BEginner's Master PC: The Beginning

Unending BE - episode 496769

(This storyline is being started because I noticed BEginner making several joking requests for a Master PC program for Christmas from "Adama Claus" And I began thinking what would happen if BEginner, or for that matter other BE archive authors really did recieve a Master PC program and or had a chance to use one? Of course, since this is fantasy, if the idea is persued it might end in all kind of crazyness (and hey who'se to say it wouldn't in real life too, lol) at any rate, it's meant to be a kind of fantasy Christmas Gift for BEginner to have fun with as well as all his fellow authors. Please enjoy and Merry Christmas to you all. I've kept the begining fairly open so it can be taken anywhere anyone wants to go. And who knows what other Authors might be dropping by BEginner's house for some Christmas Master PC fun?.. Oh with "sexy results' heh, heh.)


BEginner sighed as he sat at his computer following the Christmas festivities. It had been a fun time, to be sure, but somehow he could not help but think wistfully of his joking request made while authoring several BE archive eps that "Adama Clause end him a Master PC program for Christmas.

Firing up his computer, he was suprised when a window popped up, annoucing that new software had just been installed on his harddrive, and was now ready for use. His eyes widened futher when he noticed that there was now a icon on his desk top labaled "MASTER PC".

"What is this, some kinda holiday prank?" He asked, hovering the mouse over the icon. "Who would even...?"

For several minutes more he continued staring at the icon with a concentrated look of indecision on his features, before temptation proved too much and he clicked on it. To his suprised pleasure, a window popped up displaying different icons and folders for the Master PC program.

Shaking his head, he pulled up his own profile, and was suprised by it's accuracy both in the 3d-model at one side of the screen, and his personal statistics.

"Whomever did this went a long way for there joke," He said with a chuckle, shaking his head a bit. "What to do, what to do? Well, I'll play along for now, would be kind of spoilsport if I let all this hard work go to waste. Let's see, if I go by past BE tradition, I'm now supposed to start experimenting with different changes to either my own profile or those of friends, enemies, or even family which inevitably leads to all kinds of havok, usually involving BE, sex, and so on."

Beginner laughed outright, remembering some of the crazier addventures that had resulted from the Master PC story settings, and then stopped for a moment and was thoughtfull.

"Or maybe I'm supposed to treat this as if it was real..?" He muttered. "What would I actually do if I did have a real Master PC program? This might make a good writing aid anyways for a real story on the BE archive, but in that case I should make it something intresting..."

  1. BEginner decides to begin with cautious experiments, just in case there really is some kind of reality to what he thinks is a gag gift
  2. *BEginner decides to throw caution to the wind and just dive right in with using it, after all it's just a gag gift... right? Er.. with sexy results.. ha, ha.
  3. He decides to use it as the premises for a BE archive story and so makes some BE archive orientated changes... "With sexy results"
  4. One or more other author's come over to wish him Merry Christmas what a great way to test things out... with sexy results...ha.
  5. It seems he's not the only one that got a Master PC program for Christmas... More sexy results and or sillyness insues
  6. No, no this is all so wrong! We need Something Else.... (sexy results?)
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steel div (Merry Christmas BEginner and everyone else! Hope you like your present)

Mon Dec 25 17:19:27 2006