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C H I L I
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MORPHSOFTHEWEEK
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FOR
THE
EXTENDED
WEEK OF
SATURDAY
6/5/99
THROUGH
FRIDAY
6/18/99
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| THEY'RE ONLY
OPINIONS, BUT THEY'RE ALL MINE... |
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You know
it's silly season at the BEA when we get original morphs
uploaded at a whopping 10kb, ruining an otherwise fine morph
by Atar...I love the Dolly/Deja pix, but can ya upload
some new ones? Puh-leeze, how many times do we gotta see the
same ones?...Can someone explain Isabellite to me, please?...My
eternal gratitude to sc for the Richard Java morphs...Were
you as surprised as I was to find out this was just the second
morph of Traci Topps by MorphMonger?...More Britney Spears,
please! Morphed, unmorphed, vidcaps, doesn't matter...Why do
Catholics give up meat on Fridays? One glimpse at MORFY's
uploads that evening will explain everything...Kudos to Mr.
Boobaholic. You may not be the most PC guy at the BEA,
but you're A-OK in my book...Can you believe the length of Seevie's
MPEGS? Woo-hoo! I've GOT TO rent Femalien now...
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| CHILI
NEEDS YOUR HELP... |
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Recently,
on a visit to my fave local topless bar (as opposed to my fave
strip club), I spied a stunning redhead with rather nice, large
natural breasts. I put down my pool cue and threw a few dollars
at her, and told her when she got offstage to visit with me.
It took me awhile, but when I asked her, "Did you pose in SCORE
a few months ago?", she shyly said yes. You'll recognize her
as Hunter. Anyway, when the subject got around to Tawny Peaks,
her eyes glowed. Turns out she knows Tawny and, in fact, cared
for her kid while TP was on the road. What she'd really like
to see is the Maury Povich show where Tawny talks about her
breast reduction. So, if anyone out there has a copy of the
tape they can dupe for me, you'd have my (and Hunter's) eternal
gratitude. E-mail me if you can help out. |
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| THE
BE ROLL CALL |
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THIS
WEEK'S GALLERY BE ARTISTS (AND THE NUMBER OF MORPHS
THEY CONTRIBUTED)
Thanks
to all the artists who contributed in the last
two weeks:
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| Absimiliard
(12) |
Join
(2) |
| Alex
Soeiro (1) |
JRC
(1) |
| Atar
(4) |
Jutta
(2) |
| Axle
(7) |
Kyle
Shank (1) |
| BombayDuk
(1) |
The
Magnifier (3) |
| Bonfire
(6) |
MORFY
(4) |
| BraBuddy
(9) |
MorphMonger
(21) |
| btd
(11) |
Mr.
Boobaholic (1) |
| Col.
Morphermor (1) |
Mr.
Fufu (2) |
| Coyote
(1) |
Mystery
Man (5) |
| Dikfer
(3) |
NIB
(1) |
| Dr.
Ivan (4) |
No
One In Particular (1) |
| EM-T
(1) |
R
(1) |
| The
Engineer (3) |
Shifter
(4) |
| Franz75
& Katia (1) |
smgfan
(1) |
| Friday
(1) |
Spiceman
(1) |
| Fuzzy
(9) |
S.Y.
(1) |
| Hunter
S. Creek (1) |
Tommy
(7) |
| Inflate123
(1) |
Victor
Scale (1) |
| J
(1) |
Zx
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LET'S
SEE WHO'S SPANKING IT AND
WHO'S CRANKING IT LATELY... |
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With 140
morphs by 40 artists over the last two weeks and the return
of some lost (but not forgotten) friends, this was an exciting
fortnight at the BEA. Leading off with Absimiliard,
who posted 12 new morphs along with the rest of his catalog,
allowing everyone who may have missed some to fill in their
collections. Fine work, Abs. Brazil's Alex Soeiro was
heard from again, with a chunky amateur, and Atar returned
with four new ones, including a pixilated (and stunning) Petra
Verkaik. After several disappointments, Axle "rose"
to the occasion with a bondage scene of amazonian Fantasia,
and BombayDuk returned with a bikini-clad, silly hat
wearing Sable Holiday morph. Up in the great white north,
Bonfire raged again, blazing the gallery with six new
portraits of pulchritudinous peaches, and new artist BraBuddy
chose, naturally enough, clothed models for his eight selections.
Keeping
busy, as usual, was btd, with more varied selections
from his vast archive, including another (too small) Fantasia
in bondage pic. Colonel Morphermor's single upload
this time was worth looking for, and look who else dropped
by...Coyote, whose morph of this black Playboy
model (Karin Taylor?) shows us how sorely his unique vision
has been missed. Fortunately for us, Dikfer appears
to be slowing down his production, but Dr. Ivan appears
to be in the groove again. His morph of European megababes
Chloe and Linsey Dawn is a keeper for any serious collector.
Another refugee returns with a bang, as EM-T takes
lingerie modeling to a new level, and The Engineer
gives us three more from his classic series of stroy morphs.
In about two weeks, we should see him break 100, all of which
are (or will be) available in his exclusive gallery right
here in the Gallery of Rogues (end commercial).
A perennial
favorite target of Franz75 & Katia, Pandora Peaks undergoes
another cyber-surgery under the skilled scalpel of my young
Italian friend. Friday managed to unearth another Chili
fetish, turning "wifey" into a BE'd giantess. Whew! Fuzzy's
best was camouflage wearing model from Foxes.com, and
speaking of giantess fetishes, there was also a rare morph
by Hunter S. Creek, combining both Teen BE with the
giantess action. Few have done as much for the BE scene as
Inflate123, and now he gifts us with two more lycra-clad
BE'd models, and Japan's J gave us another topheavy
Tokyo tootsie. Join's two morphs were vidcaps from
Charmed, and, finally finished with all the snowblowing
chores his wife assigned him, JRC celebrated with another
wonderful Sable morph. Welcome back, Johnny!
Jutta
returned with two more personal amateur morphs, Kyle Shank
gave us a muscular bathing beauty BE'd, and The Magnifier
gave us a nice clothed morph of superfox brunette Angela.
But MORFY? Sorry, but why would anyone want to morph
fat and make it fatter? Not the boobs, mind you, the fat.
Huh? On a more pleasant topic, MorphMonger announced
that he has saved 25 morphs during his hiatus, and gave us
21 of them, including the specially commissioned Ashley Juggs
morphs that Ashley seems no longer interested in (nor is she
interested in the BEA any longer, apparently. Ah well,
such is life.) Taking time out from his "spamming" ways, Mr.
Boobaholic repented long enough to give us a morph of
former PMOY Victoria Silvstedt. Another mister, this
one Mr. Fufu, finally figured out how to set the scan
settings so that the images don't come out HUGE, just the
boobies. Mystery Man had the opposite problem: huge
boobs, small images, but he is fixing that, now, thankfully.
Nice work on the Busty Dusty morph, MM.
From NIB
came a scratchy amateur photo morph, and No One In Particular
morphed Ashley Juggs yet again. As best as I could decipher,
"R" gave us still another magnificent Ashley morph.
I checked my files, couldn't find a duplicate in my old Ashley
Gallery from ACOC, so I am assuming it's an original.
If that's the case, then we have ourselves a budding star
on our hands, folks (or an established one using a pseudonym).
Shifter's three morphs got progresssively better, and weren't
we lucky he waited to do Shae Marks last? Now that the final
Buffy has an air date, smgfan celebrated with a Vanna
White morph (didn't know she was still alive), while the Spiceman
helped himself to a Foxes.com model. What's this--S.Y.
completed the NEBM alumni hat trick (along with JRC
and Friday) with a new morph of Sugar Kane. As usual,
Tommy gave a number of well-hung and low slung Playboy
morphs, and a special request vidcap morph of Jennifer Love
Hewitt, and rookie artist Victor Scale showed off a
fitness model at the beach, and Zx finishes up with
a Busty Dusty morph.
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| MY
JUDGING CRITERIA |
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I
look at: quality of the morph, quality and uniqueness
of the model and/or the original shot, and that special
quality I call the "gasp-effect" -- looking at a thumbnail
and actually letting out a little moan in anticipation
of its unveiling. Until we get the production of morphs
back to its previous level, both the clothed and unclothed
awards have been combined. And, of course, my own
personal prejudices about what I like to see on the
screen. Morphs appearing only in an artist's own gallery
are not eligible for medals (however, I will do a
separate review of them), and one medal awarded per
week for an artist. (Hey, it's my section!)
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| BE
MORPH OF THE WEEK WINNERS |
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This was probably the most difficult judging I've ever had to
make. I had to bypass a lot of friends this week for other artists
whose work has often gone unnoticed or underappreciated. But
remember, it is my choice. If you think it's easy, then
write me and let me know. That said, congratulations to Absimiliard
for his first gold medal from Chili. His work on playmate
Carrie Stevens (when did she become a redhead?) was truly non-pareil.
A spectacular original scan, perfectly lighted (as only Playboy
can do), a model in a perfect pose for morphing (leaning slightly
forward, plenty of cleavage exposed in her lingerie), and then
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Even more controversial might be my choice for silver, Axle's
shot of Fantasia in in arm restraints, nipple chains and blindfolded.
Yes, the edges are a little blurry, but this is another example
of the model and photo choice overcoming imperfect execution
by the artist. A memorable shot. |
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Finally, I celebrate MorphMonger's triumphant return
to the UG with a bronze for his "katmorph." I don't recognize
this particular Playboy model, but can any adjective
other than "smoldering" be used to describe her look into the
camera? Add eight inches to her bustline and voila, it's
magic. |
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Thanks
to everyone who has written me with questions or comments.
Is there something you'd like to see here at ACOC? Are
you an artist who'd like his work displayed here? The
only way I'll know is if you tell me, so feel free to
write and let me know what you like, dislike, or would
like to see more of. I'm happy to answer any questions
I can. E-mail me @ chilipalmer99@yahoo.com.
'Til
next time,
Chili
Palmer
Curator,
A CUP OF CHILI
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