"Something that's quick and easy. Cooking wouldn't be very practical with our current dimensions, so lets order pizzas."
"But what do we do when the delivery boy rings the doorbell?"
"We'll have the same problem when our clothes are delivered tomorrow. I'll answer the door if you're too shy. I'll see if I can rig myself up a sort of toga out of a sheet. While I'm doing that you can place the order. Order four large pizzas. That's probably too much, but better to err on that side than to have too little. You know what toppings I like."
"Are you sure that even the extra large maternity clothes that we ordered will be big enough?" Jim called to Sharon after placing the order. She was in the nearby bedroom experimenting with various methods of draping a sheet around herself.
"They should be. As pregnant women don't want to have to order new clothes every couple of weeks as they grow larger, they're often made from material that will stretch. I hope you like lycra."
Before long the pizzas arrived.
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