BE-R: Waking up to a fresh world

Unending BE - episode 527857

The unaptly named Sir Not Appearing in This Episode (Sir NATE) picked his head of the keyboard. His desk was cluttered with papers, disks, cans of coke and a half finished bad of doritoes. He recalled staying up late to finish an episode in the Addventure and most have passed out on the keyboard again. He tried to recall what it was but in the morning haze (it was actually much closer to noon) he was drawing a blank. While the room was a mess it was for a mess he was well aquianted with so he noticed right away something was off. On the top of his piles of paper was a single sheet that hadn't been there before. It was brown, the edges were frayed and the ends had a definate curl to them. Picking it up it looked like one of his old D&D charecter sheets.

"I don't recall a charecter like this" Taking a closer look at it his name was on the top. He was about to take a closer look at it when something moved in the far corner of the room. Quickly glancing over he saw some crazy giant bug. Freaked out he climbed on top of his bed at the opposite corner. It kind of looked like a cross between and earwig and a scorpion, although it also had an odd head that looked like it belonged on some coral lifeform. It was completely black and the body was very segmented. While he was certain he had never seen this before, something about it tickled the back of his mind. Then he remembered, his BE series in charmed had a creature that looked like that. Could it be a coincidence if not then how? Then it struck him, yesterdays episode. Of course he had Rick and Jim looking to make the BE universe real. Could they really have actually succeded, and now the world he lived in had actually merged with the fictional one off the internet. He slowly got down, always with his eyes on the insect and headed for his TV stand. Slowly reaching down he grabbed his remote and looked at it. It was definatly different, once again a part of one of his stories, although admittidly a very small one. He didn't even give the controller any specific powers only implied it had some. Finally a pill container was sitting on top of the TV with the words MENTAL PILLS on the top. That brought him back to his first episode ever.

He scratched his head. The laws of the universe must have changed. He wondered if every author now had a much larger controlling stake in reality. He drummed his fingers on the TV as he began to think of what he could do with his new found power. His mind driffted off to some of this other fantasies and eventually rested on some of his favorite Celebrities and models. Alyssia Milano, Lateatia Casta, Jessica Alba and many more went through his mind.

"Wait! If I got my stuff from the addventures then there is a good chance other people did too." Never being attracted to stupid women he began to wonder what would happen if his favorite actresses became bimbified as so often happened in the addventrue. He grabbed put on some clothes, grabbed a back pack and threw together in a hurry some extra sets plus needed stuff as well as his charecter sheet, the remote and the pills. Finally he got his pet dogs carry cage up from the basement and motioned for the insect to go inside. He didn't plan on going empty handed that was for certain. The creature with out hesitation went inside. Finally out the door, he hopped in the car and headed for the airport.

  1. *Sir NATE continues on his quest to 'rescue' his favorite celebs
  2. Another Auther was planning the same thing and had gotten half a days head start over him
  3. Meanwhile, Rick and Jim taste their first moments in the real world
  4. Something else
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Wed Oct 11 23:26:23 2006