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Unending BE - episode 660833

Redneckdemon shook his head as the last of the cobwebs clogging his thoughts slowly faded away. Having been fairly drunk to begin with, his memories of the last several hours where hazy at best. One thing was crystal clear to him, however: the warm glow of a world-class blowjob was still working it's way through his system.

"Somethin's wrong here. I've never black out, gotten an 'oil change', and woken up again in the same club in under an hour. What tha hell is goin on?", he thought to himself.

Out of the corner of his slightly unfocused eyes, redneck caught a peek of bare flesh, and turned to look just in time to see one of his wildest dreams finish zipping up her tight little black dress and say something to the hotty in red standing next to her. He might have noticed that their exchange was a bit heated, if they hadn't both just broken the record for bustiest babes he'd ever seen in person.

The rapidly sobering Texan swayed across the room as quickly as he could, half formed thought percolating through the cigarette smoke and beer.

"Why was she putting on a dress in the middle of the club? Are that chick's tits bigger than before? I'd swear I have seen that Asian before...did she...whoa."

Just as the visions reached the clear air outside, Redneckdemon finally caught up with them. He followed them through the thin crowd heading for the parking lot, racking his brains to decide how to give voice to his hunch. If he was right, the busty little Asian goddess had just given him head in the middle of a crowded dance club! But if he was wrong, or didn't play this right, things could get very uncomfortable.

"Aw, tha hell with it.", he decided. His gift of improvising had served him well in the past, why not just see where could take him now?

Mustering all of his wits to fight back the alcohol-induced haze, he drawled:

"So. Are you going to give me a ride, or will I have to settle for your name while I wait for whatever you girls did to me in there to wear off?". He nearly winced as the words left him. he was not usually this bold. Another good reason not to let his eyes get bigger than his tolerance for booze.

Redneckdemon found himself confronted with a double helping of world-class cleavage as BE and Gambit turned to regard him. He met their eyes, but his attention was on their chests, and as such he was a bit startled by their response.

  1. *The redneck convinces the girls they have impaired his ability to get him slef home, so at BE's insistance, they give him a lift back to his place (and away from the store).
  2. Gambit, in a hurry to get back to the store, offers to let him crash in the back room if he promises to behave himself.
  3. BE feels a brief surge of power, and the urgings of the voice in her mind prompt her to use that power...on Redneckdemon!
  4. BE feels a brief surge of power, and the urgings of the voice in her mind prompt her to use that power...on Red_Gambit!
  5. "No to the first, and no to the second, but in so far as you fuck off before we call security.", Gambit rattles off in her best Jack Sparrow impression. What happens next? Stay tuned!!
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redneckdemon(cannonfodder, on the process forums)

Mon Apr 13 08:49:50 2009

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