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(some of you may find my repeated use of "messing with" annoying; well, it was the first good phrase I could think of...)

POV: Randy, a college freshman, finds the Remote [3135(+1)]

  1. Randy gets revenge on his ex-girlfriend at her workplace, a clothing store [405]
    1. Following Abby through the mall [378]
      1. Messing with a local TV news reporter [10]
        1. Messing with the TV news broadcast [3]
        2. Turning the reporter into a hooker [1]
      2. Messing with a table of teens on the food court [364]
        1. Messing with another table of teens [6]
        2. Messing with a family in the mall [314]
          1. Messing with the mall cops and other people [187]
            1. Randy visits the mall police station [68]
              1. Messing with the parents of shoplifters [2]
              2. Randy visits a local awards ceremony [50]
                1. Brett and Trish's date [28]
                  1. Messing with people at a pizza parlor [5]
                    1. Truth or Dare [4]
                  2. Randy goes to a graduation ceremony [17]
                    1. Randy visits a miniature golf course [6]
                2. Messing with the musical act [11]
              3. Randy goes to the Home Shopping Network [6]
                1. Randy moves on to QVC [0]
            2. Randy visits a health club [55]
              1. Aerobics class [22]
                1. Extra buttons on the Remote [4]
                2. Workout equipment room [12]
                  1. Messing with a Japanese businessman and his translator [11]
                    1. Randy is caught by a government agent [1]
              2. Showers [6]
              3. Locker Rooms [0]
              4. Aerobics class 2 [24]
                1. Randy goes home with Marjorie Mandelberg [14]
                  1. Randy visits FOX News [1]
                  2. Messing with Marjorie's neighbors [4]
            3. Randy visits a beauty salon [6]
              1. Cornholio arrives [4]
            4. Randy goes to the park [1]
            5. Randy visits a wax museum [1]
            6. Messing with a mall teen fashion show [47]
              1. Randy visits "Hooters" [11]
                1. Waitress switcheroo [8]
                  1. Randy goes to a football game [0]
                  2. Following a couple [1]
              2. Randy goes to "Bennigan's" [22]
                1. Caught by someone immune to the Remote! [0]
                2. Office birthday party at the restaurant [5]
          2. Randy visits a bank [122]
            1. Randy goes to the airport [108]
              1. Messing with some flight attendants [105]
                1. Messing with the passengers on their flight [95]
                  1. Randy catches another flight [55]
                    1. Randy goes to CNN posing as a photographer [52]
                      1. Messing with Natalie Allen [50]
                        1. Messing with Kyra Phillips [48]
                          1. Messing with Carol Lin [30]
                            1. Messing with Jill Brown [26]
                              1. Messing with Lila Feng [0]
                              2. Jill and the female intern [3]
                              3. Back to Kyra Phillips [17]
                                1. Messing with Catherine Callaway [13]
                                  1. Three of them in the cafeteria [12]
                                    1. Randy messes with "Talk Back Live" [8]
                            2. Back to Natalie Allen [1]
                              1. Messing with Rudi Bakhtiar [0]
                          2. Randy "repairs" the 2000 election [15]
                  2. POV: Jimmy, a passenger [3]
                2. Following the flight attendants on the town [4]
        3. Messing with a group of teen girls [6]
          1. Messing with some jocks [0]
          2. Messing with an aerobics demonstration [3]
            1. Messing with two female lawyers [1]
        4. Randy visits a health store [5]
        5. Messing with two sales girls [6]
        6. Randy turns Matt into Maddy, a slut [1]
    2. Following Abby home [12]
      1. Randy gets a pep talk [3]
  2. Randy goes to school [1348(+1)]
    1. Randy goes to the library and messes with Winifred [817(+1)]
      1. Messing with Millie Chu [27]
        1. Randy turns a dog into a person [1]
        2. Messing with two college girls outside [2]
        3. Randy turns Millie into a cat [5]
          1. Messing with Millie's sister Jenny [2]
      2. Messing with other girls [773(+1)]
        1. Randy goes to the cafeteria [684(+1)]
          1. Messing with Rev. Himmle, a campus preacher [682(+1)]
            1. POV: Janeane goes after Randy [3]
          2. Messing with Shelby Winters [673(+1)]
            1. Randy wakes up in Shelby's body [0]
            2. They go to Shelby's house and mess with her family [642(+1)]
              1. Messing with Allison, their neighbor [12]
                1. Messing with Dawn, a jogger [8]
                  1. Randy's Block Party [2]
              2. Randy goes to a nightclub [405]
                1. Messing with Fiona and Vickie [404]
                  1. Randy goes to a grocery store [9]
                  2. Randy goes to a clothing store [325]
                    1. Randy goes to a cosmetics counter [4]
                      1. Meta: Randy goes to Leviathan's Little League game [0]
                    2. Randy goes to Bath and Body Works [316]
                      1. Randy goes to a hotel [309]
                        1. Messing with Christina Aguilera [0]
                        2. Messing with Darva Conger [1]
                        3. Messing with the clerks [297]
                          1. Messing with the hotel gift shop [292]
                            1. Randy goes to the lounge [286]
                              1. Randy meets Martin [276] click here for storyline details
                            2. At the hotel pool [0]
                      2. Messing with three preppie girls [0]
                2. POV: Jason steals the Remote [61] click here for storyline details
              3. Randy messes with his ex-girlfriend Abby and Amber in a bar [49]
                1. Messing with another couple [2]
                2. Messing with Rachel [29]
                  1. Messing with other couples [12]
                    1. Messing with a cop and going back to Shelby's place [8]
              4. Link: Randy meets Xerox Man [1]
              5. Posing the Winters family [42]
                1. Messing with Tracy, a census taker [38]
                  1. Messing with a nosy neighbor [14]
                    1. Messing with Amy, a friend of Shelby's [10]
                      1. Messing with a FedEx driver [5]
            3. Randy turns Shelby into a statue [21]
              1. Randy goes to the gym to find more statues [14]
                1. Randy accidentally captures Teri Hatcher [2]
                2. Randy goes to the mall for more statues [1]
              2. Randy goes to Victoria's Secret to find more statues [1]
        2. POV: Caitlin, Randy's newest victim [81]
          1. POV: Shauna, a new victim [50]
            1. Shauna meets up with her boyfriend [43]
              1. Caitlin, Shauna and Eric in church [41]
                1. The three of them at a restaurant [37]
                  1. The three of them performing in a small theater [7]
                    1. On a city bus [3]
                      1. At a night club [0]
                  2. POV: Mindy and Skyler, new victims [21]
                    1. Mindy and Skyler turn furry [4]
          2. The next day [2]
        3. Randy follows Justine home [0]
    2. At the sorority house [251]
      1. Messing with Adrienne, a sorority member [248]
        1. Randy tells Adrienne about the Remote [7]
          1. Adrienne damages the Remote [5]
            1. Adrienne and Randy swap bodies [2]
        2. POV: Adrienne grabs the Remote [235] click here for storyline details
    3. At the basketball game [56]
      1. Messing with the players [38]
        1. Giant Matt [1]
        2. Messing with the concession stand [1]
        3. Randy goes to a coed dorm girls' shower [2]
        4. Randy goes to a gymnastics meet [4]
          1. Four-legged gymnasts [2]
        5. Randy goes to a ballet performance [20]
          1. Randy goes to a college baseball game [15]
        6. Randy goes to a choir performance [0]
      2. Messing with the cheerleaders [2]
      3. Messing with the crowd [13]
        1. Randy takes revenge on his roommates [5]
          1. His roommates get the Remote [4]
            1. They take revenge on Randy [3]
    4. In a "Psychology of Sex" class [191]
      1. Randy shows Karen the Remote (R&K) [188] click here for storyline details
    5. Messing with some feminist protesters [28]
      1. Messing with Dara, a student in the crowd [14]
        1. Randy visits a convent [1]
        2. Messing with a couple in a Porsche [2]
      2. Preva becomes a Britney Spears fanatic [2]
  3. Randy hits the beach [385]
    1. Messing with an arguing couple [229]
      1. Messing with two women jogging [2]
      2. On the boardwalk [223]
        1. Messing with Anna Kournikova [60]
          1. Messing with folk singers [44]
            1. Messing with two skaters [42]
              1. Messing with two beach cops [40]
                1. Messing with a fortune teller [39]
                  1. Messing with Kaity Tong, a local reporter [38]
                    1. Randy follows Kaity back to the studio [34]
                      1. Messing with the newscast [33]
                        1. Randy lets Kaity use the Remote on her coworkers [27]
                          1. Messing with a competing news station [21]
                            1. Randy goes home with Kaity [5]
                            2. Messing with Kaity's neighbor [4]
                          2. Randy gets shot! [3]
                        2. Randy goes to a restaurant [0]
                    2. Randy at a swimsuit store [2]
          2. Jill Arrington joins in [3]
          3. The Olsen Twins join in [4]
            1. POV: Mary-Kate Olsen wakes up [0]
        2. Messing with some WNBA players [25]
        3. Messing with some WCW Nitro Girls [19]
          1. The Nitro Girls and the Nerds [10]
            1. Messing with Lita of the WWF [6]
        4. Messing with four female sportscasters [115]
          1. Making them fatter [24]
            1. Randy reveals himself to them [6]
          2. They get interviewed [4]
            1. Naked sportscasters [1]
          3. They look for jobs at McDonald's [11]
          4. They go to a high school science fair to find dates [45]
            1. They decide to look like hookers [35]
              1. They get arrested [33]
                1. Suzy Kolber arrives at the jail [30]
                  1. Suzy gets control of the sportscasters [23]
                  2. They're bailed out [4]
    2. Randy makes two female lifeguards attracted to two boys [71]
      1. Their double-date that night [19]
        1. The next morning [11]
          1. Meeting the parents [7]
            1. Back to the beach [4]
      2. Messing with a mother and daughter [9]
        1. Messing with some female bullies [2]
          1. Restart: Revenge on AD MaJayvunk(?) [0]
      3. Randy visits MTV's Spring Breakout [5]
        1. Messing with "Dismissed" [4]
          1. Herb's date with Anna Kournikova and Sarah Michelle Gellar [2]
      4. Messing with a basketball game [13]
      5. Messing with snobby sunbathers [5]
        1. Messing with other people [1]
    3. Messing with a volleyball game [5]
    4. Messing with Elle McPhereson and Angie Everhart [32]
    5. Messing with Marion Jones, Anna Kournikova and Sheryl Swoopes [29]
      1. They go to McDonald's [19]
    6. Messing with Kiana Tom [12]
  4. Randy goes to New York to see models [54]
    1. Messing with Tyra Banks [27]
      1. Messing with Heidi Klum [0]
      2. Messing with Kathy Ireland [8]
        1. Kathy at McDonald's [7]
          1. Messing with other people at McDonald's [3]
      3. Remote versus Rick's PC [5]
        1. POV: Jim messes with Tyra Banks using the PC [4]
    2. Messing with Elle MacPherson [0]
    3. Messing with Angie Everhart [22]
    4. Messing with Dawn Abramson / Randy becomes a modeling agent [1]
  5. Randy visits the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders [2]
  6. Randy visits the Miss Teen USA pageant [8]
    1. Swimsuit competition [3]
    2. Talent competition [3]
  7. Randy goes to a Britney Spears concert [6]
    1. Randy turns into Britney Spears, and she turns into a love doll [0]
  8. Randy messes with the Today Show and Katie Couric [465]
    1. Katie in makeup gets cranky [458]
      1. Interviewing JLH [94]
        1. Randy goes to Good Morning America [3]
        2. POV: Eliza Dushku gets the Remote [0]
        3. The Remote is damaged [0]
        4. POV: Ed, a pickpocket, steals the remote [21] click here for storyline details
        5. POV: Katie Couric gets the Remote [57]
          1. Messing with Ann Coulter [7]
            1. Messing with Debbie Schlussel and Ann grabs the Remote [1]
          2. Messing with Jodie Applegate in a meeting [48]
            1. Katie confronts Jodie [5]
            2. Messing with Sandy, a female intern [14]
              1. Messing with Ann Curry too [13]
                1. Jodie becomes an escort [5]
                  1. She becomes a teenager's prom date [4]
      2. Messing with Ann Curry too [10]
        1. Interviewing Robert Downey Jr. [3]
      3. Randy is caught by the Remote Violations Board [335]
        1. POV: Jeff, a highschool freshman, receives the Remote [191] click here for storyline details
        2. POV: Dan, a police officer, receives the Remote [2]
        3. POV: Rob, a homeless guy, receives the Remote [131] click here for storyline details
        4. Randy must perform a hundred good deeds [4]
    2. Katie the bimbo [3]
    3. Katie's challege to other female reporters [1]
  9. Randy visits The Late Show with David Letterman [317]
    1. Messing with Elisabeth Shue [2]
      1. Larry "Bud" Melman gets the Remote [1]
    2. Messing with Jennifer Love Hewitt (JLH3) [50]
      1. Randy goes to the Conan O'Brien show [5]
        1. Messing with Juliette Lewis [0]
        2. Messing with Anna Paquin [2]
        3. Randy realizes he's gone back in time [0]
      2. JLH steals the remote [40]
        1. JLH increases her bust [3]
          1. JLH visits the Remote's manufacturer [0]
          2. JLH becomes interested in alternative fuels [2]
    3. Messing with Winona Ryder (WR) [256]
      1. Randy and Winona go out to dinner [190]
        1. At a hotel, Winona finds the Remote [48]
          1. Randy becomes Brandi (temporarily) [44]
            1. Winona is replaced with Katie Holmes (KH) [0]
            2. Jennifer Aniston appears in the hotel room [26]
              1. Restart: Randy wakes up at college [25]
                1. Randy's Western Civ class [23]
                  1. Making people attracted to each other [2]
                  2. Making a girl smarter [5]
                    1. POV: Kathleen, a cheerleader [3]
                      1. Kathleen heads Backstage [0]
                    2. Dorie, a model wannabe [0]
                  3. Randy turns himself into a female teacher [9]
        2. They go to a hotel 2 [131]
          1. Winona finds the Remote [3]
          2. Winona finds the Remote and Randy passes out [126]
            1. Winona messes with "Party of Five" [123]
              1. Winona and "Sarah" (JLH's character) swap places [30]
                1. Randy wakes up and finds "Sarah" [18]
                  1. JLH appears in the hotel room too (JLH^2) [16]
                    1. "Sarah" grabs the Remote [12]
                      1. Randy/JLH swap places with Bailey/Winona [9]
                        1. JLH and "Sarah" make out [2]
                    2. JLH and "Sarah" on Jerry Springer [0]
                2. "Sarah" in the hotel lobby [5]
                  1. A teenager gets the Remote and "Sarah" [2]
                  2. "Sarah" is found by JLH [0]
                3. Winona communicates with "Sarah" [1]
              2. Winona and JLH swap places [2]
              3. Winona and Randy enter "Boobtown" [84]
                1. Randy meets Sarah Michelle Gellar in Boobtown [2]
                2. Randy meets Jenna Jameson in Boobtown [0]
                3. Randy meets Linzi Dawn McKenzie in Boobtown [0]
                4. Randy meets Anne B. Davis in Boobtown [0]
                5. Randy enters "Sabrina" [1]
                6. Randy enters "JAG" [1]
                7. Randy enters the Teen Choice Awards [34]
                  1. Messing with Kirsten Dunst [28]
        3. They go to a strip bar [0]
      2. Randy meets Melinda, Winona's assistant [34]
        1. The Remote's batteries die [1]
        2. FHM photo shoot [30]
          1. Restart: Garmonbozia / Rachael Leigh Cook & Twin Peaks [9]
            1. Link: Ghost Jim crossover [2]
          2. Going to Winona's agent [11]
            1. POV: Winona's New Day [8]
              1. Randy introduces himself and explains [7]
                1. Looking for Shannen Doherty [4]
      3. Messing with Dream instead [12]
        1. Melissa of Dream meets Winona Ryder [2]
      4. Randy possesses Winona's body [8]
        1. Randy meets Winona in his body [0]
        2. Randy can swap back and forth [0]
        3. A man from the RVB shows up [1]
  10. Messing with Maria Bartiromo at CNBC [107]
    1. Maria goes home [57]
      1. Maria at the office Christmas party [54]
        1. Messing with the other CNBC ladies [1]
        2. Randy reveals himself to Maria [49]
          1. Randy lets Maria play with her coworkers [1]
          2. Randy lets Maria do what she wants for a day [11]
            1. Maria messes with Wendy Walsh [9]
              1. Maria messes with Darby Mullany [7]
                1. Maria messes with Sue Herrera [4]
                  1. Maria messes with Alina Cho and Melissa Francis [3]
          3. Randy messes with the Weather Channel and Kristina Abernathy [6]
          4. Randy messes with QVC and Lisa Robertson [6]
    2. Maria goes home 2 [6]
    3. Maria goes to a meeting [13]