Sluttified Star Trek: The Trouble with Tribbles

Unending BE - episode 497444

Jim looked through the DVDs, realizing that there were some episodes that didn't exist previously, and vice versa. Fortunately, most of his favorites were still there. After some thought, he settled on one of his favorites, "The Trouble with Tribbles"

As he selected it, he mentally reviewed the plot. The Enterprise was called to Deep Space Station K-7 by an emergency distress signal. They discover that K-7 is holding a cargo of grain (called quadrotriticale), needed to develop a colony called Sherman's Planet. The head of the project, Nils Baris, wants Kirk to station guards around the grain to protect from the crew of Klingon captain Koloth, present on the station for shore leave. Fortunately, asides from a brawl initated by Scotty when one of the Klingons insults the Enterprise, things go relatively peacefully.

Meanwhile, a trader named Cyrano Jones is selling tribbles, a species of fuzzbals that do nothing but look cute, make endearing noises, breed like mad, and eat. While everyone except the Klingons (who hate the tribbles and vice versa) initally find the tribbles endearing, they soon become a nuisance, getting everywhere abord the station and the Enterprise, and eating some of the grain. This proves fortuitious because it allows the discovery that some of the grain is poisoned, and later that Baris' assistant Arne Darvin is actually a Klingon agent in disguise.

As the show began, Jim wondered what changes there would be...
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James T. Kirk sat on his captain's chair, enjoying the sensation of Yeoman Rand bouncing up and down on his cock as she delivered a report. They both orgasmed as she finished. She picked herself up off of his magnificent man-meat, bent down to clean him off, and then walked away, a small dribble of cum rolling down her bare leg.

As the fresh-faced blonde left the Bridge, Kirk turned his gaze to the rest of the crew, equal parts considering and ogling them. Of course, ogling was the greater portion, something he never got tired of, especially as Starfleet's skmip femal uniforms exposed so much flesh to ogle!

Sitting at the comm station was Uhura, an ebony goddess if there ever was one. Kirk remembered his delight at discovering upon first fucking her that her regal bearing hid a spirit full of fun. He turned to the front of the bridge, where sat the sultry Russian Ensign Chekov, youthful and eager in everything she did, especially sex. Next to her sat Lt. Sulu, a petite yet busty Asian full of fiery passion.

Finally his gaze turned to the science station, where stood his voluptous half-Vulcan first officer and science officer, Ms. Spock, who was also one of his two best friends and fuck buddies. As a Vulcan, Spock always kept a tight grip on all her emotions except lust (which no woman could control, or would want to), instead allowing logic to guide all her actions. Her logical approach to sex was almost mindblowing in the way she methodically pleasured him. And her Vulcan Cock Pinch and Vulcan Clit Pinch could make any man or woman orgasm so hard they fell unconcious.

Damn, he was a lucky man to have such a sexy crew! His reverie was interrupted by Chekov announcing, "Deep Space Station K-7 now within sensor range, Keptin."

As always Kirk felt a brief thrill at hearing the ensign's seductive Russian accent. He walked over to her and began fondling her large breasts. She moaned appreciatevly.

"Good. Ms. Chekov, this flight is supposed to provide both experience and knowledge. How close will we come to the Klingon outpost if we continue on course?"

Spock provided the answer. "1 parsec, sir."

Chekov gave a particularly loud squeal as Kirk twisted one of her nipples, then quipped, "Close enough to smell them."

Spock gave Chekov a disapproving look. "Odors cannot travel through space."

Chekov looked sheepish. "I was making a little joke, ma'am."

"Extremely little, Ensign" Spock replied.

Kirk sat back on his chair.

"Ms. Spock, immediate history of the area?"

Spock knelt before him, removed her top, and wrapped her large boobs around his cock as she responded.

"Under dispute between the two parties since initial contact. The battle of Donatu-5 was fought near here 23 solar years ago. Inconclusive."

Kirk gave a grunt of pleasure from Spock's skillful titfuck. "Analysis of disputed area?"

"Undeveloped. Sherman's Planet is claimed by both the Federation and the Klingon Empire."

Chekov cut in.

"We have the better claim. The area was first mapped by the famous Russian astronomer Ivana Borkov almost..."

"Joan Burke," Spock corrected, between reaching down to lick Kirk's cock head as it popped though her cleavage.

Chekov looked puzzled. "Burke, ma'am? I don't think so. I'm sure it was..."

Spock continued to lecture the younger woman. "Joan Burke was the chief astronomer at the Royal Academy in Old Britain."

Chekov looked and sounded sheepish. "Oh, Royal Academy. Oh, well..."

Kirk couldn't help but chuckle at the hot young ensign's discomfiture. "Is the rest of your history that faulty Ensign?" He gave a loud grunt as he came all over Spock's face and tits. She quickly cleaned herself up and replaced her top. Kirk spoke to her.

"Key points of dispute?"

"Under terms of the Orgy-anian Peace Treaty, one side must prove it can develop the planet most efficiently. Unfortunately, though the Klingons are brutal and aggressive, they are most efficient."

Once again, Chekov broke in. "Once Peter the Great had that problem. He..."

Then, the intercom beeped, and the sexy Scottish brogue of their chief engineer "Scotti", broke in.

"Captain?"

"Kirk here."

Scotti continued. "I'm picking up a sub-space distress call. Priority channel. It's from Space Station K-7."

Kirk responded immdiately. "Go to warp factor six!"

He paused to think for a moment. "Code one emergency. That's a disaster call," he activated the shipwide intercom. "Red alert! Man your battle stations! All hands!"

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Shendude (in case anyone's interested, a transcript of the episode can be found here:http://www.voyager.cz/tos/epizody/43troubletribblestrans.htm)

Wed May 03 12:24:24 2006

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