Haunting of the Green Dress: The Leather Miniskirt

Unending BE - episode 840407

With a defeated attitude, Jim reached in and grabbed a leather miniskirt and white blouse. Sure, the hemline of the skirt was obscenely short, and the blouse only had buttons half-way up his chest, but it was the closest thing to office attire in the dryer. With a sigh, Jim added a black lacy pair of panties and a matching bra to hold his prosthetic breasts.

It felt strange pulling the cold leather up his legs. He'd never worn anything like that before. Of course men's clothing usually didn't include items such as leather miniskirts, but, with dread, he sensed that in his wardrobe, it wouldn't be alien at all. Going into his second day of this (what would he call it, a haunting?) strangeness, he hoped that that day would reveal what was going on.

The skirt fit, so did the blouse. It was as if the clothes were custom tailored for his body. Well, his body, plus the huge orbs on his chest. When his new shirt was fully buttoned up, he padded barefoot out of the laundry room, quietly so as not to wake his house guest, grabbed a banana for a quick breakfast, and headed out the door. It didn't surprise him that as his feet his the stoop just outside a pair of black pumps appeared on his feet. Walking in heels was getting to be a natural thing for him, so he locked the door behind him and clicked over to his car.

The drive was normal, although at one red light a woman in the car next to him rolled down her window and whistled at him, asking for his number, claiming that she could give him the time of his life. It didn't matter that she was in the passenger seat with her husband driving and their k1ds in the backseat. Jim ignored her, turned up the radio, and when the light turned, sped off.

The office was buzzing when he arrived. He was pretty sure that he was at least an hour early, but it seemed that everyone had beat him in anyway. Keyboards were clicking, fax machines were squealing, phones were ringing. Making his way to his new office, Jim...

  1. *...is accosted on the way by a familiar face.
  2. ...is called into an emergency meeting.
  3. ...is given some very bad news.
  4. ...something else.
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Mon Jan 16 10:17:11 2012

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