Sharon, Sarah, and Audrey: Unwelcome guest

Unending BE - episode 620000

While Jim-in-Audrey was contemplating being Audrey Hepburn for life, and Sharon-in-Sarah and Sarah-in-Sharon wondered whether the skins would age or not, a knock sounded from Sharon's front door. Not sure if she could take any more excitement, Sarah-in-Sharon cautiously peered out the front window, to see another man with dark glasses in a dark buisness suit.

"Oh great, not another one of these guys." moans Sarah-in-Sharon, and tries to ignore the man outside.

"Sharon! Jim! Sarah!" a muffled voice came from behind the door, as everyone turned in surprise. "I know you're in there, and I just want to talk!"

"Sure!" Sarah-in-Sharon yelled back, "just like that last guy wanted to talk!"

"If you don't let me in," continued the man outside, "I'll have to force my way in!"

"Oh shit, quick guys, help me!" Sarah-in-Sharon audibly whispered to Sharon-in-Sarah and Jim-in-Audrey. The two of them got up and rushed to help Sarah-in-Sharon brace the door.

Suddenly, a tinkle was heard from the window, as a Glock barrel came smashing through the glass. The group started to back up, until the barrel pointed at them with the man looking from the other side of the glass. "Now, how about letting me in?"

After boring details you don't want to hear about, the three skin suited girls ended up standing in the living room, with the mysterious man pointing his gun at them.

"Now then," he started, "let's try and sort this out."

"Sort out what?" asked Sharon-in-Sarah, "All we did was nick a few suits. Problem solved, right?"

"I'm sorry, but it's much more complicated than that. The BEA has been working this case for years, trying to track down those suits.

"The BEA?" asked Jim-in-Audrey.

"Bureau for Early Action. I'm Agent 620000."

"620000! How big is this Bureau?"

"It's sponsored by the UN, with departments worldwide. It's our job to stop any suspicious activity before laws are broken."

"So, why the suits?" asked Sarah-in-Sharon.

"Think of how easy it would be to frame someone for a crime by wearing those suits. Justice departements would never be able to keep up with them."

"So what do you want with us?" asked Jim-in-Audrey.

  1. "We just want the suits back, and I'll be on my way." Uh-oh, Jim and Sharon (in Sarah) could be in trouble
  2. "Unfortunately, you are our prime suspects, as there was no one else in the warehouse. You'll have to come with us."
  3. "Our agents have tried the suits, but they don't work for us. We need you three to go undercover and help us find these guys."
  4. Something better, because all these options are lousy.
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Fred_Flinstone (does the happy '0000 dance)

Mon Jul 14 17:23:54 2008