unclothed awards have been combined. And, of course, my own personal prejudices about what I like to see on the screen. Morphs appearing only in an artist's own gallery are not eligible for medals (however, I will do a separate review of them), and one medal awarded per week for an artist. (Hey, it's my section!)

   
   
BE MORPH OF THE WEEK WINNERS
   
 

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This was probably the most difficult judging I've ever had to make. I had to bypass a lot of friends this week for other artists whose work has often gone unnoticed or underappreciated. But remember, it is my choice. If you think it's easy, then write me and let me know. That said, congratulations to Absimiliard for his first gold medal from Chili. His work on playmate Carrie Stevens (when did she become a redhead?) was truly non-pareil. A spectacular original scan, perfectly lighted (as only Playboy can do), a model in a perfect pose for morphing (leaning slightly forward, plenty of cleavage exposed in her lingerie), and then the follow through by the artist left me gasping for air every time I viewed it.
   
 

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Even more controversial might be my choice for silver, Axle's shot of Fantasia in in arm restraints, nipple chains and blindfolded. Yes, the edges are a little blurry, but this is another example of the model and photo choice overcoming imperfect execution by the artist. A memorable shot.
   
 

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Finally, I celebrate MorphMonger's triumphant return to the UG with a bronze for his "katmorph." I don't recognize this particular Playboy model, but can any adjective other than "smoldering" be used to describe her look into the camera? Add eight inches to her bustline and voila, it's magic.
   
   
 

Thanks to everyone who has written me with questions or comments. Is there something you'd like to see here at ACOC? Are you an artist who'd like his work displayed here? The only way I'll know is if you tell me, so feel free to write and let me know what you like, dislike, or would like to see more of. I'm happy to answer any questions I can. E-mail me @ chilipalmer99@yahoo.com.

'Til next time,

Chili Palmer
Curator,
A CUP OF CHILI

 
    featured models: CARRIE STEVENS, FANTASIA, KAT OBERLE