The Devil in Xander: A New Body

Unending BE - episode 775152

As Xander’s body merged with Ranma’s incubus empowered female form, his subconscious became the home of a newborn Succubus. The potential for the succubus had been there within the soulless body from the start but only when it came in contact with Xander’s mind did it burst into a true existence. In fact, it was really just a part of Xander’s mind twisted and reshaped into the proper personality of a devilish lust filled sex demon.

It’s presence within Xander’s brain meant that when the boy, now girl awoke, he wasn’t nearly as freaked out about the rather huge breasts blocking his vision of his lower body as he normally would be. He sat up resting on his elbows and he stared at the glorious mounds of flesh pushing out his t-shirt with no small interest. “Huh.” He said with feeling.

Buffy was standing over him with an expression filled with utter shock and horror at what she was seeing. She managed to put words to her thoughts, “Xander? Tell me that red goo did not just turn you into a female. A female hotter than me to add insult to injury….”

The Succubus who was starting to think of herself as Xandra, zeroed in on the Slayer’s presence with an almost feral glee. It sensed the girl’s arousal, a natural horniness brought about by Buffy’s utter destruction of a nest of vampires. It also sensed the fellow demon residing within the girl. A physically powerful one but a rather stupid one as well. A symbiotic relationship, the demon provided the strength while the girl provided the intelligence. Xandra rubbed her mental hands with glee for Buffy would be particularly easy to manipulate through the demon at her core.

Buffy easily pulled him to his feet and Xander exclaimed “Woah!”

“What? What is it?”

Xander pressed a hand to his chest, “My boobs….large and jiggly are they….”

The lithe blonde glared at him, “You don’t have to remind me. And stop that! No taking advantage of that girl’s body!”

He shot her a hurt look, “What? I get turned into a girl and I can’t even take proper advantage? And what’s this ‘that girl’s body!’. This certainly feels like my body.”

Buffy shook her head, “It’s not. It’s really not. You, Xander, would not make a pretty girl. Willow and I agree.”

Xander scoffed, “You two have talked about this before!? … And…. I so too would make a pretty girl! I can pretty girl with the best of them!” His brow furrowed as he realized what he’d just said.

“Whatever. It’s beside the point. You aren’t a redhead and neither are you Asian.”

“Oh?” he asked with interest as he pulled a lock of bright red hair in front of his face, “I need a mirror.”

Buffy rolled her eyes and reached into her purse, retrieving her compact, “Here.”

Xander snatched it, “Holy…. I am hotter than you! Bow chick a wow wow.”

Buffy sighed, “Alright. How about we find Giles or someone and get this fixed. Seriously Xander, you’re taking this far too well. I mean have you realized you no longer have a penis?”

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Thu Feb 10 23:16:39 2011