MW: The Holly and Fearne Show

Unending BE - episode 840042

So Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton went out to the set for their show. The director had to do a double take, but then figured it was one of Holly and Fearne's stunts. Holly was completely naked and Fearne appeared to be wearing a gorilla suit. The director just shook his head.

Holly sat demurely in her chair and took a sip of tea as she absently scratched underneath her perky left breast. Fearne just grabbed a banana from the fruit bowl, then leaped and crouched in her chair while she scratched her ass with one hand and peeled the banana with the other, while holding it between her feet.

"So how are things, Fearne?" Holly asked.

"Oh fine! OOK OOk!" Fearne said. She appeared to be acting more and more like an ape under the spell from the magic wand.

"Well, um, let's not waste any time," Holly said, as she uncrossed and then crossed her legs like a certain scene in a certain film, "Let's bring out our first guest, Cheryl Cole!"

  1. *Cheryl Cole asks Holly why she's naked.

  2. Fearne leaps on Cheryl and starts picking through her hair for bugs.

  3. Before Cheryl can come out, Jim and Rick show up to demand that Holly give them their wand back.

  4. Holly waves the wand and Fearne is human again, but she's wearing an adult size diaper.

  5. something else
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cycozombie

Sun Jan 01 23:29:33 2012

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