Cupid's Arrow: Ed Gets Pinked

Unending BE - episode 558558

Principal Ed Casey was sweating. Being a high school principal, he'd had his fair share of cheerleaders and prom queens in his office trying to seduce him for a passing grade, but none of it prepared him for what was happening now. He tried to keep his eye on the school map, but his eyes kept wandering up to the massive cleavage the heroine was putting on display for him.

He was just about to dismiss the display it as an accident when he caught the look in her eye. The tall, beautiful woman was staring at short bald Ed Casey as if he were Brad Pitt; that is to say, her doe-eyed stare showed pure infatuation. She was in love.

Wowee zowee, he thought to himself. He was actually quite proud of how articulate he was being. Not many men would be able to handle this sexy amazon being so, what was the word? Oh yeah, wowee zowee!

Ed decided it was time to make a move. This woman was obviously hot for him, and he didn't get many (any) chances like this, so he was about to go for it when...

"Ouch!" A sharp pain hit him in the shoulder. It faded quickly, though, easing his knee-jerk fear of heart-attack.

"Eddie?" Wonder Woman's voice sounded concerned, "Are you alright?" She had laid a well manicured hand on his chest.

"Uh... yes, sorry, I just had a momentary pain. It's gone now."

The look of relief that crossed her face made her even more beautiful to the principal. Her red lipsticked mouth curved back into a smile. He had previously not noticed how nice that shade was on her, but now that it had his attention he appreciated how it well it offset her blue eyes.

He stepped back to take in the woman who he was pretty sure he was going to have his way with, letting his eyes wander over her body. She, being the observant woman she was, noticed and began to model her body for him. Her long legs that began down in those hot red boots... oh, he loved those boots. The way they clung to her legs, the way they climbed up to just below her knee, even the white stripe on the front, he loved everything about them.

Ed wondered where he could get a pair for himelf.

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Cupid loved the story unfolding before him. The short fat man was inspecting the beautiful goddess, unknowing that his attitudes where rapidly changing.

Not that Cupid really knew what the pink arrow actually had done to Ed Casey, but hey, there's a first time for everything, right?

  1. Wonder Woman can't take it anymore and throws herself at the man.
  2. Ed takes advantage of Wonder Woman's presence and talks fashion with her.
  3. Cupid gets a bit bored and checks on the others.
  4. Something else.
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