MU: Shadowcat & The White Queen change suddenly . . .

Unending BE - episode 451809

Emma Frost sighed with disgust at her chipper little teammate, Kitty Pryde. The mission was supposed to be a brief and simple one. A private sex club had been created that had almost exclusively mutant employees, called "The XXX". The main floor was a basic strip club but a spate of hotel rooms housed mutant women doing things no human girl ever could. Xaiver had taken personal offense at the name and Emma and Kitty had been sent to break into the manager's office. Together, they would find out if the club was a front for Sebastian Shaw, the MLF or some other enemy of the X-men or just sleaze at it's finest.

While Cyclops waited on a nearby rooftop as backup, Shadowcat was to phase Emma and herself down into the office of the manager. Emma would use her telepathy to keep anybody from entering the room while Kitty hacked any available computers. Right away, they'd hit a snag. Kitty scowled at the computer in front of her. "This terminal's connected to something bigger downstairs. I have to phase to the basement but the strip club on the main floor's in the way. Do you think you can manage making me 'invisible' to everyone while I phase?"

Emma sneered. "I wouldn't have to if you could do your job, little Kitty, but yes, I can manage. Lord knows, a girl scout like you wouldn't be able to strip if your life depended on it." Kitty scowled back at Emma. "That's a fact I'm proud of, unlike you. Just do your job and I'll do mine, okay?"

Kitty phased through the floor of the office and Emma extended her telepathic reach out to the men below. "Stuck up little bimbo." muttered Kitty as she silently phased down several blocks. "Ew!" she murmured as she saw the wide variety of scantily clad mutant girls dry humping poles and giving lap dances. Kitty quickly phased into the basement and saw a bank of computers. She shuddered and put the images aside as she worked.

Emma, alone in the office, sighed. "Honestly. A name like "Kitty Pryde" and she has the audacity to look down on strippers. I wish that haughty little princess at least had a body to match that ridiculous name of hers. Maybe then she'd hate me less for having the curves nature saw fit to deprive her of . . ."

At the same exact time, Kitty was hacking away and muttering. "God! What a superbitch! She's only on the team because she seduced Cyclops! I wish she had to tell everybody the truth! Her little hero act is about as real as those fake tits of hers!"

  1. *Kitty suddenly finds herself built like Tigra but with much bigger tits, sans her old powers, while Emma feels an overwhelming urge to blow their cover . . .
  2. *Kitty's body changes into that of a human lesbian porn star's and she tries to get Emma to help . . .
  3. Kitty is transformed in some way and Emma's stuck being truthful but Cyclops saves them by wishing they were done already . . .
  4. Some other wish is made by the three X-men or one of the X-men poolside . . .
  5. Mxy finds another Marvel hero to torment . . .
  6. Something Else Entirely!
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Zoddy

Sun Aug 21 22:09:04 2005