VGC: Time for a change

Unending BE - episode 844968

Ridley looked down lustily at Samus, who had just missed Malon feeling up Samus as she thought about what she'd like to do to her. The only problem was, how to get to her. And as Ridley pondered this, a small piece of paper floated down onto her lap, Ridley wondering where it came from.

"Where the fuck did this come from... Wait, what the fuck is this?" Ridley looked at the paper, quickly scanning the contents of it. Changing a job? Well, she knew just how to get to Samus with this...

Another singer! Malon could probably use a backup on stage...
A band member! It'd be much easier to get to know another rocker.
Another DJ! There was room for two up here, right?
Forget Samus, why not use it on herself? This couldn't possibly end badly, right?
Forget Samus, she knew who she should really be using it on...
Something else.