Jimian World: The Nature of the Divine

Unending BE - episode 522902

Jim's arrival sparked a flurry of activity.

In Mainstream Media
Is Religion Dead? Jim return and he does not live up to expectation.

In Internet Forums
CoitusKing287: Jim sucks! Jim isn't omnipotent! Jim isn't even potent! Dude's IMPOTENT!
SlotSlave32: Who cares - I'd still do him.

In the Government:
"Fellow Beings, we have to decide what to do about Jim. His arrival could be disastrous. No doubt he'll want to take over the world.", the Speaker of the System explained.

"From what I've seen of Jim, he won't be a problem. I'll send a couple interns by his house with some paperwork. If the rumors are to be believed, he'll be out of commission for some time.", the Representative of Venus responded.

"Good, bury him under paperwork."

"Not exactly, Mr. Speaker. Apparently, Jim has difficulty coping with basic human interaction. I believe he will lack the stamina required to even read through the paperwork. Our doctor's suggest it would take him most of a year to recover. More if we send Elaine to handle it."

The Society for the Preservation of Jimianism
"The way I see it, we have two options - either we kill him, thus refuting his divinity, or we find some way to make him into the being he is expected to be."

  1. Jim is effeectively curcified by media and chatrooms and retreats to the past
  2. *Jim meets Elaine for some paperwork
  3. The SPJ makes an attempt on Jim's life
  4. *The SPJ makes an attempt to transform Jim into a higher sexual being
  5. Something Else
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