Monster Sale: Speakerphone

Unending BE - episode 806124

Melvin realized the one person who shopped the most around his lab was Hannah Van Octen, the local anchor. Though she was really a spokesperson for any number of corporate conglomerates (and by spokesperson, he meant a model with a microphone). At first, Melvin freaked out when he saw her - wondering if she had caught on and was doing some sort of investigative journalism on his mad scientist activities.

But then again, that would require Hannah to do journalism in the first place, with the only investigations Hannah familiar with being the ones in the bed room.

Not that Melvin would mind as Hannah walked by her gray blouse and tight black skirt. The 37-year old former Beauty Queen had kept her looks in every department, from her long blond locks, her slender figure and her pert breasts atop a trim torso.

She was looking at the DVDs of her past panganents and reports, virtually ignoring everyone else. She would be a perfect addition to his team, as she would exert influence on the Management, which was anxious to please her in every possible way (especially that one).

Melvin watched as Alica strode by, her stomach by now unfolded into a bulging pot belly. She gave Melvin a sexy wink, and he knew the what the now 150+ pound associate manager had in store for him that night. But it might be their last liason if he didn't do something fast.

Alica was starting to resemble curvy cook Nigella Lawson than slender-but-big-butted Kim Khardasian. But not everyone liked this curves as much as Melvin did, and if Melvin didn't do something fast, the loss of Alicia's sex appeal with the men would mean more meddling for him.

But that's were Hannah came in . . .

  1. Switch Hannah's mind with Alicia's. That way, Alicia goes back to her former weight (they pretty much have the same personality) and Melvin gets a curvy Hannah all to himself.
  2. Use an old DeAger to restore Hannah to her mid-20's, making her more niave and easier to control.
  3. Use a ReAger to age Hannah ten years, making her a big hit with the housewives.
  4. *Change Hannah's race, vastly altering her apperance and personality.
  5. Use subliminals to alter Hannah's mind.
  6. Something Else
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Mon Jul 18 10:15:52 2011