Mallhawk's Secret

Unending BE - episode 843601

Jim looked around. He was evidently backstage at some major event. He peeked up ahead and saw a rather ritzy-looking audience and immediately decided this had to be some sort of award show. But which awards, and for what, he could not be sure. Music? Movies? It seemed a little smaller and more informal than the Oscars, which meant if could be just about anything, maybe for some cable station. MTV? Spike?

From amidst technicians, stagehands and handlers, he saw Megan Fox approach him, looking sheepish.

"Jim, I ... I can't believe I did it just now."

"What? Did what?"

"This interviewer ... kept at me, about what it was like to date you, and I finally had to just blurt it out. Oh, Jim -- I told her about that huge fucking cock of yours."

"You did?" Jim was weirded out on a few levels at once: that he was this Jim Sweet star, that he was all dressed up for some awards show, that Megan Fox was speaking to him, that evidently they had engaged in sex, and that he was now hugely endowed.

All of that was so much to get through that it took a while to catch up with the last part. Megan walked away, and Jim called "Megan! Wait! What? You said what to who?"

"I'm so sorry, Jim!" she assured him, and left.

  1. *Jim Sweet is now due up on stage.
  2. Or maybe he isn't, at least just yet.
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Wed Jan 25 19:58:46 2012

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