The Mad Writer {Edgar Allen Poe}, who his crazy assistant Ig IGeek {Ozzy Osburne} calls “Doc” was trying to make the PC work and tempting to get onto the WWW, you know being an ink and pen man to write his stories, loaded on cocaine “Dam it Ig! Why does it not work?”
“Will Sir, it would help if you would plug it in first, it would help A WHOLE Lot” IGeek said with a sigh of to his boss, handing him the plug?
“OH” Doc said, looking stupid to his demented hire help to take the cord, but before he could place it in the socket a very told man enters first with three other men, two were carrying a body each over their shoulders inside body bags.
“Who is the heck, are you to barge in here unannounced? I rented the whole castle out for the whole year and you’re not invited!” Docs scream out to the duo, who just stood their unemotional and uncaring to send shivers down his spine.
“This is my family’s castle and I’m Dr. Victor Von Frankenstein {Raymond Massey doing Jonathon Brewster of Arsenic & Old Lace} ” the very tall mad scientist said towering over Doc to point to his sidekicks “this is my assistant doctor, Dr. Herman Einstein {Peter Lorre, Arsenic & Old Lace}, Ygor {Bela Lugosi, snap necked of a demented blacksmith} and Fritz {Dwight Frye, demented hunchback} who will assist me on my experiments for my creation and his bride, with new brains of aliens!”
“Aliens you say! What ethnic group? What nationality? Are they local, like around here in Germany?” Docs said in a curious way, trying to take a peek into the bags, but were stopped by both Fritz and Ygor hands swatting his hand away.
“No . . . No . . . Doc, are or you a real doctor? HE, HE, HE . . . a Doctor he calls himself! Alien s that way!” Einstein said laughing at his own joke, while pointing up towardly to the sky.
Docs looked up toward the tall tower of the lab to the open ceiling “Aliens on our rooftop, hey Ig. I though we were alone, until they show up?”
“No Doc” Ig IGeek said in a long sad sigh, wiping his face with hand in disbelieves of his boss stupidity at times {drugs can do that}”He meant OUTER SPACE aliens!”
“Oh, sorry about that” Doc said to get the point “But one question may I ask? Where are the hosts for the aliens brains? I don’t see them come in with you?”
Dr. Victor Frankenstein went to a leaver in the once laboratory of his, to pull onto it as two slabs in the floor opened and rose, two tables with bodies on them covered with yellowish white sheets “because they never left!”
Frankenstein walked over to the biggest body to yank off the sheet to show his first creation the monster himself {Boris Karloff } “I’m going to take the abnormal brain, that my assistant Fritz so carelessly gave me!” he looked to his demented assistant with an evil eye as Fritz just stare away in utter shame “and replaced it with an intelligent advance brain!”
Then he pulls off the second sheet to show the monster’s bride {Elsa Lanchester} beautifully with a grayish complexion and with the Nefertiti hairstyle with the long wide snake curl white streaks going up on each side “This will learn to love, with her new brain!”
“AHHHH . . . Doctor” Doc said again in a curious way, seeing the assistants taking the aliens out of their bags to place them on another table “not to be rude or cure about this! But, which is which here? I don’t see any plug on one? Or a socket on the other and both look like identical twins to me?”
Frankenstein and Einstein both came over to the aliens to see the problem as Einstein turns to Fritz and Ygor for an answer and they didn’t know, when they abducted them in the forest.
“Oh well, we going to find out about that, when we get there?” Frankenstein moans out in a deep sigh.
Sat Jan 02 05:23:07 2010