Happy 56000 episodes! / Jim wins the Booby Prize

Unending BE - episode 560000

A distinguished looking man in a tuxedo is holding an envelope. He leans forward into his microphone for dramatic effect. "And the winner for oustanding character actor in interactive fiction is . . ." Cameras are trained on Jim, Rick, Sharon and Brenda. "Jim!"

Jim jumps up happily. Sharon and Brenda clap politely and whisper something to each other. Rick tries to fake a smile but looks annoyed.

Jim steps up to the podium and accepts a statue that looks like a sylized golden woman with immense breasts, her arms under them and holding them up as if offering them to you.

"Thank you, thank you so much. I'd like to thank all the people who made this possible. REally, you're terrific, we couldnt do this without you. And I'd like to thank all the little people I had to crush to get where I am today. It's really a remarkable accomplishment.

"I doubt, at the start, that anyone ever dreamed we'd make it to 56,000 episodes." The announcer leans over and whispers something into Jim's ear. Jim stage whispers back which is clearly picked up by his microphone. "What do you mean, there aren't really 56000 episodes yet? No one cares about that! Shut up!" Jim waves the annouoncer away and returns to his speech. "I'd like thank my mom and my agent and my producer and Elvis. I'd like to thank, what's that guy, my buddy, he helps out some. My girlfriend, of course - " Music begins to play, a cue that Jim is about to be cut off if he doesnt shut up.

  1. *The awards ceremony continues
  2. A man in a tuxedo who looks just like Sean quietly slips away from the show
  3. And now, a word from our sponsor
  4. *The story, before it was interrupted was A long haired blonde with tits the size of watermelons
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yzal

Thu Jun 07 00:54:11 2007

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