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BEMUSEMENTS ALL
SERIOUSNESS ASIDE...
TRANSPONDER Lately
I've noticed a lot of requests for an ID of a
picture posted in the User Gallery here at the BEA.
I can understand that question when it's applied to
an obscure or long-retired lady or to a newcomer on
the big-bust scene, but I can't quite fathom how
someone who has a large collection could post a
well-known image of a famous model or dancer and
admit their inability to identify her. I don't
claim to be an expert (they're not worth listening
to anyway; if you want good answers, ask a pert),
but I have seen a few tens of thousands of images.
Apparently some of you still don't know how to
search the
Models Page at Danni's Hard
Drive yet. Maybe
it's time I helped those of you with less Web skill
to get a handle on some of the women you should be
able to name on sight. I'll
leave it to the continuous stream of posts in the
Users Gallery to show the silicone sisters; most of
them have Websites by now, so searching for a model
by name will often find a page or two for her.
They're not my cup of tea anyway; that's more the
style of my comrade BEHAVIORist
Chili Palmer, or fellow Quizmaster Saint Stephan.
(I note with some dismay that even The Saint is
prone to this sin, however; apparently the Library
of Alexandria wasn't as well-stocked as was thought
to be the case.) I'm more interested in a rarer
bird: the slim and stacked, all-natural
wunderbabes. I
now present to you the first of what I hope will be
a series of informal tests designed to separate the
men from the boobhounds. I've gathered a charming
coterie of ladies from my own massive collection,
and arranged them for you to identify. A few of the
gals have more than one known alias, so think
carefully before you make your choice. Come
browse through my first delightful dozen, and see
how well your bird-watching skills measure up. If
you make it all the way to the end, your reward
will be some of the best pictures of the featured
females, lovingly selected from my archives. Just
don't get caught cheating; you know how dangerous I
can be to those who won't play by the
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